FabSwingers.com forum: Always makes me laugh

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I want a gun and an alibi...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

they are....one a swinging/sex site they are the kind of girl looking for sex, on a dating site they are the kind of girl looking for long term dating, not sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?"

Funnily enough it makes me laugh how many guys on a dating site say they want a relationship but actually all they after is a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they are....one a swinging/sex site they are the kind of girl looking for sex, on a dating site they are the kind of girl looking for long term dating, not sex

Agree

They are honest about what they want on the site they are on

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?"

If you saw them on a non adult dating site - would it be right to assume you also are on that site?

So what do you say on there?

"Looking for a swinging relationship" ?

Or something slightly more vanilla?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I want a gun and an alibi..."

I'll alibi you and lend you shooter if you'll lend me a bag of quicklime. Arse End has run out for some strange reason

and my cellar is starting to pong a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's quite funny how many guys I have dated in the past that I have come across on here or they have come across me...It used to make me chuckle, as the way they would have sold themselves on the site was not the way you see them on here!

Just leaves me with one question...would they have left the site or kept it under wraps ha ha!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I want a gun and an alibi...

I'll alibi you and lend you shooter if you'll lend me a bag of quicklime. Arse End has run out for some strange reason

and my cellar is starting to pong a bit

Quicklime is so old school... try sulphuric acid instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want world peace and to be able to fly ...fingers crossed

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I want a gun and an alibi...

I'll alibi you and lend you shooter if you'll lend me a bag of quicklime. Arse End has run out for some strange reason

and my cellar is starting to pong a bit

Quicklime is so old school... try sulphuric acid instead."

Cheers Viccie...should be able to pinch some of that from work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?

If you saw them on a non adult dating site - would it be right to assume you also are on that site?

So what do you say on there?

"Looking for a swinging relationship" ?

Or something slightly more vanilla?

Yeah I'm on the non adult dating site as well, but I'm always honest with anyone I chat with about the kind of relationship I'm looking for.

Suppose it depends if being on here is just some fun whilst waiting for a more vanilla relationship or if swinging is a lifestyle choice forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a gun and an alibi...

I'll alibi you and lend you shooter if you'll lend me a bag of quicklime. Arse End has run out for some strange reason

and my cellar is starting to pong a bit

Quicklime is so old school... try sulphuric acid instead.

Cheers Viccie...should be able to pinch some of that from work

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they just used hydrochloric acid on Chicago PD to get rid of the body.

What's wrong Caz, no more home visits until there is some room in the cellar?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I want a gun and an alibi..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a gun and an alibi..."

You were with me all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?u

Funnily enough it makes me laugh how many guys on a dating site say they want a relationship but actually all they after is a fuck. "
Milk tray lot

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?

Funnily enough it makes me laugh how many guys on a dating site say they want a relationship but actually all they after is a fuck. "

But they buy/make you dinner first/after

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I want a gun and an alibi...

I'll alibi you and lend you shooter if you'll lend me a bag of quicklime. Arse End has run out for some strange reason

and my cellar is starting to pong a bit

Quicklime is so old school... try sulphuric acid instead.

Cheers Viccie...should be able to pinch some of that from work

they just used hydrochloric acid on Chicago PD to get rid of the body.

What's wrong Caz, no more home visits until there is some room in the cellar?

I'm nipping out onto the fells tomorrow night with some binbags then I'll be putting a few more "Meet Now" requests up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?

Funnily enough it makes me laugh how many guys on a dating site say they want a relationship but actually all they after is a fuck.

But they buy/make you dinner first/after

No such luck because I always managed to find out what they really wanted before getting to that stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a gun and an alibi...

I'll alibi you and lend you shooter if you'll lend me a bag of quicklime. Arse End has run out for some strange reason

and my cellar is starting to pong a bit

Quicklime is so old school... try sulphuric acid instead.

Cheers Viccie...should be able to pinch some of that from work

they just used hydrochloric acid on Chicago PD to get rid of the body.

What's wrong Caz, no more home visits until there is some room in the cellar?

I'm nipping out onto the fells tomorrow night with some binbags then I'll be putting a few more "Meet Now" requests up

Make sure you use an assumed name next time you use the acid for the bath Ms Haig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men you have vanilla relationships with. Some men you just fuck. Some men you marry and some men are under my patio (forget the last bit - I've said too much)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men you have vanilla relationships with. Some men you just fuck. Some men you marry and some men are under my patio (forget the last bit - I've said too much)"

...i need to look under the patio. Wonder if my socks are there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men you have vanilla relationships with. Some men you just fuck. Some men you marry and some men are under my patio (forget the last bit - I've said too much)

...i need to look under the patio. Wonder if my socks are there.

If your socks are there, I hope you aren't wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they are....one a swinging/sex site they are the kind of girl looking for sex, on a dating site they are the kind of girl looking for long term dating, not sex

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I want a gun and an alibi...

I'll alibi you and lend you shooter if you'll lend me a bag of quicklime. Arse End has run out for some strange reason

and my cellar is starting to pong a bit

Quicklime is so old school... try sulphuric acid instead.

Cheers Viccie...should be able to pinch some of that from work

they just used hydrochloric acid on Chicago PD to get rid of the body.

What's wrong Caz, no more home visits until there is some room in the cellar?

I'm nipping out onto the fells tomorrow night with some binbags then I'll be putting a few more "Meet Now" requests up

Surely someone in Arse End keeps pigs?

They are a most efficient and effective method of disposing of a wide variety of organic matter - they'll even eat meat. And they'll chomp their way through bones too. Cut into manageable sized chunks you could dispose of a fair bit that way.

And it's a win-win cos where there's pigs there will be bacon!

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Im on a dating site and someone from fab contacted me on there and basically thought because i was on fab (girls have needs to ya know) that i would just give him a bj no questions asked!

Funnily enough if i date someone i want a relationship be it vanilla or swinging but im not dating to be used because they think i am 'easy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose it depends if being on here is just some fun whilst waiting for a more vanilla relationship or if swinging is a lifestyle choice forever"

Personally. Being on here is my lifestyle choice because right now, I'm not after a relationship - be it vanilla or swinging.

I'm here to meet like minded people to have some fun and enjoy their company, without the commitment of a relationship.

I'm not "waiting for a relationship". I'm choosing not to have one right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?"

Oddly you get them on here looking for dating too live is full of curve balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It always makes me laugh when I see a profile on here saying in to basically everything sexually.

Then I see the same persons profile on a famous non adult dating site and it says "not looking for just fun or one night stands as I'm not that kind of girl".

Why aren't people just more honest about what they want?

Funnily enough it makes me laugh how many guys on a dating site say they want a relationship but actually all they after is a fuck. "

Yeah I have seen this alot too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see it to many times lol.

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By *layingkitty69Woman
over a year ago

DONCASTER

What is a none adult dating site thought you had to be an adult i ,e over 18 is it just me but a none adult site would be for under 18's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm exactly this kind of girl you're referring to.

I'm on here looking for sexual relationships, but I sure as heck wouldn't jump straight into bed with someone I'm looking to have a romantic relationship with.

It may seem perplexing to you, but I want a relationship - the whole going steady thing, but until then, I have this wonderful site to tide me over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm exactly this kind of girl you're referring to.

I'm on here looking for sexual relationships, but I sure as heck wouldn't jump straight into bed with someone I'm looking to have a romantic relationship with.

It may seem perplexing to you, but I want a relationship - the whole going steady thing, but until then, I have this wonderful site to tide me over.

No honestly it's not perplexing to me that you'd like the whole relationship and going steady as I would like the same as you can read in my profile.

I would just like to be in a swinging relationship rather than just looking for one off sex on here.

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