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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock

I met someone off another site and we talked about rimming in the build up to meeting. When it came down to it I couldn't do it. I could see streaks of poo in her crack. Has anybody else been in that sort of situation?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

No.

But did ask her to wipe her arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

But did ask her to wipe her arse?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met someone off another site and we talked about rimming in the build up to meeting. When it came down to it I couldn't do it. I could see streaks of poo in her crack. Has anybody else been in that sort of situation?"

Urrgghhhhh dirty dirty bitch. I am not into anal or rimming but ensure every crevice is clean, properly clean .

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock

I couldn't bring myself to tell her. But the moment was ruined.

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock

Naturally every area should be clean. Even more so before a session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met someone off another site and we talked about rimming in the build up to meeting. When it came down to it I couldn't do it. I could see streaks of poo in her crack. Has anybody else been in that sort of situation?"

wow you must have been quite browned off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't bring myself to tell her. But the moment was ruined."

But if you had been talking of rimming you would of thought she would of been 101% confident that she was clean.

Did you take extra precautions to ensure you were spotless, I guess you did

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

That's just horrid.

I can't believe she didn't have a shower with an stimulating deep clean beforehand.

I do.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

a*

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"I couldn't bring myself to tell her. But the moment was ruined.

But if you had been talking of rimming you would of thought she would of been 101% confident that she was clean.

Did you take extra precautions to ensure you were spotless, I guess you did "

Yes of course. I met her well groomed and squeaky clean and smelling good lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Maybe she sat on a chocolate biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bourbon anyone?

Her

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"That's just horrid.

I can't believe she didn't have a shower with an stimulating deep clean beforehand.

I do. "

Mate I've never experienced anything like it. Such an attractive lady as well. I was shocked

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"Maybe she sat on a chocolate biscuit? "

Lol a stinky biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I no longer want a doughnut so thanks. I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I no longer want a doughnut so thanks. I guess. "

Custard ?

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"Well I no longer want a doughnut so thanks. I guess. "

Sorry. I had to tell someone. I feel cheated out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I no longer want a doughnut so thanks. I guess.

Sorry. I had to tell someone. I feel cheated out. "

Aww

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe she sat on a chocolate biscuit? "
ha,just made my spit onto my phonescreen

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

This turns my guts. I'd not continue the meet, though she could have jumped on the shower. Just gross and seems weird after the advance discussion.

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"This turns my guts. I'd not continue the meet, though she could have jumped on the shower. Just gross and seems weird after the advance discussion. "

We spoke about it a lot and I was looking forward to exploring until I found a dirt track. I'm still gutted.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me PMSLOTFR!!!!

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do."

She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POF

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.

She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POF"

I know I was being facetious

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.

She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POFI know I was being facetious "

Lol. I see!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.

She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POFI know I was being facetious "

I disagree. I think you were being Faecetious. lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.

She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POFI know I was being facetious

I disagree. I think you were being Faecetious. lol"

Shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope she is not on here, as that would be a real shitty thing to do.

She isn't on here or at least i don't think she is. I met her on POFI know I was being facetious

I disagree. I think you were being Faecetious. lolShit happens. "

great kinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

minds even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *quirterloverMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

She might not have a shower and wanted to see how dirty you was haha

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

A bit of spit on her crack and a brisk wipe with her knickers would`ve done the trick.

Shoud`ve took a pic - bound to have been the most fabbed of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been sick, thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was prolly one of those where shes gotten herself squeaky clean but then right before you arrive shes got caught short and had to take a big dump

or shes a straight man hater and thought she`d have you lick her shitty arse clean as pay back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg - killer moment indeed - you would have thought extra special attention to that area would have been paid after the chats you had had - should have been super clean anyway - dont let it put you off its a lovely feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon

Gimp "

no dont waste the marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon

Gimp

no dont waste the marmite"

Im like a Cow i can chew the cud

Stalker Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon

Gimp

no dont waste the marmite

Im like a Cow i can chew the cud

Stalker Gimp "

eugh lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon

Gimp

no dont waste the marmite

Im like a Cow i can chew the cud

Stalker Gimp

eugh lol x"

Oh ! And i was gonna ask if you wanted to share

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had Marmite on Toast and i think i will be seeing it again very soon

Gimp

no dont waste the marmite

Im like a Cow i can chew the cud

Stalker Gimp

eugh lol x

Oh ! And i was gonna ask if you wanted to share

Gimp "

some things are best kept to oneself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked you to keep this quiet

I am deleting my pof as we speak

P s , as I left I cleaned my ass with your tooth brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P s , as I left I cleaned my ass with your tooth brush "

That's one way to get a 'shit eating grin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medic!"

You could shout that upon hobbling into A&E following a sexual accident

'Medic - me dick!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap way to end a meet

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"omg - killer moment indeed - you would have thought extra special attention to that area would have been paid after the chats you had had - should have been super clean anyway - dont let it put you off its a lovely feeling "

I haven't had a lot.of experience in that department but I was looking forward to it after she hyped it up. I'd be mortified if it was the other way round.

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"I asked you to keep this quiet

I am deleting my pof as we speak

P s , as I left I cleaned my ass with your tooth brush "

Lol cheers.

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"A bit of spit on her crack and a brisk wipe with her knickers would`ve done the trick.

Shoud`ve took a pic - bound to have been the most fabbed of the week."

A good wash was needed! I was geared up for a session. And yeah if I uploaded a pic of that it probably would have won awards on here with the sheer volume of dirt bags on here.

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"was prolly one of those where shes gotten herself squeaky clean but then right before you arrive shes got caught short and had to take a big dump

or shes a straight man hater and thought she`d have you lick her shitty arse clean as pay back "

She's actually a lovely woman and very attractive. Clearly not the best in keeping the intimate areas maintained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curious to know, when you found out, what happened then? How did you get yourself out if the situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule one....don't eat a curry before a meet

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"I'm curious to know, when you found out, what happened then? How did you get yourself out if the situation?"

I dashed to the loo and apologised for the timing. I spent a while in there and told her I didn't feel well. She assumed I didn't fancy her and now she won't respond to messages. I just don't have the heart to tell her. The whole evening was a mess.

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"Rule one....don't eat a curry before a meet"

Haha. I eat curry regularly, never been an issue but I know what you're saying haha.. that thought alone is gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually feel more sorry for you than her in the situation, maybe she just didn't know, but it is something that is too awkward to mention! You should have just cleaned her up with a baby wipe and got amongst it!

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"I actually feel more sorry for you than her in the situation, maybe she just didn't know, but it is something that is too awkward to mention! You should have just cleaned her up with a baby wipe and got amongst it!"

I can guarantee she didnt know because surely she wouldn't have presented herself in that way knowingly. In hindsight I could have used a wet wipe but I was caught unaware and I wish I had done something like that now but after seeing what I saw I still couldn't have indulged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats gross, I always like to be pristine down there, id be mortified if there was any of my "dinner" left behind :/

Although OP you could have said, hey lets take this to the shower, soap each other up and have some fun in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I read this before dinner

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By *unky lust OP   Man
over a year ago

Thurrock


"Thats gross, I always like to be pristine down there, id be mortified if there was any of my "dinner" left behind :/

Although OP you could have said, hey lets take this to the shower, soap each other up and have some fun in there

Good thinking. But the mood had gone. It's the first time I'd seen a woman with a soiled marks.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked you to keep this quiet

I am deleting my pof as we speak

P s , as I left I cleaned my ass with your tooth brush "

Lmao,

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By *hysecretMan
over a year ago

grays

This is disgusting. I personally would have taken her to the shower and cleaned her up thoroughly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should she have cleaned it?.....someone was going to do it with their tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met someone off another site and we talked about rimming in the build up to meeting. When it came down to it I couldn't do it. I could see streaks of poo in her crack. Has anybody else been in that sort of situation?

Legend!!

You would of thought after such a big build up she would of had a good clean.."

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA


"I met her on POF"

wow - is this what goes on POF - think I'm on the wrong site

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Thats gross, I always like to be pristine down there, id be mortified if there was any of my "dinner" left behind :/

Although OP you could have said, hey lets take this to the shower, soap each other up and have some fun in there

Good thinking. But the mood had gone. It's the first time I'd seen a woman with a soiled marks.

"

The meet hit the skids then.

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