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Vampire explosion in the UK?

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By *entaur_UK OP   Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Heard on the radio today that there are more reported sightings of Vampires this year in the UK than in Romania/Transylvania, the home of Dracula?

Have you seen/reported a Vampire or maybe you are one?

Or do you think this story is a bit long in the tooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's vampires in the uk?

Whatever next

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Heard on the radio today that there are more reported sightings of Vampires this year in the UK than in Romania/Transylvania, the home of Dracula?

Have you seen/reported a Vampire or maybe you are one?

Or do you think this story is a bit long in the tooth. "
I got up close and personal with one a few weeks ago.

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By *entaur_UK OP   Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Heard on the radio today that there are more reported sightings of Vampires this year in the UK than in Romania/Transylvania, the home of Dracula?

Have you seen/reported a Vampire or maybe you are one?

Or do you think this story is a bit long in the tooth. I got up close and personal with one a few weeks ago. "

Ooooo do tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should watch the Shutka Book of Records - one of the doctors on it is a vampire hunter. It's a fantastic documentary about a Romani town, full of eccentric types.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

We have Vampire bats in the area..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Heard on the radio today that there are more reported sightings of Vampires this year in the UK than in Romania/Transylvania, the home of Dracula?

Have you seen/reported a Vampire or maybe you are one?

Or do you think this story is a bit long in the tooth. I got up close and personal with one a few weeks ago.

Ooooo do tell. "
Unfortunately I am sworn to secrecy, but I have the marks to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone asked if I'd seen a bloke with big teeth I thought they were looking for Ken Dodd

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

will find them queing for a take away at the blood bank lol

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Are these anything like the alien sighting vids ya see on YouTube? Really badly made and dodgy yet loads of people believe it's real.

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By *entaur_UK OP   Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Heard on the radio today that there are more reported sightings of Vampires this year in the UK than in Romania/Transylvania, the home of Dracula?

Have you seen/reported a Vampire or maybe you are one?

Or do you think this story is a bit long in the tooth. I got up close and personal with one a few weeks ago.

Ooooo do tell. Unfortunately I am sworn to secrecy, but I have the marks to prove it. "

You must be one then.

You can turn me if you like, i would'nt mind some vampire powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh vampires, just something about them isn't there.

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By *entaur_UK OP   Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"You should watch the Shutka Book of Records - one of the doctors on it is a vampire hunter. It's a fantastic documentary about a Romani town, full of eccentric types. "

Did anyone used to watch the debate programme from the 90's called "Central weekend live". I remember watching it one week and there was an eccentric looking chap on there who claimed to be a real life vampire hunter.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You should watch the Shutka Book of Records - one of the doctors on it is a vampire hunter. It's a fantastic documentary about a Romani town, full of eccentric types.

Did anyone used to watch the debate programme from the 90's called "Central weekend live". I remember watching it one week and there was an eccentric looking chap on there who claimed to be a real life vampire hunter. "
He was a nutter!

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By *entaur_UK OP   Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"You should watch the Shutka Book of Records - one of the doctors on it is a vampire hunter. It's a fantastic documentary about a Romani town, full of eccentric types.

Did anyone used to watch the debate programme from the 90's called "Central weekend live". I remember watching it one week and there was an eccentric looking chap on there who claimed to be a real life vampire hunter. He was a nutter! "

Lmao, do you remember it then. I loved Central weekend live they had some good lively entertaining debates on there, James Whale and nicky Campbell trying to calm everyone down.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You should watch the Shutka Book of Records - one of the doctors on it is a vampire hunter. It's a fantastic documentary about a Romani town, full of eccentric types.

Did anyone used to watch the debate programme from the 90's called "Central weekend live". I remember watching it one week and there was an eccentric looking chap on there who claimed to be a real life vampire hunter. He was a nutter!

Lmao, do you remember it then. I loved Central weekend live they had some good lively entertaining debates on there, James Whale and nicky Campbell trying to calm everyone down. "
I loved James Whale, I used to watch every week, if I was home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotever next ...... sheesh .... now if ye'l excuse me , ive just got to nip out for errrr .... some errrr ..... milk ! ... aye milk , that's it ....

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"You should watch the Shutka Book of Records - one of the doctors on it is a vampire hunter. It's a fantastic documentary about a Romani town, full of eccentric types.

Did anyone used to watch the debate programme from the 90's called "Central weekend live". I remember watching it one week and there was an eccentric looking chap on there who claimed to be a real life vampire hunter. He was a nutter!

Lmao, do you remember it then. I loved Central weekend live they had some good lively entertaining debates on there, James Whale and nicky Campbell trying to calm everyone down. I loved James Whale, I used to watch every week, if I was home. "

Wow - I Feel really old !! I can remember the James whale Show late at night.. Arrogant shit at times lol..

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

only cost you about 58p min to phone him though lol..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"only cost you about 58p min to phone him though lol.. "
I used to listen to that, very entertaining, but I liked his arrogance, was funny as fuck at times.

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By *entaur_UK OP   Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"You should watch the Shutka Book of Records - one of the doctors on it is a vampire hunter. It's a fantastic documentary about a Romani town, full of eccentric types.

Did anyone used to watch the debate programme from the 90's called "Central weekend live". I remember watching it one week and there was an eccentric looking chap on there who claimed to be a real life vampire hunter. He was a nutter!

Lmao, do you remember it then. I loved Central weekend live they had some good lively entertaining debates on there, James Whale and nicky Campbell trying to calm everyone down. I loved James Whale, I used to watch every week, if I was home.

Wow - I Feel really old !! I can remember the James whale Show late at night.. Arrogant shit at times lol.. "

I mainly watched Central weekend live in the early 90's when i was still at school. Late 90's i was usually off out clubbing on friday and saturday nights. Just had a look on google, the show ended in 2001.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood sucking sons of bitches, I'm sharpening the stakes as we speak, somebody's gotta

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Blood sucking sons of bitches, I'm sharpening the stakes as we speak, somebody's gotta "
Can I have mine rare please?

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"only cost you about 58p min to phone him though lol.. I used to listen to that, very entertaining, but I liked his arrogance, was funny as fuck at times. "

He was.. quite cruel and funny abusing all the people that had paid a fortune to phone him and try and piss him off/.. baldy little shit.. oooppss lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"only cost you about 58p min to phone him though lol.. I used to listen to that, very entertaining, but I liked his arrogance, was funny as fuck at times.

He was.. quite cruel and funny abusing all the people that had paid a fortune to phone him and try and piss him off/.. baldy little shit.. oooppss lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do vampires use to make tea? Used tampons

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"Heard on the radio today that there are more reported sightings of Vampires this year in the UK than in Romania/Transylvania, the home of Dracula?

Have you seen/reported a Vampire or maybe you are one?

Or do you think this story is a bit long in the tooth. "

According to the paper today Yorkshire has had 11 sightings in the last hundred years, Essex was third with 9 in the same period...

Not exactly a hotbed of vampire activity...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard on the radio today that there are more reported sightings of Vampires this year in the UK than in Romania/Transylvania, the home of Dracula?

Have you seen/reported a Vampire or maybe you are one?

Or do you think this story is a bit long in the tooth. "

Thats cos all th3e Rumanians are over here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blood sucking sons of bitches, I'm sharpening the stakes as we speak, somebody's gotta Can I have mine rare please? "

You can have your however you want

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Ooooo do like having my neck nibbled on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get the suck outta here your kidding ? start carrying my bat around i think and keep an eye out for people on fire if its during the daytime.

him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they told us we were to be swamped by Romanians, they didn't say Transylvanians, did they!!

*stocks up with stakes & garlic (not to be confused with a garlic steak)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they told us we were to be swamped by Romanians, they didn't say Transylvanians, did they!!

*stocks up with stakes & garlic (not to be confused with a garlic steak) "

so this 4 pack or garlic steaklets from iceland wont work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they told us we were to be swamped by Romanians, they didn't say Transylvanians, did they!!

*stocks up with stakes & garlic (not to be confused with a garlic steak)

so this 4 pack or garlic steaklets from iceland wont work ?"

Nope, - only in Iceland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard on the radio today that there are more reported sightings of Vampires this year in the UK than in Romania/Transylvania, the home of Dracula?

Have you seen/reported a Vampire or maybe you are one?

Or do you think this story is a bit long in the tooth.

Thats cos all th3e Ruma

nians are over here now."

Loool, I thought this was going ti be said

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

There's shit loads of the fuckers up in the North East. Whitby is the vampire centre of the universe. You can't go out some days with out being bitten.

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