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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what's the perfect cock then? Or do you prefer the word chicken ?

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turkey "
each to there own I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a good duck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like a good duck"
yeah that's completely different you should start a new thread if that's what you're into haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn...thinking about food again....I read the title as perfect cook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im famous for a good stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn...thinking about food again....I read the title as perfect cook!"

And there you were talking about chicken and duck too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im famous for a good stuffing "

Are you the stuffer or stuffee??

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Don't forget the duck!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well this is nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what's for dinner?....or is that another thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what's for dinner?....or is that another thread?"
whatever takes your fancy I guess!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Mine!

Never found that anyone elses works for me quite like mine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine!

Never found that anyone elses works for me quite like mine...

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is it a chicken or a rooster ?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

dont know but its a game old bird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice and juicy,flavoursome and al dente

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A nice bit of pulled cock with BBQ sauce is very tasty

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I like a good duck"

As Basil Fawlty once said...."if you don't like duck, you're rather stuck".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is their such a thing as the "perfect cock"?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

joey barton does a good impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown chickens go best with brown cows.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Always wash it first or its fowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love beautiful birds in general.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

There was a programme on telly last night called the perfect penis. Anyone see it?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

One that doesn't belong to an areshole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that doesn't belong to an areshole! "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"One that doesn't belong to an areshole! "

Or doesn't want to enter one in my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that doesn't belong to an areshole! "

My cock doesn't belong to my arsehole but they are very close to one another.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I just want to meet a guy who is lovely sexy and attractive to me and isn't a total a hole lol.

Met a few lovely guys recent but just horny and attending a party alone tonight as too damn choosy and the guys I have invited that I really want to meet are all already busy grrr. So many guys when I search don't have any visible pics too.

Sorry.....need a rant....and breathe.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Apologies. ..having a grumble and winge (are ladies aloud to winge too?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the perfect cock is the one that brings me to orgasm.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

How about perfect Turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or makes me breathless and happy on the way.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mines ok .. ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been a big fan of turkey. I used to have a big scary cock though....

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"How about perfect Turkey "

you have a gobbler then?

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By *ilthydirtyfuckersCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

This post made is laugh

In answer to the OP , for me the perfect cock is :-

About 9 inches long and thick girth

A nice shaped head thicker than the shaft

A slight upward curve to the shaft

Nice bulging veins when erect.

And big balls .

Plus the ultimate ingredient is for it to be rock hard and stay rock hard. Oh and heavy spurting cummer is the icing on the cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect cock is hanging on a rack in the bathroom - it's at it's best when it's strapped onto the perfect women.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This post made is laugh

In answer to the OP , for me the perfect cock is :-

About 9 inches long and thick girth

A nice shaped head thicker than the shaft

A slight upward curve to the shaft

Nice bulging veins when erect.

And big balls .

Plus the ultimate ingredient is for it to be rock hard and stay rock hard. Oh and heavy spurting cummer is the icing on the cake. "

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"This post made is laugh

In answer to the OP , for me the perfect cock is :-

About 9 inches long and thick girth

A nice shaped head thicker than the shaft

A slight upward curve to the shaft

Nice bulging veins when erect.

And big balls .

Plus the ultimate ingredient is for it to be rock hard and stay rock hard. Oh and heavy spurting cummer is the icing on the cake. "

mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This post made is laugh

In answer to the OP , for me the perfect cock is :-

About 9 inches long and thick girth

A nice shaped head thicker than the shaft

A slight upward curve to the shaft

Nice bulging veins when erect.

And big balls .

Plus the ultimate ingredient is for it to be rock hard and stay rock hard. Oh and heavy spurting cummer is the icing on the cake.

mmmmm "

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By *obbyCock36Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Clearly I have a perfect cock. 8" 6" around and a heavy cummer, I've been told by various girlfriends it's perfect, well after 6+ orgasms I must be doing something right for the ladies

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By *obbyCock36Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"My perfect cock is hanging on a rack in the bathroom - it's at it's best when it's strapped onto the perfect women.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well after 6+ orgasms I must be doing something right for the ladies "

Total?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well after 6+ orgasms I must be doing something right for the ladies

Total?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about a perfect cock, but I have been called a complete cock

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

I like a nice spongy, uncut and veiny cock (with hair around its base) A pair of large dangling balls to accompany it..heavy cummers a bonus.

Not so keen on rock hard cocks which is why I prefer middle age/older men..

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By *obbyCock36Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Foreplay

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

is this a topic on just a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like mine . I think its cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a nice spongy, uncut and veiny cock (with hair around its base) A pair of large dangling balls to accompany it..heavy cummers a bonus.

Not so keen on rock hard cocks which is why I prefer middle age/older men.. "

Rock hard cocks are difficult to work with. No give to get down the throat

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