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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?"

A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?

A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit "

haha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It doesn't come out quite so easily when we talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?

A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit "
Love it!

Mercy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?"

Because we can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuz they think its clever?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?

A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit "

The hot air comes from inhaling the excess volume of air exhaled by women during hours of chatting on the phone about shoes/handbags/kittens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To cover up ladies farts. we are just being polite.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

when men sleep their balls drop and cover their arse so form an airlock so they snore then when the pressure is to great they fart lifting their balls and thats why it is more noisier than when a lady farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that word.

I Bottom Burp

Gimp

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

To stop women talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuz they think its clever?"

It IS clever.

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"when men sleep their balls drop and cover their arse so form an airlock so they snore then when the pressure is to great they fart lifting their balls and thats why it is more noisier than when a lady farts "

love it so if I kick him in the balls when he snores should be ok then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno but its annoying and funny when you're in bed with your fwb and he farts then wafts the quilt or sticks your head underneath!

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I dunno but its annoying and funny when you're in bed with your fwb and he farts then wafts the quilt or sticks your head underneath!"

my hubbys are not pleasant!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we're slowly dying on the inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno but its annoying and funny when you're in bed with your fwb and he farts then wafts the quilt or sticks your head underneath!

my hubbys are not pleasant!!!!"

neither are my fwb's, i think i should invest in a gas mask!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno but its annoying and funny when you're in bed with your fwb and he farts then wafts the quilt or sticks your head underneath!

my hubbys are not pleasant!!!!

neither are my fwb's, i think i should invest in a gas mask!!!! lol"

Neither are mine but I can hold them in.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"when men sleep their balls drop and cover their arse so form an airlock so they snore then when the pressure is to great they fart lifting their balls and thats why it is more noisier than when a lady farts

love it so if I kick him in the balls when he snores should be ok then? lol"

Yeh that would stop him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when men sleep their balls drop and cover their arse so form an airlock so they snore then when the pressure is to great they fart lifting their balls and thats why it is more noisier than when a lady farts "
Pmsl nearly choked on my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?"

I would have to disagree !! I've seen plenty of women let rip . Last one tried to hide it with a cough in tescos , but her little boy soon shouted out that his mummy has farted as loud as he could to tell his dad . I couldn't help but laugh. Could imagine her doing a supermarket sweep after that !

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I have been lead to believe a certain female of the Royal family let a very loud one rip at a state function.

She turned to the Butler and asked his to stop it.

His reply was, "yes mam, which way did it go?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just as bad.. They keep it silent but far more deadly!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Women are just as bad.. They keep it silent but far more deadly! "

Nonsense. It's never us, it's always the dog.

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Because we're slowly dying on the inside?"

was my cooking THAT bad yesterday?!!!lol

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?"

Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby says farting is a way of showing his thanks for a lovely meal.

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

we all have similar digestive systems so don't see why a man does it so often

I often have to ask him to remove the rat that died up there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because we absorb all the crap you guys give us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the male version of cats spraying piss to mark their territories and attract females.

I fart Bev follows me about with can of air freshner then we go to bed and fuck.

Its neandethol but you women secretly love it

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I think im going to lose on this question men see nothing wrong with farting lol

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"I think im going to lose on this question men see nothing wrong with farting lol"

With men out numbering all the women on this site we can blow you away (no pun intended )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.

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Yes but most of it comes out of the mouth put hard hat on

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.

"

Gosh concentrated blow job and anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.

Yes but most of it comes out of the mouth put hard hat on"

Most don't

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"I dunno but its annoying and funny when you're in bed with your fwb and he farts then wafts the quilt or sticks your head underneath!"

A recent study scientists says that inhaling flatulence is good for you in small doses, it can help prevent several serious health problems. So he is looking after your health, when he lets rip.

I got that information from absolute radio, so it must be real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate don't fart she just coughs a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch your husband, when you start to talk nonsense and he takes a deep breath instead of replying that's it!

It's got to be released from somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't come out quite so easily when we talk "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol never heard that one before, bottom burp I like it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I trump occasionally

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I fart quite a lot. But I do have a high fibre diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?

Because we can "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?"

cos we know it winds some women up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its how nature made us to act like pigs now and again. Its just way of the male haha. Mind you one of my exes she could fart for wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old married couple are attending church one Sunday morning when half way through the vicars sermon the wife says to the husband, "I've just let out a long, sweaty, silent fart, what should I do?"

The husband replies, "You should replace the battery in your fucking hearing aid" !!!!

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Actually, women fart 30% more than men on average because women tend to get more fiber in their diets than men, which is the primary determinant of gas frequency and volume. Womens farts are less aromatic because they tend to not eat as many spices or high sulfur foods like red meats, egg yolks, etc. Women also hold their farts for the bathroom while men are less inhibited about farting publicly, however given the lack of aromatics, this remains debatable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought that it was because women don't keep there mouth shut long enough to build up any pressure

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I remember my brother being shocked when he heard my mum fart he couldn't believe mums did it

he was 30 at the time lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Just listening to factoids and apparently the average person releases 17 oz's of gas a day, that's one study I don't wish to find out if it's accurate or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been lead to believe a certain female of the Royal family let a very loud one rip at a state function.

She turned to the Butler and asked his to stop it.

His reply was, "yes mam, which way did it go?"

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Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was quite pleased with him when he started to allow himself a fart or two - meant he felt relaxed and not having to mind what he did

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"what with his snoring last night hubbys farting woke me many a time now we had eaten exactly the same so WHY do men fart so loud and so often?

A combination of being full of hot air and full of shit "

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