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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

not evil!...just feline...the nature of the animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before."

He has a brother and a dog for company and gets fed. He is just evil. It was a squirrel this morning that was his latest victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before.

He has a brother and a dog for company and gets fed. He is just evil. It was a squirrel this morning that was his latest victim."

Ask your vet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before.

He has a brother and a dog for company and gets fed. He is just evil. It was a squirrel this morning that was his latest victim.

Ask your vet."

He isn't unwell, he just likes killing things and eating their heads. Not worth spending a fee to hear a vet tell me he is evil!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one that did that, left four headless rabbits in the dining room for me to find one morning..... The neighbours love her though!! She kills all the things that ruin their garden!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cats are just mental nowadays, complete bonkers

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

Cats are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are awesome animals and I miss mine a lot.

It's instinct for cats to be like that sometimes but if they are leaving them in obvious places it's also a gift for you...odd I know but it's a sign of love, affection and gratitude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cats are awesome animals and I miss mine a lot.

It's instinct for cats to be like that sometimes but if they are leaving them in obvious places it's also a gift for you...odd I know but it's a sign of love, affection and gratitude! "

Perhaps he thinks the head may offend me and that is why he insists on removing them! Maybe because he is doing it for me I am complicit in the serial killing going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have wondered this before after a spate of headless birds in my kitchen. Apparently they like to eat the brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The head is the delicacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brains mmmmmmm maybe its a zombie cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cats are awesome animals and I miss mine a lot.

It's instinct for cats to be like that sometimes but if they are leaving them in obvious places it's also a gift for you...odd I know but it's a sign of love, affection and gratitude!

Perhaps he thinks the head may offend me and that is why he insists on removing them! Maybe because he is doing it for me I am complicit in the serial killing going on "
Yes,,Accessory to murder,""Send him Down""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is cruel to people and other cats. Likes to draw blood. But she wouldn't kill an insect. In fact she will chase moths and spiders to wherever they're going, only to sit mesmerised by them and meowing at me like I haven't noticed.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Me 9yr old daughter handled it pretty well when she found half a rat outside her bedroom door when she got up to use the loo in the middle of the night. I wasn't so keen washing the blood out of the carpet, off the door and the walls though

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

There is nothing wrong or evil about my pussy lolol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cats leave rabbit bodies round the house...sometimes minus the heads only, sometimes they just leave the tops of the ears and the paws

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

My cat left a baby crows head in my hallway. If they like the brsins then she must really afore me to gift the best bit

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Cannot call them evil , However they are exceptionally well evolved predators . I am no fan. They should be all kept on a lead. I have a wilderness garden I don't see why a non native predator allegedly owned by a responsible human can be allowed to slaughter the wildlife in my garden or for that matter shit in it .

Want a cat put it on a lead !

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If they regard you highly they leave part of their kill for you to enjoy - he's being generous!

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By *a KatWoman
over a year ago

Northwest


"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"
I always go for the head, first!

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Cannot call them evil , However they are exceptionally well evolved predators . I am no fan. They should be all kept on a lead. I have a wilderness garden I don't see why a non native predator allegedly owned by a responsible human can be allowed to slaughter the wildlife in my garden or for that matter shit in it .

Want a cat put it on a lead !"

totally agree

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Cannot call them evil , However they are exceptionally well evolved predators . I am no fan. They should be all kept on a lead. I have a wilderness garden I don't see why a non native predator allegedly owned by a responsible human can be allowed to slaughter the wildlife in my garden or for that matter shit in it .

Want a cat put it on a lead !"

A person doesn't 'own' a cat, they are merely the cats staff. There for the animals care and well being..... apparently

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Want a cat put it on a lead !"

Nah, get a Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cats are horrible, self centred bags of bones covered in fur, and they have an undeserved sense of entitlement. scoop their insides out and turn them into slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever heard of Lions, Tigers, Leopards and Cheetahs?

Ever noticed that they're referred to as 'the big cats'?

That might give you something of a clue as to why your cat is killing things.

It's known as preadtory behaviour and is something that comes naturally to a feline.

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By *coutin4girlzMan
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

I just had the little bastard in my garden now with my supersize pea shooter,only got to open the window&they're gone so got to be sneaky like them...good for vermin but they kill everything else too!!!

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester


"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"

Cats aren't evil,they're just very,very,very shit....... FACT (imo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had have cats at work its a timber yard I work in they were kept to help keep the numbers of rats and mice down the one that done all the killing used to leave the dead body of the rats outside r tea hut it was to make sure we knew it was doing it's job and proved it was earning it's food not that they never got feed but smart cat all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are devious..if you put a shelf up, your dog will look at you and say "you're great and so clever"..a cat will say "that's on the piss mate" .. don't trust em!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"

Don't cats do this kind of thing to please their owners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once work in a wool mill and theres was this one cat if you drop any coins would be there and get any shiny silver ones in its mouth and run before you could catch it ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are supremely evolved predators.

One possible solution,get a collar with a bell on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least they bury their turds.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My cat killed my snake, it escaped out its tank and she got it by the jugular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love cats and have owned them previously but since the woman at work who I sit opposite is cat obsessed and talks about them non fucking stop I've really gone off them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat killed my snake, it escaped out its tank and she got it by the jugular "

Maybe she was trying to protect you?Snakes are a bit scary!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"My cat killed my snake, it escaped out its tank and she got it by the jugular

Maybe she was trying to protect you?Snakes are a bit scary!"
maybe, she wasn't used to seeing it as always kept the door shut but this one day I'd not shut it properly. I don't blame her as I know she was doing her job. Did upset me at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat killed my snake, it escaped out its tank and she got it by the jugular

Maybe she was trying to protect you?Snakes are a bit scary!maybe, she wasn't used to seeing it as always kept the door shut but this one day I'd not shut it properly. I don't blame her as I know she was doing her job. Did upset me at the time"

It will have done.We all love our pets whatever they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to love cats and have owned them previously but since the woman at work who I sit opposite is cat obsessed and talks about them non fucking stop I've really gone off them. "

I feel that way about babies so I try to drown out their grandchild chat with cat chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guess the op just doesn't know anything about nature. Praying Manitis - the female bites the head off the male after mating, Black Widow Spider - called because she eats the male after mating. Now humans who make a choice to kill for persoanl gain, jealousy, greed, religion, political belief - well that is really what you can call evil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate cats.always shitting in our garden.killing baby birds for fun. Bloody hate them. Arghhhh

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before."

never heard of a cat hunting before?

my cats hunt all the time despite being fed every day. sometimes they eat all of their prey, sometimes some of it and sometimes its just a present for me.

It might be similar to bear in salmon season. later on in the season when there is not much ime left for gaining the weight for hibernation they will only feed on the richest parts of the animal which is the brain.

As much as we domesticate animals, their innate wild animal wins out at times.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"guess the op just doesn't know anything about nature. Praying Manitis - the female bites the head off the male after mating, Black Widow Spider - called because she eats the male after mating. Now humans who make a choice to kill for persoanl gain, jealousy, greed, religion, political belief - well that is really what you can call evil."

animals do those things too(ok, maybe not religion. Political gain perhaps in terms of issues of alpha males/female allegience). they also have high instances of infanticide (killing kids of rival males....prevalant in lions), thats fairly evil

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

At least when the dog killed a rabbit he ate the whole thing instead of bring it home!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you sure you are feeding him properly? maybe he is lonely or something, I have never heard of a cat doing that before."

im off work due to being on crutches atm and have been feeling a little lonely at times, I've not ripped anyone's head off....yet.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"

Maybe he is a terrorist

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Cannot call them evil , However they are exceptionally well evolved predators . I am no fan. They should be all kept on a lead. I have a wilderness garden I don't see why a non native predator allegedly owned by a responsible human can be allowed to slaughter the wildlife in my garden or for that matter shit in it .

Want a cat put it on a lead !

A person doesn't 'own' a cat, they are merely the cats staff. There for the animals care and well being..... apparently "

Correct observation!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

My one has gone into "zombie" mode again and won`t come in The little bugger can stay out now until I get up tomorrow morning!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

case in point....my cat jus came and gave me the arse end of a mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cats are devious..if you put a shelf up, your dog will look at you and say "you're great and so clever"..a cat will say "that's on the piss mate" .. don't trust em!! Lol"

Love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread.. Jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"case in point....my cat jus came and gave me the arse end of a mouse "

Mmmmmm...arse. Best bit!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

All of mine are sat curled up around me at the moment looking like butter wouldn't melt in their mouths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DOG DIARY

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity!

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satan's spawn. Totally self centered creatures.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"

My cat eats everything except for the feathers. Can't beat a hungry pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guess the op just doesn't know anything about nature. Praying Manitis - the female bites the head off the male after mating, Black Widow Spider - called because she eats the male after mating. Now humans who make a choice to kill for persoanl gain, jealousy, greed, religion, political belief - well that is really what you can call evil.

animals do those things too(ok, maybe not religion. Political gain perhaps in terms of issues of alpha males/female allegience). they also have high instances of infanticide (killing kids of rival males....prevalant in lions), thats fairly evil "

its not evil...they have an inherent 'belief' their genes are the strongest..to call them evil though, I'd draw the line..I think the thought processes are quite different to that of whats considered the more sentient animals.I dont mind personifying my cat...but most of the time I look at her as an animal with not much control how she behaves...in the human sense!

I like to imagine how different animals may see things very differently from us..from a seagul flying in freezing cold high altitudes I can imagine they may be getting a crazy adrenaline rush as they soar about,and they arent even looking like theyre hunting.

and to the anti-cat crowd?...fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satan's spawn. Totally self centered creatures. "

unlike us humans..u got an Iphone6 yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DOG DIARY

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity!

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues. "

With two dogs and one cat, this describes it perfectly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satan's spawn. Totally self centered creatures.

unlike us humans..u got an Iphone6 yet?"

That Satan fellah was a horny devil, fucked up a whole mess of beings.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Eating the head and just leaving the body is the ultimate sign of respect from your cat - they are leaving you the meatiest bit of the kill, you should feel privelidged

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By *coutin4girlzMan
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

Seagulls hunting b-fuckd where's that then.....I always thought they we're Scavengers a bit like vultures.....oh hang on I did see some hunting a piece of KFC the other day didn't I mun...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Satan's spawn. Totally self centered creatures. "

Unlike all the other altruistic creatures? No, cats is a delight. ...... til they puke a furball up at 5 am.......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Cats aren't evil, they're evil geniuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least they bury their turds."

yes...in MY flowebed and lawn and I dont have a ruddy cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat has always been an adept killer but has now taken to beheading his victims, eating the heads and leaving the bodies in a pool of blood on the patio. I would have thought the head would have been the last thing to eat. Evil!"

Might no be the cat!

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