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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lots of deep meaningful threads about lately so let's have a random nonsense thread!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Lots of deep meaningful threads about lately so let's have a random nonsense thread!!

"
How dare you accuse me of being deep and meaningful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of deep meaningful threads about lately so let's have a random nonsense thread!!

How dare you accuse me of being deep and meaningful. "

Are you daring me femme?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm reading a book about the mysterious power of pyramids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Sorry SOTB, I only do very serious posts.

If you want death, famine, pestilence, depression, poverty or war let's chat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft "

Do you make a habit of feeling your poo?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft "
You deserve a medal for drinking that or some special ice cubes to make it taste better.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Lots of deep meaningful threads about lately so let's have a random nonsense thread!!

How dare you accuse me of being deep and meaningful.

Are you daring me femme? "
Hmppph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft

Do you make a habit of feeling your poo? "

Nooooooo honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft You deserve a medal for drinking that or some special ice cubes to make it taste better. "

Oh special ice cubes , my fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft "

That stuff is rank!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I wouldn't be able to tell if the random nonsense I was posting was actually random without a proper, peer reviewed study with controls and graphs and pie charts and things.

So, I can't.

I could post some possibly not random nonsense but that would be off topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It as about time, sites supposed to be about fun, I've been getting depressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft

That stuff is rank!

"

The drink or Moody's poo?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've just seen a great recipe for lazy eggs...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I've just seen a great recipe for lazy eggs... "

I'm too lazy even to make those, I suspect.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've just seen a great recipe for lazy eggs... "
Thats moodys poo.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just seen a great recipe for lazy eggs... Thats moodys poo. "

Shhhhhhhh Cilla is on

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"I've just seen a great recipe for lazy eggs... "

Aaah, lazy eggs - you can't beat 'em

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've just seen a great recipe for lazy eggs... Thats moodys poo.

Shhhhhhhh Cilla is on "
Bollocks, I am recording it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are lazy eggs?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What are lazy eggs? "

I'm too lazy to google to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft

That stuff is rank!

The drink or Moody's poo? "

I know the drink is.....ill assume the poo is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft "

that stuff is so yak

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What are lazy eggs? "

You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are lazy eggs?

You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven "

Will stick to scrambled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft "

Has it done anything about the smell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not allowed to talk about puppies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are lazy eggs?

You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven "

That sounds a lot of hard work for something that's meant to be lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm reading a book about the mysterious power of pyramids. "
I saw a fascinateing programme on the pyramids they were filming inside one

At the top and they showed how they had Lined up a window with a particular star In the sky but in that particular room which was open for examination there were some massive blocks of stone in The Same condition as they were when they Were laid how It was possible to get them up into The pyramid was mind boggling ..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm not allowed to talk about puppies"

That's fair, puppies aren't allowed to talk about you.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What are lazy eggs?

You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven

That sounds a lot of hard work for something that's meant to be lazy "

Lol lazy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!"

That'll be the aloe vera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i made a pan of homemade leek n spud soup today and its all gone already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!"
. I agree bit like a stale bus stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

e o n n s n e s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera. "

I didn't realise Moody was there too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera. "

Blimey moody does get about doesn't she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera.

I didn't realise Moody was there too!"

Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i made a pan of homemade leek n spud soup today and its all gone already"

I made nothing today and go figure, there's none of that left either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like deep and meaningless sex.

And my washing machine won't spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are lazy eggs?

You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven

That sounds a lot of hard work for something that's meant to be lazy

Lol lazy arse "

May I have your eyes, so I can see my lazy arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera.

I didn't realise Moody was there too!

Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera. "

Shhhhhh she doesn't want everyone to know

Vera Moody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera.

I didn't realise Moody was there too!

Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera. "

Oi you lot I am here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like bagels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera.

I didn't realise Moody was there too!

Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera.

Oi you lot I am here "

Oh aloe Vera

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I like deep and meaningless sex.

And my washing machine won't spin"

I've gone off sex.

My washing machine has wet laundry in it that I'm too tired to hang up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't know what mug cake is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera.

I didn't realise Moody was there too!

Ha ha, never knew Moody's first name was Vera.

Oi you lot I am here

Oh aloe Vera "

Oh ha bloody ha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I still don't know what mug cake is?"

Cake made of broken mugs. The trolls like it. Allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not allowed to talk about puppies

That's fair, puppies aren't allowed to talk about you."

They still do though

Everyone knows puppies get away with murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

QPR to win the Premier League.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know what mug cake is?

Cake made of broken mugs. The trolls like it. Allegedly."

Thank you so much, that's been bugging me for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

QPR to win the Premier League. "
deluded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera. "
aloe vera sounds like coronation street our

Vera duckworth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera. aloe vera sounds like coronation street our

Vera duckworth.. "

Thought that was flamin Nora Vera?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hunting wild haggis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft "

Who is this Vera woman and why are you drinking her 'juice'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hunting wild haggis"

I'm hunting wild pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking aloe Vera juice makes my poo really rally soft

Who is this Vera woman and why are you drinking her 'juice'? "

Lesbian karma chi love thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I listen to a strangers conversation,and mentally give my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i made a pan of homemade leek n spud soup today and its all gone already

I made nothing today and go figure, there's none of that left either! "

you been eating my soup ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera. aloe vera sounds like coronation street our

Vera duckworth.. "
Or it could be pc plod aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been inside one of the pyramids

It was really smelly!

That'll be the aloe vera. aloe vera sounds like coronation street our

Vera duckworth.. Or it could be pc plod aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe haha.. "

Not to mention Gordon Kaye.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What are lazy eggs?

You get a muffin tin....spray with spray oil...put a slice of ham in bottom then some chopped tomatoes and a bit of cheese....crack an egg in each bit then bake in oven "

That's more than an egg and sounds like work.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a married, blood drinking breeder looking for a good hard fuck

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.

Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.

Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?

"

I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a married, blood drinking breeder looking for a good hard fuck "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.

Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?

I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly. "

I was thinking of getting the flavoured ones but I was put off because the natural one tastes bloody horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.

Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?

I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly. "

Like lumps of jelly huh

i have a new flavour you may like to try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.

Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?

I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly.

I was thinking of getting the flavoured ones but I was put off because the natural one tastes bloody horrible.

"

Not tasted the natural one and I think I'm glad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to put the phone charger into my book last night.

Moody, have you got the flavoured Aloe Vera juice or the natural?

I had tropical and strawberry ones. They both tasted lush just weird cos of lumps of like jelly.

Like lumps of jelly huh

i have a new flavour you may like to try? "

Does that come frozen

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i made a pan of homemade leek n spud soup today and its all gone already

I made nothing today and go figure, there's none of that left either!

you been eating my soup ?"

Not knowingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.

Claire "
Yes I like old books I

Do have one edwardian one 1905 but thats

On british birds from a book shop in cromer it even had a news paper cutting In it from the 1930,s relateing to birds handed down I suppose through someone.. there might

Be another 2 volumes out to buy to find out who stole the diamonds..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.

Claire Yes I like old books I

Do have one edwardian one 1905 but thats

On british birds from a book shop in cromer it even had a news paper cutting In it from the 1930,s relateing to birds handed down I suppose through someone.. there might

Be another 2 volumes out to buy to find out who stole the diamonds..

"

The winner. Par for the course.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have an ingrowing hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.

Claire Yes I like old books I

Do have one edwardian one 1905 but thats

On british birds from a book shop in cromer it even had a news paper cutting In it from the 1930,s relateing to birds handed down I suppose through someone.. there might

Be another 2 volumes out to buy to find out who stole the diamonds..

"
I mean another volume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an ingrowing hair. "

Where? (insert drool icon)

I could maybe play it a CD tune?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have an ingrowing hair. "

Somewhere interesting or just annoying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an ingrowing hair.

Somewhere interesting or just annoying?

"
is it blue?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I have an ingrowing hair. "

Perhaps not. Perhaps you have outgrowing skin in the region of the hair

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Been reading a mystery book from 1907 spent three weeks reading it gets to the end suspect found not guilty, and I still don't know who stole the diamonds.

Claire Yes I like old books I

Do have one edwardian one 1905 but thats

On british birds from a book shop in cromer it even had a news paper cutting In it from the 1930,s relateing to birds handed down I suppose through someone.. there might

Be another 2 volumes out to buy to find out who stole the diamonds..

"

I bought the full series of books the Dr thorndyke mysteries I still have more to read they seem heavy going So I will plod on and see if I can find out. I very much doubt it though.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and he said that's the funniest thing I have ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake."

Yes please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have an ingrowing hair.

Somewhere interesting or just annoying?

"
Bloody annoying, made it bleed now, so think I have it sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More oral Vicar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do like that new singer George Ezra....lovely voice

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Did someone just fart?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do like that new singer George Ezra....lovely voice"

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The singer on xfactor on Saturday who sang 2 times, was the best, happy she got thru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Country music everything else

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

Have you ever been locked in a room with a boiling kettle?

Have you ever been accidently locked in a sauna?

If so, then please call us.

You may be entitled to condensation.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My girl cat is hogging the bed She's only small, how can she be taking up half a king size bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an ingrowing hair.

Somewhere interesting or just annoying?

Bloody annoying, made it bleed now, so think I have it sorted."

you a picker and squeezer type then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have an ingrowing hair.

Somewhere interesting or just annoying?

Bloody annoying, made it bleed now, so think I have it sorted.

you a picker and squeezer type then"
Yes I am afraid I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an ingrowing hair.

Somewhere interesting or just annoying?

Bloody annoying, made it bleed now, so think I have it sorted.

you a picker and squeezer type thenYes I am afraid I am "

dont be scared the best of us do this

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've just clipped the cats' claws.

Why is it I have the sense not to cut my own toenails in bed but sometimes when I have hold of a cat, it seems like a perfect claw trimming opportunity, even though I'm in bed?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Two cats are now making it obvious they aren't speaking to me.

Anyone would think I'd been trying to cut their feet off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two cats are now making it obvious they aren't speaking to me.

Anyone would think I'd been trying to cut their feet off.

"

but they have pretty toes now

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Two cats are now making it obvious they aren't speaking to me.

Anyone would think I'd been trying to cut their feet off.

but they have pretty toes now"

Well, they have claws that don't catch in the carpet when they walk on it! They need to sharpen them a few times and pull all the old claw sheaths off before they look neat. I just clip the ends off and let them do the rest.

Neither are in the least bit appreciative of my efforts.

I should have used the time to paint mine instead. I bought a new varnish today, which I absolutely don't need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two cats are now making it obvious they aren't speaking to me.

Anyone would think I'd been trying to cut their feet off.

but they have pretty toes now

Well, they have claws that don't catch in the carpet when they walk on it! They need to sharpen them a few times and pull all the old claw sheaths off before they look neat. I just clip the ends off and let them do the rest.

Neither are in the least bit appreciative of my efforts.

I should have used the time to paint mine instead. I bought a new varnish today, which I absolutely don't need."

all my varnish i dont need - all so similar to the other 20 in the drawer

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By *ornyTattooedCoupleCouple
over a year ago

margate

I saw an emu once =P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rod Hull ate my Hamster

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rod Hull ate my Hamster

Gimp "

You are that hamster yourself!

Stop blaming some innocent bird

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I invented the term SMUF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not one for light hearted frivolity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just took the first step in restarting my "entertainment" career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a Llama farm near me, how cool is that....baaaa

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I send random nonsense in the post.

If ever you tell me where you live, expect to be added to the mailing list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just seen a great recipe for lazy eggs... Thats moodys poo. "

Femme I've just had my peanut butter on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just eaten a biriyani

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm sure I just seen a bee having a shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure I just seen a bee having a shit "

Do bees poo? Was it soft poo that smelt like aloe Vera?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still like Bagels.

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I'm sure I just seen a bee having a shit

Do bees poo? Was it soft poo that smelt like aloe Vera? "

looked a bit squitty ....smells ever so sweet

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