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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right you orrible lot...In the hevent that Scotland becomes independent they reckon they want an armed forces don't they. So get your thinking caps on and come up with some units or branches. Feel free to use any tired old stereotype you like.

I was thinking the Special Boak Service, where a team of pissheads travel to trouble spots and heave up on the baddies doorstep before staggering off muttering incoherently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV Corps. They wither the opposition with their stares and witty put downs. Then whack them with their handbags.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Let's not forget the catering corpse who will supply copious amounts of bucky and deep fried scotch pies. In fact deep fried everything!

Bet the technical nerdy gadget types are already looking into deep fried bucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thinking "The light on their feet infantry" a crack squad of bespectacled, skinny, opinionated, in your face, well dressed young men of the gay persuasion who are in effect a squadron of highly efficient style gurus.

They would go in a make sure the front line troops are dressed appropriately and won't show us up on the international scene.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

special kilt inspection unit ... is anything worn under your kilt ... och noo ... its all in perrrfect worrking orrderr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For patrolling special events there could be a Craic Team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"special kilt inspection unit ... is anything worn under your kilt ... och noo ... its all in perrrfect worrking orrderr "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suppose it must be nearly time for the guys in that funny shaped sub in Loch Ness to be relieved also.

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