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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

From reading the fora it seems to me that there are certain prerequisites for a woman to be successful in swinging.

She must love receiving oral sex, sport the pubic hair style du jour, have the ability to soak through mattresses and be able to spell correctly and write and speak grammatically.

I am none of the above, is it time we hung up our swinging boots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can stay, but only if you give us all cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse. "

I heard that was more of a 'nice to have'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse. "

I had a message the other day saying - it doesn't matter what type of person you are or what you look like. I just need sex!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"You can stay, but only if you give us all cake."

Ok, I like a nice Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream myself.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse. "

Erm, let me check. Yep I have a pulse....yay I'm in

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I heard that was more of a 'nice to have'...."

I'd go with 'still warm' at a push...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse. "
Yes and always carry jump leads, if the pulse deteriorates

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I had a message the other day saying - it doesn't matter what type of person you are or what you look like. I just need sex! "

Got to give that one a try... I'll tell you how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I'd go with breathing occasionally... yep I'm in also.

Claire

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I had a message the other day saying - it doesn't matter what type of person you are or what you look like. I just need sex! "

How good was he in bed when you met that charmer lol?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You get let off everything cos you have nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From reading the fora it seems to me that there are certain prerequisites for a woman to be successful in swinging.

She must love receiving oral sex, sport the pubic hair style du jour, have the ability to soak through mattresses and be able to spell correctly and write and speak grammatically.

I am none of the above, is it time we hung up our swinging boots?

"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I had a message the other day saying - it doesn't matter what type of person you are or what you look like. I just need sex! "

It's sad that some people think we are free prostitutes. He'll have a sore wrist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I had a message the other day saying - it doesn't matter what type of person you are or what you look like. I just need sex!

It's sad that some people think we are free prostitutes. He'll have a sore wrist. "

......I'm not free!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I had a message the other day saying - it doesn't matter what type of person you are or what you look like. I just need sex! "

Your in there Iona....big time!

Don't mess it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I had a message the other day saying - it doesn't matter what type of person you are or what you look like. I just need sex!

It's sad that some people think we are free prostitutes. He'll have a sore wrist. "

Couldn't agree with you more Scarlet!! X

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"You get let off everything cos you have nice tits "

I'll tell the judge that next time then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I had a message the other day saying - it doesn't matter what type of person you are or what you look like. I just need sex!

It's sad that some people think we are free prostitutes. He'll have a sore wrist. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got the wrong impression. The only thing women need is a pulse.

I heard that was more of a 'nice to have'....

I'd go with 'still warm' at a push..."

There's always the microwave....

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