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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I went to Ikea tonight. I left without the thing I went for cause I couldn't lift it off the shelf.

I came out with several things I don't actually need.

Is it possible to go there and not buy shite you don't need? Has anyone ever managed it?

I have to go back tomorrow with a bloke to help me. This goes against my independent nature completely.

Still, it wouldn't have fit in my car anyway so it's probably just as well he has a van.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cheeky chops is the Ikea queen.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I went to Ikea tonight. I left without the thing I went for cause I couldn't lift it off the shelf.

I came out with several things I don't actually need.

Is it possible to go there and not buy shite you don't need? Has anyone ever managed it?

I have to go back tomorrow with a bloke to help me. This goes against my independent nature completely.

Still, it wouldn't have fit in my car anyway so it's probably just as well he has a van. "

Totally impossible to come out without buying shite! I do exactly the same it's why I've banned myself from there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I do exactly the same and end up spending a fortune. I limit myself to one trip every 12 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye didny go just for the meatbaws then ? ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went there last night with the works credit card and boy did I use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went there last night with the works credit card and boy did I use it. "

Winner!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You also need a ten year old to put it together

Tell them it's an airfix kit

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Those boxes dont look very big until you try and lift them, or put them in the car...

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ye didny go just for the meatbaws then ? .... "

My best mate thinks I'm weird cause I've never tasted them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ye didny go just for the meatbaws then ? ....

My best mate thinks I'm weird cause I've never tasted them... "

Aye .... I believe ye .....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I have never been to IKEA...I was a whizz with MFI flat packs back in the day though

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Those boxes dont look very big until you try and lift them, or put them in the car... "

just ask at the desk and someone will load it for you or plan b flutter your breasts(better than eyelashes)

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ye didny go just for the meatbaws then ? ....

My best mate thinks I'm weird cause I've never tasted them...

Aye .... I believe ye ..... "

I have never eaten Ikea meatballs!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Those boxes dont look very big until you try and lift them, or put them in the car...

just ask at the desk and someone will load it for you or plan b flutter your breasts(better than eyelashes) "

I did consider that. However, then I thought I'd feel like a total chump if I couldn't fit it in my car.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Ye didny go just for the meatbaws then ? ....

My best mate thinks I'm weird cause I've never tasted them...

Aye .... I believe ye .....

I have never eaten Ikea meatballs! "

but you might have bet on one of them in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never been to IKEA...I was a whizz with MFI flat packs back in the day though "

I got 2 units exactly the same last night , the first one took 2 and a half hrs to put together , the second one took 20 mins.

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ye didny go just for the meatbaws then ? ....

My best mate thinks I'm weird cause I've never tasted them...

Aye .... I believe ye .....

I have never eaten Ikea meatballs!

but you might have bet on one of them in the past "

Are we having the same conversation?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I went there last night with the works credit card and boy did I use it. "

I'm totally gonna try this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ye didny go just for the meatbaws then ? ....

My best mate thinks I'm weird cause I've never tasted them...

Aye .... I believe ye .....

I have never eaten Ikea meatballs! "

lol ... I said I believe ye .... are ye sure that's why yer mate thinks yer weird though ? .... *ducks ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive only ever been to Ikea once

Was in there 2 weeks though,can't look a swedish meatball in the eye again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive only ever been to Ikea once

Was in there 2 weeks though,can't look a swedish meatball in the eye again! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need loads of shit I don't need I really must go ikea soon

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ive only ever been to Ikea once

Was in there 2 weeks though,can't look a swedish meatball in the eye again! "
Awwww Shag tonight will be upset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always stock up on vanilla candles & napkins from there

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Ye didny go just for the meatbaws then ? ....

My best mate thinks I'm weird cause I've never tasted them...

Aye .... I believe ye .....

I have never eaten Ikea meatballs!

but you might have bet on one of them in the past

Are we having the same conversation? "

horse meat/ bet ? never mind lol

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

I always think it's funny that they sold a sweet called "Scum"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

they also used to have dombas, fartyg, jerker, femmen vag and stenk lover I know because I was bored and had fun finding them a few years ago, there were more but I've forgot them

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's easy once you know how

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

At least you didn't get your mum shouting in the middle of ikea when they bought me a bed they hope babies are going to be made on that bed.....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

The Lancashire Hotpots have it right

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aNcaaehKaC8

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"At least you didn't get your mum shouting in the middle of ikea when they bought me a bed they hope babies are going to be made on that bed....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never been to IKEA...I was a whizz with MFI flat packs back in the day though "
ikea are a piece of piss compared to the mfi crap

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Candles or napkins are about the only things from ikea that actually fit IN my car. Good job she likes to go topless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went once , never again. Fucking awful place. I was shouting "let me out "as I had got so lost. I asked an assistant to escort me to the exit. I shudder everytime I pass one now getting flashbacks of my trip to the twighlight zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked for some help at ikea when I was 7 months pregnant ... And was refused.

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