FabSwingers.com forum: What a struggle shit has become

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over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

problems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senna or maybe lactulose

High fibre diet

Possibly a suppository

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Senna or maybe lactulose

High fibre diet

Possibly a suppository

Lol was just going to suggest Sennacot. Or maybe Ex-Lax?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking around a bit helps me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink plenty of water too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Senna or maybe lactulose

High fibre diet

Possibly a suppository

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senna tablet before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse laxative? That'll sort it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Senna or maybe lactulose

High fibre diet

Possibly a suppository

Lol was just going to suggest Sennacot. Or maybe Ex-Lax?"

Can you still buy ex lax? Was it like a bar of chocolate or was my mum just fibbing when she told me that if I ate it id be shitting for a week because she was a chocoholic?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Horse laxative? That'll sort it!!"

Horse's head on the pillow will also do it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive on a motorway, as soon as you go past a service you're sure to need to go

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

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Chill yer bones and go to loo when dad ain't near? lol, or maybe proof-read if meant to say the site instead of sh1te?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Senna or maybe lactulose

High fibre diet

Possibly a suppository

Lol was just going to suggest Sennacot. Or maybe Ex-Lax?

Can you still buy ex lax? Was it like a bar of chocolate or was my mum just fibbing when she told me that if I ate it id be shitting for a week because she was a chocoholic?

I didn't think you could

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Senna or maybe lactulose

High fibre diet

Possibly a suppository

Lol was just going to suggest Sennacot. Or maybe Ex-Lax?

Can you still buy ex lax? Was it like a bar of chocolate or was my mum just fibbing when she told me that if I ate it id be shitting for a week because she was a chocoholic?

According to the ad it looked just like a bar of chocolate. But then who would have that in their panty?

Also OP? If you put a box or telephone directory under your feet when on the loo it helps.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

'If you're going through hell - keep going!!'

Chin up hun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No actually poo related but it dud make me smile a little lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prunes

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

we can all stop this shit the second it become a chore...

the menu on the left, the very last option.

I understand and your password.

FREEDOM FROM PAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I hope it sorts itself out, regardless of the actually meaning of your thread

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Prunes "

Figs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe this is really just a plea for a nice hot enema.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Walking around a bit helps me "

it definately does...just had a tense walk back from the farm shop lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shit = life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably need to elaborate OP!!

Or anal retention is the direction it will go.

Everything ok???

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Shit = life lol "

You're telling me! So much has gone wrong for me this week I'm just waiting for the tree to fall on to my house or something. If I fell in a pool of cocks I'd come out sucking my thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Senna or maybe lactulose

High fibre diet

Possibly a suppository

Lol was just going to suggest Sennacot. Or maybe Ex-Lax?

Can you still buy ex lax? Was it like a bar of chocolate or was my mum just fibbing when she told me that if I ate it id be shitting for a week because she was a chocoholic?

According to the ad it looked just like a bar of chocolate. But then who would have that in their panty?

Also OP? If you put a box or telephone directory under your feet when on the loo it helps."

What about an Argos catalogue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit = life lol "

Smile x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Life can be shit...but where there is shit there is a bed of roses awaiting

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

He should have called Saul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is what u make of it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life is what u make of it x"

This

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Senna or maybe lactulose

High fibre diet

Possibly a suppository

Lol was just going to suggest Sennacot. Or maybe Ex-Lax?

Can you still buy ex lax? Was it like a bar of chocolate or was my mum just fibbing when she told me that if I ate it id be shitting for a week because she was a chocoholic?

According to the ad it looked just like a bar of chocolate. But then who would have that in their panty?

Also OP? If you put a box or telephone directory under your feet when on the loo it helps."

instead of a directory use a small stool lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Life can be shit...but where there is shit there is a bed of roses awaiting

Full of thorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life can be shit...but where there is shit there is a bed of roses awaiting

Full of thorns

Or pricks??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit = life lol "

You may not want to air your thoughts on here so to speak, however it's hard to assist when the problem isn't clear?

Unless you just wanted a vent, in which case it's all good

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Life can be shit...but where there is shit there is a bed of roses awaiting

Full of thorns

Or pricks??!!"

I thought it was a nice saying then you pair had to be negative

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Life can be shit...but where there is shit there is a bed of roses awaiting

Full of thorns

Or pricks??!!

I thought it was a nice saying then you pair had to be negative

I'll be fine by Wednesday

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"we can all stop this shit the second it become a chore...

the menu on the left, the very last option.

I understand and your password.

FREEDOM FROM PAIN

apologies OP, I read it the site was causing you angst.

if it is life, I hope it improves

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Shit = life lol

You may not want to air your thoughts on here so to speak, however it's hard to assist when the problem isn't clear?

Unless you just wanted a vent, in which case it's all good

he may need a vent when he manages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a strange forum topic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of poo, remember, life's a shit sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame the New Labour

Gimp

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Horse laxative? That'll sort it!!

Horse's head on the pillow will also do it...."

Funny!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Lots of people have problems or challenges in life. Perhaps if you want to tell us, the life experience and knowledge of the forum advice givers might be able to help. Apart from the shit jokes, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit = life lol "

I don't agree but hope that changes for you soon!!

Hakuna Matata

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Dipping a stoke of parsley into olive oil and gently inserting it where the sun don't shine is sure to work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of people have problems or challenges in life. Perhaps if you want to tell us, the life experience and knowledge of the forum advice givers might be able to help. Apart from the shit jokes, of course

Thanks not really sure of the problem just sick of feeling lime this .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks not really sure of the problem just sick of feeling lime this ."

There are always people worse off than yourself, watch some of the Invictus games and think what some of those guys and girls have gone through but come out the other side stronger. I had a nasty motorbike accident last year and suffered extensive damages to my leg and knee. I've had 2 operations and due another in a few weeks. I haven't been able to work and am now on half pay. Another of my work mates has been diagnosed with cancer, I'll take my life over that any day. Hope you feel better soon.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Thanks not really sure of the problem just sick of feeling lime this ."

go and see your GP if you have felt low for a while

feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Trouble is they just wanna dose you up with drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trouble is they just wanna dose you up with drugs "

Sometimes the drugs do work. Short term to give you relief so you can get yourself better. If it's because of bad things happening in your life they help you stop focusing on them and get you on the road to recovery. You may find your doctor doesn't give you drugs,you may be referred to other help available. There are walk in clinics you can go to that your doctor can tell you about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trouble is they just wanna dose you up with drugs

I was referred to a talking therapist by my GP following the trauma of my accident and ongoing issues caused by it. I'm finding it extremely helpful.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Find something to do that challenges you a bit, possibly helping others. Get some help and talk about it. Feel better soon.

As for the person suggesting using a stool to help with stool relief, that's just yucky.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Find something to do that challenges you a bit, possibly helping others. Get some help and talk about it. Feel better soon.

As for the person suggesting using a stool to help with stool relief, that's just yucky.

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dr Christian said on embarrising bodies to use it to bring the legs up and make it easier!! lol

as for lives gp should be first port of call good luck

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

As for the person suggesting using a stool to help with stool relief, that's just yucky.

dr Christian said on embarrising bodies to use it to bring the legs up and make it easier!! lol

I was only commenting on the use of the word stool.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

As for the person suggesting using a stool to help with stool relief, that's just yucky.

dr Christian said on embarrising bodies to use it to bring the legs up and make it easier!! lol

I was only commenting on the use of the word stool.

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I know I thought it was comical but I have a shit sense of humour sometimes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried syrup of figs? Heard that's helps when your a bit bunged up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life can be shit...but where there is shit there is a bed of roses awaiting

aww that's a rather lovely sentiment

Tied in with the fact that horse manure does wonder for them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to echo the thoughts of a few people on here, that prunes, especially dried ones seem to have a PROFOUND laxative effect

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Trouble is they just wanna dose you up with drugs

and if touch are concerned about taking drugs i recommend a book called Depressive Illness. It has helped a number of my friends understand why they felt like you do. Understanding is the first step to getting better. I hope you dobgo see your GP as he is there to listen as much as treat you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least the Villa won, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit = life lol "

Fantastic if your a scat fetishist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit = life lol

Fantastic if your a scat fetishist"

Skibby scooby dipity doobie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I'd recommend first port of call as doctors. Or failing that, google - look for things to help you feel better, there's loads of great stuff online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks not really sure of the problem just sick of feeling lime this ."

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

Turbolax and a good hard shagging with a strapon should shake it loose

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