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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

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You need a mason jar complete with lid and straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of the extra protein

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

You need a mason jar complete with lid and straw.

What the hell is a mason jar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think of the extra protein"

Doubt they contain much

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

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"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

You need a mason jar complete with lid and straw.

How about a Tommy Teepee training cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

You need a mason jar complete with lid and straw.

How about a Tommy Teepee training cup?

Pmsl @this do they come pint sized?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

You need a mason jar complete with lid and straw.

How about a Tommy Teepee training cup?

I thought that's what she meant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

You need a mason jar complete with lid and straw.

How about a Tommy Teepee training cup?

Pmsl @this do they come pint sized?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

You need a mason jar complete with lid and straw.

How about a Tommy Teepee training cup?

I thought that's what she meant.

That's the kind of thing I did mean but weren't sure how it was spelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

She's not old, she's younger than me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

Oh frig I'm doomed ... She swallowed a horse & died!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

She's not old, she's younger than me!

Awe fanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

Oh frig I'm doomed ... She swallowed a horse & died!

I'm only up to the cat so far...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vitamins in them bugs

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her"

I best refill then eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

Oh frig I'm doomed ... She swallowed a horse & died!

I'm only up to the cat so far..."

The dog or goat swallowed the cat, keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put a coaster and or beer mat on the top of your glass after a drink. Or light lots of citronella candles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

Oh frig I'm doomed ... She swallowed a horse & died!

If the wine glass is big enough to hold a horse she died happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of the extra protein

Doubt they contain much

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doubt they contain too much wine to moan about either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

waste not, want not

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of wine Tease no glass just turn the tap and catch it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just put a coaster and or beer mat on the top of your glass after a drink. Or light lots of citronella candles."

But I have vanilla & Ide forget about them & they'd stick in my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

"
That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Beats having a fly in ya soup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

Oh frig I'm doomed ... She swallowed a horse & died!

If the wine glass is big enough to hold a horse she died happy

She'd die a millionaire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Box of wine Tease no glass just turn the tap and catch it.

I prefer a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her"

Aye but can you picture me chasing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her

Aye but can you picture me chasing them

Yes your a very funny woman to meet, so yes I can

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Box of wine Tease no glass just turn the tap and catch it.

I prefer a bottle

I was saving you the trouble of getting 3 bottles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Box of wine Tease no glass just turn the tap and catch it.

I prefer a bottle

I was saving you the trouble of getting 3 bottles

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her

Aye but can you picture me chasing them

Yes your a very funny woman to meet, so yes I can

Her"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her

Aye but can you picture me chasing them

Yes your a very funny woman to meet, so yes I can

Her

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her

Aye but can you picture me chasing them

Yes your a very funny woman to meet, so yes I can

Her

Haha

Now take that back & save my sanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

Ohhh no that's no good guessing the vodka, will put in an appearance soon. Mind you don't fall off the bed... Now I am Pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her

Aye but can you picture me chasing them

Yes your a very funny woman to meet, so yes I can

Her

Haha

Psssst she'll fall of your bed you do know this don't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her

Aye but can you picture me chasing them

Yes your a very funny woman to meet, so yes I can

Her

Haha

Now take that back & save my sanity

we are insane, so Shhhh m join the club

Her

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Box of wine Tease no glass just turn the tap and catch it.

I prefer a bottle

Stop drinking fly infected wine. You are showing your true colours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

Just stick a straw straight into the bottle. Less chance of the little buggers getting in then!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

Ohhh no that's no good guessing the vodka, will put in an appearance soon. Mind you don't fall off the bed... Now I am Pmsl!!!

"
pffft no I have none haha. I only fall if I'm pushed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

That made me

I can picture them staggering round the room

Her

Aye but can you picture me chasing them

Yes your a very funny woman to meet, so yes I can

Her

Haha

Psssst she'll fall of your bed you do know this don't you!

I was simply admiring the wallpaper & leant to far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Box of wine Tease no glass just turn the tap and catch it.

I prefer a bottle

Stop drinking fly infected wine. You are showing your true colours lol"

No Cyndi Lauper did that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

Just stick a straw straight into the bottle. Less chance of the little buggers getting in then!

crystal"

I tried that but only get halfway down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

Ohhh no that's no good guessing the vodka, will put in an appearance soon. Mind you don't fall off the bed... Now I am Pmsl!!!

pffft no I have none haha. I only fall if I'm pushed

Are you saying I pushed you? OI I would never do such a thing

although....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

Just stick a straw straight into the bottle. Less chance of the little buggers getting in then!

crystal

I tried that but only get halfway down

You have two options then. Smaller bottles of wine or longer straws. Actually, one option. Smaller bottles is not an option!

crystal

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly

Haha, reminds me of when Adam Boulton swallowed a fly broadcasting live on sky news outside No.10 Downing street...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS5uAqV4c2s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamins in them bugs

Her

I best refill then eh

Why doesn't this surprise me? Lush

The little gnats drank the last glass

Ohhh no that's no good guessing the vodka, will put in an appearance soon. Mind you don't fall off the bed... Now I am Pmsl!!!

pffft no I have none haha. I only fall if I'm pushed

Are you saying I pushed you? OI I would never do such a thing

although....

Oh it makes such sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

Just stick a straw straight into the bottle. Less chance of the little buggers getting in then!

crystal

I tried that but only get halfway down

You have two options then. Smaller bottles of wine or longer straws. Actually, one option. Smaller bottles is not an option!

crystal"
agreed

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"These horrible little wine nicking insects keep diving into glass!!

I'm sat in that cosy kind of light so don't know they are there untill they hit the back of my throat!!!!

Think I may invest in a beaker with a spout

You need a mason jar complete with lid and straw.

What the hell is a mason jar? "

A mason jar is a jam jar with a lid.

Claire

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