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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Insert anything into the vending machine, and see what comes out! You insert an object, and the next person tells you what you receive, then inserts something of their own. One rule, no currency!

Person A- I insert an Ooompa Loompa

Person B- You get a bar of Chocolate

Person B- I insert a Kitten

And so on.....

So to start I will insert a Bacon Buttie

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You get a neon pink tennis ball.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I insert a squeezable stress ball in the shape of a pig.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I insert a squeezable stress ball in the shape of a pig."
You get a lifesize inflatable Peppa Pig.

I insert a Susan Boyle CD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I insert a squeezable stress ball in the shape of a pig.You get a lifesize inflatable Peppa Pig.

I insert a Susan Boyle CD. "

I insert this topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I insert a squeezable stress ball in the shape of a pig.

You get a lifesize inflatable Peppa Pig.

I insert a Susan Boyle CD. "

You get a can of WD40.

I insert a hairbrush.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

You get a boyle

I insert a bottle of vodka

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"You get a boyle

I insert a bottle of vodka"

and you get a burger

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You get a boyle

I insert a bottle of vodka

and you get a burger"
You get a greasy kebab.

I insert a blow up doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a boyle

I insert a bottle of vodka

and you get a burgerYou get a greasy kebab.

I insert a blow up doll"

And get del an rodders

I insert my left nipple . . .

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

You get a boob job

I insert an 1950's style tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a boyle

I insert a bottle of vodka"

and you get a split

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a boob job

I insert an 1950's style tv "

You get a dvd of the wooden tops

I insert a can of deodorant

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You get a boob job

I insert an 1950's style tv

You get a dvd of the wooden tops

I insert a can of deodorant "
You get a can of powder fresh hairspray.

I insert a bottle of anal lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a boob job

I insert an 1950's style tv

You get a dvd of the wooden tops

I insert a can of deodorant You get a can of powder fresh hairspray.

I insert a bottle of anal lube."

You get a pack of wet wipes

I insert a jam doughnut

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You get a boob job

I insert an 1950's style tv

You get a dvd of the wooden tops

I insert a can of deodorant You get a can of powder fresh hairspray.

I insert a bottle of anal lube.

You get a pack of wet wipes

I insert a jam doughnut "

I insert marmalade on toast

You get sticky fingers

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You get a boob job

I insert an 1950's style tv

You get a dvd of the wooden tops

I insert a can of deodorant You get a can of powder fresh hairspray.

I insert a bottle of anal lube.

You get a pack of wet wipes

I insert a jam doughnut

I insert marmalade on toast

You get sticky fingers"
You get a Duffle Coat.

I insert a tablet

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

I insert a jam doughnut "

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I insert a jam doughnut

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not. "
You get a roy hudd mosaic.

I insert a laminated picture of Cheryl Cole.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"

I insert a jam doughnut

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not. You get a roy hudd mosaic.

I insert a laminated picture of Cheryl Cole."

and your very own tina titz doll drops out.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"

I insert a jam doughnut

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not. You get a roy hudd mosaic.

I insert a laminated picture of Cheryl Cole."

vomit comes out

I insert my willy

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

I insert a jam doughnut

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not. You get a roy hudd mosaic.

I insert a laminated picture of Cheryl Cole.

vomit comes out

I insert my willy "

You get a circumcision!

I insert an iPhone.

A

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I insert a jam doughnut

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not. You get a roy hudd mosaic.

I insert a laminated picture of Cheryl Cole.

vomit comes out

I insert my willy

You get a circumcision!

I insert an iPhone.

A"
You get a sheep.

I insert restraints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a jam doughnut

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not. You get a roy hudd mosaic.

I insert a laminated picture of Cheryl Cole.

vomit comes out

I insert my willy

You get a circumcision!

I insert an iPhone.

AYou get a sheep.

I insert restraints."

You get a Strapadychtome

I insert a Haggis

Gimp

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"

I insert a jam doughnut

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not. You get a roy hudd mosaic.

I insert a laminated picture of Cheryl Cole.

vomit comes out

I insert my willy

You get a circumcision!

I insert an iPhone.

AYou get a sheep.

I insert restraints.

You get a Strapadychtome

I insert a Haggis

Gimp"

Haggis...You get animal rights onto you

I insert foreign euros from my holidays

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I insert a jam doughnut

and a puzzled Trot drops out, trying to sell you a copy of Socialist Worker.

I insert a book advertised as VGC on ebay and sadly not. You get a roy hudd mosaic.

I insert a laminated picture of Cheryl Cole.

vomit comes out

I insert my willy

You get a circumcision!

I insert an iPhone.

AYou get a sheep.

I insert restraints.

You get a Strapadychtome

I insert a Haggis

Gimp"
You get a new butt plug.

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly."

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri "
You get scented panty liners.

I insert a rubber plant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri You get scented panty liners.

I insert a rubber plant."

You receive a pvc catsuit

I insert a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri You get scented panty liners.

I insert a rubber plant.

You receive a pvc catsuit

I insert a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley "
You get a fly trap fleshlight.

I insert a David Cameron Mask.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri You get scented panty liners.

I insert a rubber plant.

You receive a pvc catsuit

I insert a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley You get a fly trap fleshlight.

I insert a David Cameron Mask."

The Machine BREAKS.. well done

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri You get scented panty liners.

I insert a rubber plant.

You receive a pvc catsuit

I insert a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley You get a fly trap fleshlight.

I insert a David Cameron Mask.

The Machine BREAKS.. well done "
Those Bloody Scots!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"The Machine BREAKS.. well done Those Bloody Scots! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri You get scented panty liners.

I insert a rubber plant.

You receive a pvc catsuit

I insert a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley You get a fly trap fleshlight.

I insert a David Cameron Mask."

Out pops Nick Clegg.

You insert a used tena, oops tenner.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri You get scented panty liners.

I insert a rubber plant.

You receive a pvc catsuit

I insert a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley You get a fly trap fleshlight.

I insert a David Cameron Mask.

Out pops Nick Clegg.

You insert a used tena, oops tenner. "
You get a bill for dry cleaning.

I insert a dyson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a copy of womans weekly.

you recieve a crossword book

i insert a bag of pot pourri You get scented panty liners.

I insert a rubber plant.

You receive a pvc catsuit

I insert a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley You get a fly trap fleshlight.

I insert a David Cameron Mask.

Out pops Nick Clegg.

You insert a used tena, oops tenner. You get a bill for dry cleaning.

I insert a dyson."

Out pops my eyes and water profusely.

I insert a Susan Boyle CD and play the first track, loudly.

(let me hazard a guess at what pops out lol)

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A big turd that smells really badly pops out.

I insert an Oasis CD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a Susan Boyle CD and play the first track, loudly.

(let me hazard a guess at what pops out lol)"

A screaming banshee pops out

I insert a set of bagpipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A big turd that smells really badly pops out.

I insert an Oasis CD. "

Beatles melodies pop out with different words.

I insert a six pack of chocolate bars.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

You got a packet of starburst with all the green ones missing.

I insert some chocolate coins....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a Susan Boyle CD and play the first track, loudly.

(let me hazard a guess at what pops out lol)

A screaming banshee pops out

I insert a set of bagpipes"

An octopus comes out

I insert a label it machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a Susan Boyle CD and play the first track, loudly.

(let me hazard a guess at what pops out lol)

A screaming banshee pops out

I insert a set of bagpipes"

Farts galore.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

I insert a Susan Boyle CD and play the first track, loudly.

(let me hazard a guess at what pops out lol)

A screaming banshee pops out

I insert a set of bagpipes"
out pops a lepricorn

I pop in a bag of cat litter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a Susan Boyle CD and play the first track, loudly.

(let me hazard a guess at what pops out lol)

A screaming banshee pops out

I insert a set of bagpipesout pops a lepricorn

I pop in a bag of cat litter

"
out pops a safari oleg

I insert a cup of green tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you get a large cork

I insert a large sunflower

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You get confetti

I insert a tuxedo

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

it gets swapped for a little black dress

I insert a passport

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You get a first class ticket to Glasgow.

I insert a used condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a first class ticket to Glasgow.

I insert a used condom "

You get a packet of birth control pills

I insert a red wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a first class ticket to Glasgow.

I insert a used condom "

you get a used condom and a small amout of washing up liquid

i insert a 60w light bulb

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You get a first class ticket to Glasgow.

I insert a used condom

You get a packet of birth control pills

I insert a red wig"
You get a Toyah Wilcox lookalikey.

I insert a Dartboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a first class ticket to Glasgow.

I insert a used condom

You get a packet of birth control pills

I insert a red wigYou get a Toyah Wilcox lookalikey.

I insert a Dartboard."

you get a 40 year old unused speedboat.

I insert a traffic cone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a first class ticket to Glasgow.

I insert a used condom

You get a packet of birth control pills

I insert a red wigYou get a Toyah Wilcox lookalikey.

I insert a Dartboard.

you get a 40 year old unused speedboat.

I insert a traffic cone. "

You get a speeding ticket

I insert an inflatable alligator

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

you get a blow up life like man

I insert my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you get a blow up life like man

I insert my finger "

You get a bogey

I insert a tampon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i get a bloody mary

i insert a microphone

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"

I insert a tampon "

You receive a small illuminated Christmas tree

I insert a Johnny Jihad action figure (with spring loaded arms, legs and head)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I insert a tampon

You receive a small illuminated Christmas tree

I insert a Johnny Jihad action figure (with spring loaded arms, legs and head)"

You get the Bible.

I insert a hippie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a flower power badge.

I insert a flip flop

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By *etentMan
over a year ago

maidstone


"You get a flower power badge.

I insert a flip flop"

You get a beach ball

I insert a can of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get pepsi

I insert a trombone

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By *unchmonsterMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You get pepsi

I insert a trombone"

And u get a sexophone

I insert a pot of marmite

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the machine projectile vomits .. i insert a pot of marmalade .. no .. i like my marmalade .. i insert some cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a lesson in hygiene.

In goes an enigmatic baboon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a lesson in hygiene.

In goes an enigmatic baboon."

out comes Boris Johnson

I insert a copy of The Times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out comes a bowler hat

..... Which I insert back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out comes a bowler hat

..... Which I insert back in"

Out comes a Red double decker bus

In goes a pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out comes a bowler hat

..... Which I insert back in"

Out comes John Cleese

I insert a blue peter badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out comes a bowler hat

..... Which I insert back in

Out comes John Cleese

I insert a blue peter badge"

Out sails a Spanish Galleon

I insert a piece of chewing gum

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Out comes a bowler hat

..... Which I insert back in

Out comes John Cleese

I insert a blue peter badge

Out sails a Spanish Galleon

I insert a piece of chewing gum"

Out comes my right shoe

I insert a US

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