FabSwingers.com forum: The mega look at me thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Possibly the wrong forum (but then again possibly not) but given the large number of similar threads on here (and the introductions and Swingers Advice forums) why don't we have a mega thread where users can post to draw attention to themselves.

I propose the following categories:

1. I've only been on here 3 days, and haven't met anyone yet. What's wrong with me?

2. Hey, ladies, take a look at my profile and tell me how I can improve it (sod that, I'm not really interested in the improvement bit, just look at my profile)

3. So ladies, would you fuck me? But only reply if the answer is yes, as my ego can't cope with anything else

4. Please please please Fab my pics

5. I'm told I have a nice cock (and I certainly know how to use it *wink*). What do you think ladies?

6. I don't get it. My inbox isn't full of hot ladies and couples wanting to get down with me. This site is full of fakes and time wasters - oh by the way, please look at my profile

I'm down for all 6 categories, anyone else? Or any other categories we should be adding?

By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You forgot the female category:

Wish men would stop messaging me. Ive got hundreds of messages and im not interested in single men (even though my interests say i am and hence i havent blocked them!)