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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?

She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.

Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!

Journalism at it's silliest, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?

She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.

Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!

Journalism at it's silliest, I think. "

I hope its repeated every night Wishy. Then we can all have a free holiday hut when he's caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am scared to go out to my little camp in the woods now....just in case the whole of the Tayside Police Force descend on it along with the SAS

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

I had a giggle when the reporter spoke about the Police being the targets, whilst standing next to a POLICE car that was supporting the local force. Don't know about you but I would have asked them to move on? On a serious note, I hope that they catch him soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah so next time ur out doggin in those woods up there WATCH out hes behind u! lol

no seriously hope to god sum1 catches him n puts him away good n proper!

PS this is my thread !

ive got one similar.

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton


"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?

She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.

Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!

Journalism at it's silliest, I think. "

why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off

open up a gap and let him slip through

put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?

She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.

Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!

Journalism at it's silliest, I think.

why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off

open up a gap and let him slip through

put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle"

I can't see them doing that as the guy has obviously lost the plot and is incredibly dangerous - how would you feel if they did that and one of your family was shot? You wouldn't be best pleased! He doesn't care if he lives or dies and has nothing to lose. It's very sad really all round. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?

She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.

Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!

Journalism at it's silliest, I think.

why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off

open up a gap and let him slip through

put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle"

took me a second but I got it in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

PS this is my thread !

ive got one similar. "

difficult to find an unmentioned topic with the number of threads you start!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune? "

Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol

Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?

Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol

Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx "

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?

Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol

Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp too! "

Yeah 2rite!! hes evil looking! nasty bugger he is grrrrrrr

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?

Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol

Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp too!

Yeah 2rite!! hes evil looking! nasty bugger he is grrrrrrr "

They were talking about the Police Spokeswoman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune?

Yep did wonder she looks like a presenter off the first episode of crime watch lol

Bloody hope she aint reading this xx xx

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp too!

Yeah 2rite!! hes evil looking! nasty bugger he is grrrrrrr

They were talking about the Police Spokeswoman! "

arrrrr sorry i meant the nasty man on the loose!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do try and keep up, there's a good lad.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune? "

were talking about this at work today... we were split on whether she looks like a pantomine dame or not.......

I reckon she looks like professer beeker from the muppets.....!!!

anyway... enough about her..... I think the moat fella has put the the rehabilitation of "gingers" into society by years!!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the cuts in police funding,have started to bite.they cant even afford a comb.

he will come out soon.nobody camps for long.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

is it bad of me that I see Kay burleigh off sky news... and then an armed copper behind her... and think "go on.... one bullet and put us all out of our misery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quicker he caught the better!!

another sad case involving guns and a man that even the prison psychologists said was a danger but still released!

i dont think there gonna be a happy ending in this but i really hope he doesnt hurt anyone else x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"is it bad of me that I see Kay burleigh off sky news... and then an armed copper behind her... and think "go on.... one bullet and put us all out of our misery" "

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?

She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.

Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!

Journalism at it's silliest, I think.

why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off

open up a gap and let him slip through

put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle"

Ok, I give up, I remember the quote, but I cant get the film..... please put me out of my suspense!!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?

She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.

Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!

Journalism at it's silliest, I think.

why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off

open up a gap and let him slip through

put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle

Ok, I give up, I remember the quote, but I cant get the film..... please put me out of my suspense!!"

Rambo - First Blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still shocking this Raul Mote he is very dangerous n when the Police n army get him! it will be much better 4 everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol

Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol

Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'

"

Yeah yeah very funny! mate very funny,,but a bit on the sick side.

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton


"Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol

Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'

Yeah yeah very funny! mate very funny,,but a bit on the sick side. "

its just been on sky news and its official

"HE"S HIDING"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol

Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'

Yeah yeah very funny! mate very funny,,but a bit on the sick side.

its just been on sky news and its official

"HE"S HIDING""

Cool! Bloody hell amazing i want one!! lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Loads of photoshops doing the rounds of Moat and also the female police officer with the outrageous hairdo lol

Also you can get t-shirts 'Raoul Moat Hide and Seek Champion 2010'

Yeah yeah very funny! mate very funny,,but a bit on the sick side.

its just been on sky news and its official

"HE"S HIDING"

Cool! Bloody hell amazing i want one!! lol "

You want one, what?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?"

actually I reckon they may well call in Bear Grylis.... lol makes sense...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?

actually I reckon they may well call in Bear Grylis.... lol makes sense... "

Yeah i reckon u2 are rite! lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?

actually I reckon they may well call in Bear Grylis.... lol makes sense... "

Ahhhh you should be an advisor to the bizzies! Bet they hadn't though of that and it may well work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy has been watching Ray Mears 24/7 on Dave. How many bobbies does it take to catch one nutter in the bush?

actually I reckon they may well call in Bear Grylis.... lol makes sense...

Ahhhh you should be an advisor to the bizzies! Bet they hadn't though of that and it may well work! "

Arrrr yes i remember!! "Izzy wizzy lets gets busy"! lol lol

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

Northunbria Police have put a £10k price tag on Raoul Moats' head, if he doesn't get caught this week it goes up to £20k..........making it a Raoul over.

sorry....I'll get me coat....

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn


"Northunbria Police have put a £10k price tag on Raoul Moats' head, if he doesn't get caught this week it goes up to £20k..........making it a Raoul over."

Oops 4 hours too late, sorry

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton


"Does anyone else think that the police spokeswoman has a real 80's retro hairdo. What it doing on top of her head? Waiting for Simon Lebon to fire up a tune? "

yes it seems to be a fashion trend that was started by margeret beckett , one of labours "pin up" MP,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm watching the reports on TV about this loony on the loose in Northumberland. The reporter has been told to get some background info on Moat and living rough, so what does she do?

She gets some bloke, an expert on survival in the wild apparently, who builds a likely shelter out of sticks (but looks more like eeyore's house on Winnie the Pooh) and then tells us that if we see smoke coming from it then the resident nutter in at home and we should phone the police.

Now, assuming that the police have locked down the entire area, what feckin eejit is gonna go poking around some woods where there is a nutter about with two shotguns who has declared war on just about anyone breathing!

Journalism at it's silliest, I think.

why dont they try and diffuse the situation , call them men off

open up a gap and let him slip through

put out an APB and in a few weeks they,ll pick him up working in a car wash in seattle"

First Blood quote. I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THEY HAVE GOT HIM!! ITS ALL OVER!!

THEY GOT HIM TONITE!!

now in talks with people now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do 5 mph over the speed limit and there a camera or a copper on overtime there to nick you.

Throw a ciggie but out the window and there's a camera operator that gets a picture of it and a fine comes through the post.

Don't tax your car and a fine is sent in days.

Don't insure your car and a coppers anpr system kicks off and your nicked

No seat belt Fine

Mobile Phone use Fine

There is always a copper or a jumped up council worker to capture you.

Now when you have just been released from prison and shot 2 people and are acting like Rambo dressed in a Bright orange t shirt with a Mohican hair cut they can't find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do 5 mph over the speed limit and there a camera or a copper on overtime there to nick you.

Throw a ciggie but out the window and there's a camera operator that gets a picture of it and a fine comes through the post.

Don't tax your car and a fine is sent in days.

Don't insure your car and a coppers anpr system kicks off and your nicked

No seat belt Fine

Mobile Phone use Fine

There is always a copper or a jumped up council worker to capture you.

Now when you have just been released from prison and shot 2 people and are acting like Rambo dressed in a Bright orange t shirt with a Mohican hair cut they can't find you"

YEAH TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT ONE LOVE! TOTALLY AGREE.

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