Tell me a joke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not in a great mood today, sat in my pj's at home watching shit TV and eating my own body weight in chocolate.

I need some cheering up so please post your funniest joke and try and make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should you never date a dumb midget...

Because its not big and its not clever xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a lesbian hippo? A lickalotapuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call a lesbian hippo? A lickalotapuss"

now now careful, there was a joke on another thread about a gay dinosaur and someone took offence. not me i might add, but be warned someone may complain about it being homophobic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"homophobic"

Is that fear of the dad from Simpsons?

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