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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Green Poo!

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Sorry to bring this subject up! so sorry to but the other day whilst er er "wiping my ***" i noticed my poo on the Tissue paper was green???

Can any1 help/explain this.

it has never happened since but it did scare me a bit.

cheers.

once again sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's good for the environment.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

The curry the night before was too strong???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

way to many sprouts.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Green Poo!

**********

Sorry to bring this subject up! so sorry to but the other day whilst er er "wiping my ***" i noticed my poo on the Tissue paper was green???

Can any1 help/explain this.

it has never happened since but it did scare me a bit.

cheers.

once again sorry."
You been eating bogies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on medication?

Or vitamins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you on medication?

Or vitamins?"

dunno,,which is better? only 1 way to find out---

haaaa

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If you eat lots of beetroot you have pink poo... if you fancy a colour change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you eat lots of beetroot you have pink poo... if you fancy a colour change."

cheers! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant offer advice but can only relay a famous family story. I was only young (dont really remember myself) but apparently at a social gathering i made my parents, family and friends all come to the bathroom so i could present them with my own green poo in the toilet bowl...

Anyway... good luck with your own movements

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cant offer advice but can only relay a famous family story. I was only young (dont really remember myself) but apparently at a social gathering i made my parents, family and friends all come to the bathroom so i could present them with my own green poo in the toilet bowl...

Anyway... good luck with your own movements "

ROFLMAO,,,,lol,,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ROFLMAO,,,,lol,,,lol "

It's not a good idea to be laughing your arse off, given your present condition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm thanks for that gross information xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Green Poo!

**********

Sorry to bring this subject up! so sorry to but the other day whilst er er "wiping my ***" i noticed my poo on the Tissue paper was green???

Can any1 help/explain this.

it has never happened since but it did scare me a bit.

cheers.

once again sorry."

Have you been chowing on a mushy pea only diet again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Green Poo!

**********

Sorry to bring this subject up! so sorry to but the other day whilst er er "wiping my ***" i noticed my poo on the Tissue paper was green???

Can any1 help/explain this.

it has never happened since but it did scare me a bit.

cheers.

once again sorry.

Have you been chowing on a mushy pea only diet again? "

Must have been matey,,must have been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep off the grass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Green Poo!

**********

Sorry to bring this subject up! so sorry to but the other day whilst er er "wiping my ***" i noticed my poo on the Tissue paper was green???

Can any1 help/explain this.

it has never happened since but it did scare me a bit.

cheers.

once again sorry."

what sort of green???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Green Poo!

**********

Sorry to bring this subject up! so sorry to but the other day whilst er er "wiping my ***" i noticed my poo on the Tissue paper was green???

Can any1 help/explain this.

it has never happened since but it did scare me a bit.

cheers.

once again sorry.

what sort of green???"

just green that was it.

green of grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you considered that you may have colour blindness and it's not green at all?

This smiley isn't green, it's blue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Green Poo!

**********

Sorry to bring this subject up! so sorry to but the other day whilst er er "wiping my ***" i noticed my poo on the Tissue paper was green???

Can any1 help/explain this.

it has never happened since but it did scare me a bit.

cheers.

once again sorry."

It's easily explained Notts......it happened while you were away camping....you were sleeping soundly on the Wednesday night. Anyway, your loud snoring was picked up on the listening device aboard an alien intergalactic space laboratory ship.

The alien scientists quickly dispatched a small spacecraft. You were airlifted aboard and taken back to the mothership where they performed a serious of dire and dastardly experiments.

You are now carrying the lovechild of one (but most probably more) of those little green sex pests.

The green poo is the discharge from the pug ugly alien in your belly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Green Poo!

**********

Sorry to bring this subject up! so sorry to but the other day whilst er er "wiping my ***" i noticed my poo on the Tissue paper was green???

Can any1 help/explain this.

it has never happened since but it did scare me a bit.

cheers.

once again sorry.

It's easily explained Notts......it happened while you were away camping....you were sleeping soundly on the Wednesday night. Anyway, your loud snoring was picked up on the listening device aboard an alien intergalactic space laboratory ship.

The alien scientists quickly dispatched a small spacecraft. You were airlifted aboard and taken back to the mothership where they performed a serious of dire and dastardly experiments.

You are now carrying the lovechild of one (but most probably more) of those little green sex pests.

The green poo is the discharge from the pug ugly alien in your belly"

ROFLMAO,,,,lol,,lol,,,lmao,,TOP ADVICE,,,lol

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