FabSwingers.com forum: invited to a gay club dilema

By *rof Salamander OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Invited to a gay club by a workmate and his partner. The dilema is....

I cant dance

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Invited to a gay club by a workmate and his partner. The dilema is....

I cant dance

take lessons...quick!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"The dilema is....

I cant dance

Do the "standing at bar, nodding head" dance. Make sure you nod the right head though

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By *rof Salamander OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Bar dancing sounds the way to go lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

show your cock, bad dancing will be the least of your worries...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can dance if you want to

You can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance

Well, they're no friends of mine

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

went to a gay bar once and had a fantastic night

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"You can dance if you want to

You can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance

Well, they're no friends of mine

Got that song in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got that song in my head now

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone can do the YMCA can't they ?

*tongue in cheek btw*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye contact is fatal

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Invited to a gay club by a workmate and his partner. The dilema is....

I cant dance

Just shuffle around your handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"went to a gay bar once and had a fantastic night "
dont you know that it's different for girls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not bite your bottom lip and dance in circles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And remember to tell em your straight

Gays love a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the Arctic Monkeys once said, "Put on your dancing shoes!"

I wouldn't worry. I can't dance but whenever I do the dance floor just clears so it must mean I'm pretty good!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you may go in bi curious......

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and come out.......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"and come out......."

A dancer?

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By *rof Salamander OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

So tips are

Bar dance, no eye contact, borrow omnys handbag, no biting lips and watch who you nod and a private message "plenty lube"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and come out.......

A dancer?

One of those "straight" guys that looks at my profile

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"went to a gay bar once and had a fantastic night dont you know that it's different for girls!"

they were the friendliest men I had ever met and nice that they were not interested in me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the funniest nights I (mr) ever had was when our full gang of workers went straight from work to tom thumbs in stockport, 12 very straight construction workers still in work clothes had a crazy night, we even did the Y.M.C.A on karoke, brilliant night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't dance, I can't talk. The only thing about me is the way that I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing, I'm just standing here selling everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue jeans sitting on the beach,

Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach.

She's got a body under that shirt,

But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't assume the gay guys are all going to be fantastic dancers. Just don't dance if you're not up for it. Or have a backup few blokes off here also going and ask them to dance worse than you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And remember to tell em your straight

Gays love a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drop your wallet, it is considered flirting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember its like traffic lights, a red handkerchief in your back pocket says you're not available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remember its like traffic lights, a red handkerchief in your back pocket says you're not available.

OP, definitely don't use a brown handkerchief.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Don't forget to join in when dancing queen is played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remember its like traffic lights, a red handkerchief in your back pocket says you're not available.

OP, definitely don't use a brown handkerchief.

And Defo not a black one

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I don't wanna dance

Dance with you baby no more

I'll never do something to hurt you though

Oh but the feeling is bad

The feeling is bad

I love your personality

But i don't want our love on show

Sometimes i think its insanity

Girl the way you go

With all of the guys on the corner

Oh baby, you're the latest trick

Oh, you seem to have their number

Look their dancing still

I don't wanna dance

Dance with you baby no more

I'll never do something to hurt you though

Oh but the feeling is bad

The feeling is bad

Baby, now the party's over

For us, so i'll be on my way

Now that the things which moved me

Are standing still

I know it's only superstition

Baby, but i won't look back

Even though i feel your music

Baby that is that

I don't wanna dance

Dance with you baby no more

I'll never do something to hurt you though

Oh but the feeling is bad

The feeling is bad

Don't wanna dance

Don't wanna daaaaaannnnncccceee

Don't wanna dance

Don't wanna daaaaaannnnnnnnccceeee

I don't wanna dance

Dance with you baby no more

I'll never do something to hurt you though

Oh but the feeling i bad

The feeling is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You!

I wanna take you to a gay bar,

I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Wow!

At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?

I wanna spend all your money,

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.

Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.

Superstar.

Super, super, superstar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on YouTube and learn the Melbourne shuffle

Failing that the Harlem Shake doesn't take much skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tap your feet and you will be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear some very tight leather hotpants. The way they chaff when it gets hot will have you hopping around and this can resemble a form of aborigini dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha your worry is dancing?!

your remedy should be alcohol

and a dosage of not giving a f..k

enjoy yourself...

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