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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nigeria police hold 'robber' goat

Goat (File photo)

Many Nigerians believe that magicians can turn themselves into goats

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat handed to them by a vigilante group, which said it was a car thief who had used witchcraft to change shape.

A police spokesman in Kwara State has been quoted as saying that the "armed robbery suspect" would remain in custody until investigations were over.

But another police spokesman told the BBC the goat was being held in case its owner claimed it.

The belief in witchcraft and the power to change shapes is common in Nigeria.

Police reform activists have condemned the "arrest", saying it highlights the low education levels of many Nigerian police officers.

Nigeria's Vanguard newspaper has a picture of the goat and reports that police paraded it in front of journalists in the Kwara state capital Ilorin on Thursday.

But this was denied by national police spokesman Emmanuel Ojukwu.

"The vigilante group arrested the goat and took it to the police, then they told the media."

The next morning journalists turned up demanding to see the goat, he said.

"But of course goats can't commit crime."

Incompetent

The BBC's Andrew Walker in Abuja says communities often rely on ill-educated and badly prepared vigilante squads to fill the gaps where the police will not patrol at night.

Innocent Chukwuma of the justice reform group the Cleen Foundation, told the BBC that many Nigerian police officers were poorly educated.

"There are officers who don't even have a secondary school education, and the police have a big job to do in finding these people and getting rid of them."

He said in the past political leaders had allowed the police to be filled with incompetent and in some cases criminal officers so they could be easily bought to protect their own criminal activities.

Police have also been unable to stop vigilante squads from lynching suspects before they could investigate, he said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missus Sin does a great impression of a bitch without the need for magic, it comes naturally *wink*

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

BBC News

A man who became trapped beneath his sofa for two days said he survived by sipping from a bottle of whisky.

Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.

Because of back problems, he was unable to free his 19-stone frame and remained stuck for 60 hours until a neighbour spotted him through the curtains.

He said a bottle of whisky, which had rolled within reach, kept him going.

"The whole settee tipped over catching me like a rat in a trap," he said

"I took a sip of [the whisky] and thought, well this isn't too bad."

Curtains closed

But after several hours without food or water, he admits, he became quite worried.

"It felt like a lifetime, you think you're there forever," he said.

The alarm was raised by a neighbour who had peered through the window, after becoming concerned that Mr Galliott's curtains had not been drawn for two days.

He spent five days recovering in hospital after his ordeal earlier this month.

Mr Galliott said he was keeping another bottle of whisky by the sofa "just in case."

[Just in case?????? How unlucky would you have to be to get trappe twice????]

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

sorry to interrupt bwtf ? are u all on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fat bloke got stuck under a couch and drank wisky to 'survive'...

And police are holding a goat as a suspect

Not sure if related lol.....

Ooerr...

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


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Now you're just messing with our heads (and the stats!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Now you're just messing with our heads (and the stats!)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is some one acting the goat here or what lol

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