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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. " coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! | |||
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"i have never heard such a load of complete and utter crap in my life ... and i read the mail lol xx" At least you said mail not male; I would never have believed that! | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!!" It's where the water jet is!  | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is! "yeah and u look really excited by it too DUH!! | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is! "its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse! | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!"sorry here we go the posse mentioning arses again ./..backs to the wall guys the strapons are coming out | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!"dunno looks pretty fit in his wetsuit shall we just play with him then throw him back in when weve done ? xx | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
sorry here we go the posse mentioning arses again ./..backs to the wall guys the strapons are coming out "bloody hell you are everywhere !!!! | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!"And I'm quite happy with that. I don't want any life in my arse! | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
And I'm quite happy with that. I don't want any life in my arse!"You've attached yourself to the Doris gang matey boy...... You may have no choice in the matter. Fear the wrath of the Pussy Posse!!! | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
And I'm quite happy with that. I don't want any life in my arse!
You've attached yourself to the Doris gang matey boy......
You may have no choice in the matter.
Fear the wrath of the Pussy Posse!!!"whooo the leader says fgear them pmsfl ....what ya gonna do is that it !!!!! lol | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
And I'm quite happy with that. I don't want any life in my arse!
You've attached yourself to the Doris gang matey boy......
You may have no choice in the matter.
Fear the wrath of the Pussy Posse!!!
whooo the leader says fgear them pmsfl ....what ya gonna do is that it !!!!! lol"Honeypot and I have plans........... You will find out soon enough.... on the 19th in fact! | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
And I'm quite happy with that. I don't want any life in my arse!
You've attached yourself to the Doris gang matey boy......
You may have no choice in the matter.
Fear the wrath of the Pussy Posse!!!
whooo the leader says fgear them pmsfl ....what ya gonna do is that it !!!!! lol
Honeypot and I have plans...........
You will find out soon enough.... on the 19th in fact!"lol on the 19th is that a voddy in the golf club bar ...pmsl | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
And I'm quite happy with that. I don't want any life in my arse!
You've attached yourself to the Doris gang matey boy......
You may have no choice in the matter.
Fear the wrath of the Pussy Posse!!!
whooo the leader says fgear them pmsfl ....what ya gonna do is that it !!!!! lol
Honeypot and I have plans...........
You will find out soon enough.... on the 19th in fact!
lol on the 19th is that a voddy in the golf club bar ...pmsl "Would probably need that voddy to get over the shock of facing up to a few balls on the green. LOL | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
And I'm quite happy with that. I don't want any life in my arse!
You've attached yourself to the Doris gang matey boy......
You may have no choice in the matter.
Fear the wrath of the Pussy Posse!!!
whooo the leader says fgear them pmsfl ....what ya gonna do is that it !!!!! lol
Honeypot and I have plans...........
You will find out soon enough.... on the 19th in fact!
lol on the 19th is that a voddy in the golf club bar ...pmsl "It's croquet down here don't you know! Or Dressage with Zara......! Golf.......hhhuummppfff. I play off a handicap of 12... whats yours? apart from being a bloke? | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
And I'm quite happy with that. I don't want any life in my arse!
You've attached yourself to the Doris gang matey boy......
You may have no choice in the matter.
Fear the wrath of the Pussy Posse!!!
whooo the leader says fgear them pmsfl ....what ya gonna do is that it !!!!! lol
Honeypot and I have plans...........
You will find out soon enough.... on the 19th in fact!
lol on the 19th is that a voddy in the golf club bar ...pmsl
It's croquet down here don't you know! Or Dressage with Zara......!
Golf.......hhhuummppfff. I play off a handicap of 12... whats yours? apart from being a bloke?"lol its been a tough night for you maddie the bitch queen of new orleans ....just rest your brain pull up a chair | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!!" From a girl with gorgeous TITS xxxxxxxx Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
sorry here we go the posse mentioning arses again ./..backs to the wall guys the strapons are coming out "Only cos you wanna bend over and take the incoming traffic!!!! Mwah!!! | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
sorry here we go the posse mentioning arses again ./..backs to the wall guys the strapons are coming out
Only cos you wanna bend over and take the incoming traffic!!!!
Mwah!!!"nahh its outgoing tragffic from the posse arses babe mwahhhhhhh back | |||
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"Sorry guys, took 10 out to work on the party. Did I miss anything? dosen't look like it." peace in our time ..the wicked witch of the west is lying under a house with her red shoes on | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
sorry here we go the posse mentioning arses again ./..backs to the wall guys the strapons are coming out
Only cos you wanna bend over and take the incoming traffic!!!!
Mwah!!!
nahh its outgoing tragffic from the posse arses babe mwahhhhhhh back "Out going traffic? They chatting amongst them selves again? | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
sorry here we go the posse mentioning arses again ./..backs to the wall guys the strapons are coming out
Only cos you wanna bend over and take the incoming traffic!!!!
Mwah!!!
nahh its outgoing tragffic from the posse arses babe mwahhhhhhh back
Out going traffic?
They chatting amongst them selves again?"Think there is a cross in communication here - but hey - you Doris's are so thick that you dont even realise!!! Carry on............. | |||
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"Sorry guys, took 10 out to work on the party. Did I miss anything? dosen't look like it. peace in our time ..the wicked witch of the west is lying under a house with her red shoes on " My Gran’ always said a girl with red shoes was due a sticky end! Didn't get it then, but I think nether did she! :S LOL | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
sorry here we go the posse mentioning arses again ./..backs to the wall guys the strapons are coming out
Only cos you wanna bend over and take the incoming traffic!!!!
Mwah!!!
nahh its outgoing tragffic from the posse arses babe mwahhhhhhh back
Out going traffic?
They chatting amongst them selves again?
Think there is a cross in communication here - but hey - you Doris's are so thick that you dont even realise!!!
Carry on............."ha not nice you picked on weak one he will raise and see you lot for what you are ....you fancy a drink lolol | |||
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" As midnight approaches the girls drift away for the action unable to stand the heat Top 5 threads to the guys. coming from a doris who stands in the shallow end!!! It's where the water jet is!
its the only way he'll get anything resembling life going near his arse!
sorry here we go the posse mentioning arses again ./..backs to the wall guys the strapons are coming out
Only cos you wanna bend over and take the incoming traffic!!!!
Mwah!!!
nahh its outgoing tragffic from the posse arses babe mwahhhhhhh back
Out going traffic?
They chatting amongst them selves again?
Think there is a cross in communication here - but hey - you Doris's are so thick that you dont even realise!!!
Carry on............."sober up and then try again ....xxx | |||
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"Im in a real anal mood tonight. Which of the boys gang wants fisting" nahh i ll pass i am so retentive youll never get it out ... | |||
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"Im in a real anal mood tonight. Which of the boys gang wants fisting nahh i ll pass i am so retentive youll never get it out ... "Dont be a baby, i promise not to use the cattle prod | |||
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"Im in a real anal mood tonight. Which of the boys gang wants fisting nahh i ll pass i am so retentive youll never get it out ...
Dont be a baby, i promise not to use the cattle prod"Promice? Never trust a woman who smiles all the time. | |||
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"Im in a real anal mood tonight. Which of the boys gang wants fisting nahh i ll pass i am so retentive youll never get it out ...
Dont be a baby, i promise not to use the cattle prod"you never mentioned you had a prod hun ....electric ? | |||
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"Hello im still up lol Just got in and have just got 3 points in my license and a £60 speeding fine.....im happy pmsl" hard lines hun ....grrrrrr to em from me | |||
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"Hello im still up lol Just got in and have just got 3 points in my license and a £60 speeding fine.....im happy pmsl hard lines hun ....grrrrrr to em from me " Fecking hiding in the bushes they were!! | |||
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"Hello im still up lol Just got in and have just got 3 points in my license and a £60 speeding fine.....im happy pmsl" That’s some pumpkin you drive there, Cinderella! You where lucky you got away with the inappropriate footwear. 
Sorry to hear about the points though.
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"Hello im still up lol Just got in and have just got 3 points in my license and a £60 speeding fine.....im happy pmsl That’s some pumpkin you drive there, Cinderella! You where lucky you got away with the inappropriate footwear.
Sorry to hear about the points though.
"How did you know? It was you was'nt it? You look about 12 in real life then! LOL | |||
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"Hello im still up lol Just got in and have just got 3 points in my license and a £60 speeding fine.....im happy pmsl That’s some pumpkin you drive there, Cinderella! You where lucky you got away with the inappropriate footwear.
Sorry to hear about the points though.
How did you know?
It was you was'nt it?
You look about 12 in real life then! LOL "PMSL Sussed! You know about my uniform fetish now. You missed a busy night on here tonight, best laugh in a while.
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It looks like I have a lot of catching up to do on here though hahaha | |||
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"Oh I had a good time myself as well
It looks like I have a lot of catching up to do on here though hahaha"how far over were you hpc | |||
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"Oh I had a good time myself as well
It looks like I have a lot of catching up to do on here though hahaha
how far over were you hpc "Eeeerrmm weellll......I was going along nicely in a 50 zone at 50 then it went straight to 30 and the buggers got me 
I honestly did'nt realise, it was dark ffs with not a lot on the road! in the middle of bloody nowhere | |||
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"Oh I had a good time myself as well
It looks like I have a lot of catching up to do on here though hahaha
how far over were you hpc
Eeeerrmm weellll......I was going along nicely in a 50 zone at 50 then it went straight to 30 and the buggers got me
I honestly did'nt realise, it was dark ffs with not a lot on the road! in the middle of bloody nowhere "was it a gun have you checked there was a sign clearly visible in darkness | |||
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