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UK referendum (not Scots)

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What shall we have a YES/NO referendum about? Nothing too serious please ...

Sorry Scotland, you can't vote in this one.

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I'll start with... Is the Jaffa Cake a biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. It dries out ergo it is a cake,as implied in the name

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"What shall we have a YES/NO referendum about? Nothing too serious please ...

Sorry Scotland, you can't vote in this one.

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I'll start with... Is the Jaffa Cake a biscuit? "

Duh, the clue is in the name, so no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone. "

You have a cracking set of pins I'm well jel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone.

You have a cracking set of pins I'm well jel "

oh shucks ty,x here have some irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone.

You have a cracking set of pins I'm well jel

oh shucks ty,x here have some irn bru "

I love irn bru thank you.

I'm also rather mesmerised by your red hair pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name in its self says no it ain't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone.

You have a cracking set of pins I'm well jel

oh shucks ty,x here have some irn bru

I love irn bru thank you.

I'm also rather mesmerised by your red hair pic "

lol ty,x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone.

You have a cracking set of pins I'm well jel

oh shucks ty,x here have some irn bru "

Oh yes please but not out of a can I hope

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone.

You have a cracking set of pins I'm well jel

oh shucks ty,x here have some irn bru

I love irn bru thank you.

I'm also rather mesmerised by your red hair pic

lol ty,x"

Go away Mikki, you're not allowed in here, and stop throwing things, cant you see I'm trying to build this bloody wall just north of Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone.

You have a cracking set of pins I'm well jel

oh shucks ty,x here have some irn bru

I love irn bru thank you.

I'm also rather mesmerised by your red hair pic

lol ty,x

Go away Mikki, you're not allowed in here, and stop throwing things, cant you see I'm trying to build this bloody wall just north of Carlisle "

Mikki grabs her haggis n irn bru and hand on hip n struts out the thread,turns pouts flutters her lashes then SLAMS the door shut

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"mikki raises the saltire and invades the thread shucking haggis at everyone.

You have a cracking set of pins I'm well jel

oh shucks ty,x here have some irn bru

I love irn bru thank you.

I'm also rather mesmerised by your red hair pic

lol ty,x

Go away Mikki, you're not allowed in here, and stop throwing things, cant you see I'm trying to build this bloody wall just north of Carlisle

Mikki grabs her haggis n irn bru and hand on hip n struts out the thread,turns pouts flutters her lashes then SLAMS the door shut "

Bloody hell, that fluttering does me every time, come back and gis a sip of that can of concentrated sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What shall we have a YES/NO referendum about? Nothing too serious please ...

Sorry Scotland, you can't vote in this one.

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I'll start with... Is the Jaffa Cake a biscuit? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachael sneaks in whilst everyone else is distracted by the dramatic exit and slamming if the door and nicks a Jaffa cake.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

The Scots have Hadrian's wall, the Welsh have Offa's dyke and Northern Ireland has a sea to keep the English out. Come on Cornwall we need you to do a bit of civil engineering and we can set up the Independent Countries of Britain!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"The Scots have Hadrian's wall". I think you will find that it well and truly in England lol.

"The Scots" have The Antonine Wall, just so you know

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"The Scots have Hadrian's wall, the Welsh have Offa's dyke and Northern Ireland has a sea to keep the English out. Come on Cornwall we need you to do a bit of civil engineering and we can set up the Independent Countries of Britain!"

Hey no one wants Cornwall. That's why they stopped the M5 in Devon

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"Rachael sneaks in whilst everyone else is distracted by the dramatic exit and slamming if the door and nicks a Jaffa cake. "

You thieving git

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Does Taylor Swift take it up the arse?

For some reason, thats right where I want to nail her, I dont even like bum fun.

It' s her fault for always showing her arse off.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


""The Scots have Hadrian's wall". I think you will find that it well and truly in England lol.

"The Scots" have The Antonine Wall, just so you know "

But since the Antonio wall.starts North of the Clyde it's better to set up the defensive line in enemy territory. (Thats tongue in cheek, in case you think I'm serious!)

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"Does Taylor Swift take it up the arse?

For some reason, thats right where I want to nail her, I dont even like bum fun.

It' s her fault for always showing her arse off."

I'd like to nail her, full stop

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Does Taylor Swift take it up the arse?

For some reason, thats right where I want to nail her, I dont even like bum fun.

It' s her fault for always showing her arse off.

I'd like to nail her, full stop"

One of those girls you'd drag ya nuts through stingy nettles for.

Princess Di

Rhianna (stingies and broken glass for this one)

Taylor Swift

Katie off Emmerdale

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Hang on hang on.

Lets just stop this right here.

we set up a referendum on Jaffa cakes, and now we are on to Taylor Swifts arse.

Just remember, those heathens from north of the border might be watching, they will start thinking, "look at the English down there, they couldn't run a piss up in a brewery, never mind run Scotland"

oops my mistake, we have done for the last 400 years

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely NO. The clue is in the name duh.....and the court case which ruled it is a cake.

Stale biscuits go soft....stale cakes go hard....simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael sneaks in whilst everyone else is distracted by the dramatic exit and slamming if the door and nicks a Jaffa cake.

You thieving git "

Rachael looks apologetic. Peeps out from under lashes.

Grabs the box of jaffas and tries to make a run for it!

Heels always ensure you get caught.... Oooo matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Scots have Hadrian's wall, the Welsh have Offa's dyke and Northern Ireland has a sea to keep the English out. Come on Cornwall we need you to do a bit of civil engineering and we can set up the Independent Countries of Britain!"

I wish people would stop threatening to rebuild hadrian's wall, I live north of it!

And the Jaffa cake vs biscuit got settled by the courts, something to do with VAT I believe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does Taylor Swift take it up the arse?

For some reason, thats right where I want to nail her, I dont even like bum fun.

It' s her fault for always showing her arse off."

had her and she cooks a crap breakfast trust me

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*parks arse in thread*

*eats Jaffa cakes*

*dares anyone to complain*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*parks arse in thread*

*eats Jaffa cakes*

*dares anyone to complain*

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aye im with ya! oi giz a Jaffa cake

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"*parks arse in thread*

*eats Jaffa cakes*

*dares anyone to complain*

aye im with ya! oi giz a Jaffa cake "

You pair aint allowed in here, and you'd better keep an eye on the clock, theres a gang of bricklayers turning up soon to start on the wall

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"*parks arse in thread*

*eats Jaffa cakes*

*dares anyone to complain*

aye im with ya! oi giz a Jaffa cake

You pair aint allowed in here, and you'd better keep an eye on the clock, theres a gang of bricklayers turning up soon to start on the wall "

Sunshine... my PMT raises your bricklayers with an eyebrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*parks arse in thread*

*eats Jaffa cakes*

*dares anyone to complain*

aye im with ya! oi giz a Jaffa cake

You pair aint allowed in here, and you'd better keep an eye on the clock, theres a gang of bricklayers turning up soon to start on the wall

Sunshine... my PMT raises your bricklayers with an eyebrow! "

Mikki grabs the bottle of buckfast from _irtygirl takes a swig n goes crosseyed

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