FabSwingers.com forum: I have a new man in my life

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

He's called Henry. He's red.

So far he's been reliable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's called Henry. He's red.

So far he's been reliable.

He's a sucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuous thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he a bit of a sucker

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

He's got a very long hose

(Sorry, that was awful!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's full of shit

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

He has baggage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine caught fire while I was hoovering the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he have any interesting attachments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's two timing us??

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"He's full of shit "

Probably. He cleaned around the cats' litter tray earlier.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Mine caught fire while I was hoovering the car

Woohoo! Hot stuff!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My henry has been the most reliable ever. I've had cheap hoovers , really expensive Hoovers and killed them all after a year he's the only one that's lasted

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Does he have any interesting attachments?"

Quite a few. He's actually Henry Xtra. It means he has more bits

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By *odoudoMan
over a year ago

hereford

Does he like you to shake first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My henry has been the most reliable ever. I've had cheap hoovers , really expensive Hoovers and killed them all after a year he's the only one that's lasted

A hoover with stamina

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"My henry has been the most reliable ever. I've had cheap hoovers , really expensive Hoovers and killed them all after a year he's the only one that's lasted

I'm hoping for a long, mutually satisfying relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine caught fire while I was hoovering the car

surely you were henrying the car??

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By *oxoxoWoman
over a year ago

london

"He's called Henry. He's red.

So far he's been reliable.

after many many others….henry is my fave!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James and Hetty will be jealous .....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Are you poorly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Hetty and I love her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine caught fire while I was hoovering the car

surely you were henrying the car??

Thats where I was going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

henry is not a hoover..he is a vacuum cleaner...pedantic I know...

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are you poorly?

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"henry is not a hoover..he is a vacuum cleaner...pedantic I know..."

Always one!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Are you poorly?

Who?"
You...thought you preferred bashing things with a hammer or whizzing something with a drill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware men like them, they're all take take take I'm told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"henry is not a hoover..he is a vacuum cleaner...pedantic I know..."

How on earth do you know what a vac is? I smell a fake profile.... Single fem pretending to be a guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get too attached to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Hetty and I love her

I had a Basil my daughter has Hetty

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I've been having a relationship with Henry for the past 18 months, on and off. It's an abusive relationship, I don't recommend him to anyone. He's left me with cuts and bruises and he's shit at his job. I just wish I could afford to get out of this relationship.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

He can be a nasty bugger that Henry, one innocent evening we were getting along great and then all of a sudden he about ripped my cock off....beware!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry does have a rather flirty grin

No wonder women adore him

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"I've been having a relationship with Henry for the past 18 months, on and off. It's an abusive relationship, I don't recommend him to anyone. He's left me with cuts and bruises and he's shit at his job. I just wish I could afford to get out of this relationship."

Your mistaking isnt that Kirby?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are you poorly?

Who?You...thought you preferred bashing things with a hammer or whizzing something with a drill.

Henry helps me tidy up after I've been bashing things and drilling holes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Are you poorly?

Who?You...thought you preferred bashing things with a hammer or whizzing something with a drill.

Henry helps me tidy up after I've been bashing things and drilling holes

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Is he a new sex toy then? I never figured he would have a double life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you feed him spiders?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Do you feed him spiders?"

No, unless I rescue them fast enough, one of my cats eats spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he's not sitting in the corner gathering dust

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are you poorly?

Who?You...thought you preferred bashing things with a hammer or whizzing something with a drill.

Henry helps me tidy up after I've been bashing things and drilling holes

Is he a new sex toy then? I never figured he would have a double life!

He's only been in my life for a day

What sort of a girl do you think I am?

I don't see us having a sexual relationship though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you poorly?

Who?You...thought you preferred bashing things with a hammer or whizzing something with a drill.

Henry helps me tidy up after I've been bashing things and drilling holes

Is he a new sex toy then? I never figured he would have a double life!

Haven't you seen his attachments

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

i was going to post the other week i got a new hoover at work the other week as i got a hetty pink and black with eye lashes

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i was going to post the other week i got a new hoover at work the other week as i got a hetty pink and black with eye lashes

Henry might have to have a moustache for Movember

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are you poorly?

Who?You...thought you preferred bashing things with a hammer or whizzing something with a drill.

Henry helps me tidy up after I've been bashing things and drilling holes

Is he a new sex toy then? I never figured he would have a double life!

Haven't you seen his attachments

Mine has extra attachments too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is blue....he's called Dyson!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i got rid of mine .. he was only gathering dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry ,henrietta and basil ....bunch of suckers if ever there was

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Mine is blue....he's called Dyson!"

I have a Dyson Animal as well but it's better for carpet and soft furnishings, (for removing all the cat floof). It's purple and silver.

Henry has a Hairo brush which is designed for pet hair too though, so he might be as good.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I just sweep.

I had a bad relationship with Henry many years ago. Other people describe him as reliable and hardworking but he was always letting me down when I needed him most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's kind cute

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Henry sounds like the new stud. Enjoy him ladies but definitely encourage equal opps please and do not be greedy under any circumstances!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is too clean a thread for fab - empty his bag out find the filth

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By *icboobs26Woman
over a year ago

South East Wales

I love my hetty but wish I had the metabolism of Henry, hetty and friends. They will "eat" anything and still stay same size!!!

Not like what ive been told about Dysons who panic and give up over anything that isn't just dust!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"this is too clean a thread for fab - empty his bag out find the filth"

I've building work going on. There's plenty of filth. That's why I need Henry!

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