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"Running away from the real action to a safe corner again?" yeap typical doris's | |||
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"Running away from the real action to a safe corner again?" run while you can hun .......lol | |||
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"Now, I have tried to stay out of the whole "Men v Women" thing, as a) it's best not to alienate those that I am trying to meet, b) it turns into slanging matches too fast, and c) everyone knows they don't fight fair anyway. But I am happy to add my own sweet brand of sarcasm to the mix, but I will add a twist to it... and play for the side who offers me the best deal! Commence bidding!" PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males | |||
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"Now, I have tried to stay out of the whole "Men v Women" thing, as a) it's best not to alienate those that I am trying to meet, b) it turns into slanging matches too fast, and c) everyone knows they don't fight fair anyway. But I am happy to add my own sweet brand of sarcasm to the mix, but I will add a twist to it... and play for the side who offers me the best deal! Commence bidding!" you just made the TV team - Well done! | |||
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"Now, I have tried to stay out of the whole "Men v Women" thing, as a) it's best not to alienate those that I am trying to meet, b) it turns into slanging matches too fast, and c) everyone knows they don't fight fair anyway. But I am happy to add my own sweet brand of sarcasm to the mix, but I will add a twist to it... and play for the side who offers me the best deal! Commence bidding! PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males "to quote my profile ...we will find you when we need you ... | |||
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"im confused" it happens quite often round here babes | |||
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"Really? What about when the lawn needs cutting???" concrete the fooker | |||
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"im confused" Defiantly in their team! Sorry. Having fun. | |||
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"im confused it happens quite often round here babes "Everytime the PP try to use a map to find their meets.... | |||
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"Really? What about when the lawn needs cutting??? concrete the fooker "whilst sed lawn is being cut.......just the voyeur in me  | |||
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"im confused it happens quite often round here babes
Everytime the PP try to use a map to find their meets...."nah use twat nav | |||
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"im confused it happens quite often round here babes
Everytime the PP try to use a map to find their meets....
nah use twat nav "Bet its set up with a guys voice.... | |||
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"im confused it happens quite often round here babes
Everytime the PP try to use a map to find their meets....
nah use twat nav "Now I'm scared I will get lost going down there | |||
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"im confused it happens quite often round here babes
Everytime the PP try to use a map to find their meets....
nah use twat nav
Bet its set up with a guys voice...."you're joking aint ya, it will only bloody moan when I know the best way to go!! Right seeing as the boys have all retired (ie run away again) im fooking off to bed, Im sure you girls can handle farty14u | |||
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"Now, I have tried to stay out of the whole "Men v Women" thing, as a) it's best not to alienate those that I am trying to meet, b) it turns into slanging matches too fast, and c) everyone knows they don't fight fair anyway. But I am happy to add my own sweet brand of sarcasm to the mix, but I will add a twist to it... and play for the side who offers me the best deal! Commence bidding! PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males "Nahh they all suck their own cocks.... | |||
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"im confused it happens quite often round here babes
Everytime the PP try to use a map to find their meets....
nah use twat nav
Bet its set up with a guys voice...."Naa, Navs are 'gay', it will sound like Julian Clary | |||
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"Now, I have tried to stay out of the whole "Men v Women" thing, as a) it's best not to alienate those that I am trying to meet, b) it turns into slanging matches too fast, and c) everyone knows they don't fight fair anyway. But I am happy to add my own sweet brand of sarcasm to the mix, but I will add a twist to it... and play for the side who offers me the best deal! Commence bidding! PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Nahh they all suck their own cocks....
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"Now, I have tried to stay out of the whole "Men v Women" thing, as a) it's best not to alienate those that I am trying to meet, b) it turns into slanging matches too fast, and c) everyone knows they don't fight fair anyway. But I am happy to add my own sweet brand of sarcasm to the mix, but I will add a twist to it... and play for the side who offers me the best deal! Commence bidding! PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Nahh they all suck their own cocks....
"sulking and beaten notts ? xx | |||
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"Now, I have tried to stay out of the whole "Men v Women" thing, as a) it's best not to alienate those that I am trying to meet, b) it turns into slanging matches too fast, and c) everyone knows they don't fight fair anyway. But I am happy to add my own sweet brand of sarcasm to the mix, but I will add a twist to it... and play for the side who offers me the best deal! Commence bidding! PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Nahh they all suck their own cocks....
sulking and beaten notts ? xx"ey ey,,, talking of simples.. xx | |||
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"Once you've tried the res... suck the best.. tis simples.. lol" whos res? | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right...." Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. | |||
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"res... whoever you like babes" shit ur at the back of a long que then hun | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. " Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight "Hear? Here I think you mean... | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight "Well, as long as the job isn't mechanical or involves power tools, yeah, you stand a chance! | |||
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"Yeah.. nice job... you'll gat a nice pat on the head... Now fl**c off lol.." awww he is under presure now | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight
Hear? Here I think you mean... "And thats from the Doris who has been typing like a fecking donkey all day. Sort your own illiteracy out before you try and attempt to belittle the Pussy Posse matey......... | |||
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"love the new nicknames for them ...dont think they like it lol " Onneeeee... twoooooooooo... Threeeeeeeeeee pmsl xx | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight
Well, as long as the job isn't mechanical or involves power tools, yeah, you stand a chance!"shushhhhh go and stand in the corner until needed | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight
Hear? Here I think you mean...
And thats from the Doris who has been typing like a fecking donkey all day.
Sort your own illiteracy out before you try and attempt to belittle the Pussy Posse matey........."lol are you implying Notts is hung like a donkey?...get away from those bloody books Maddie!!! | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight
Hear? Here I think you mean...
And thats from the Doris who has been typing like a fecking donkey all day.
Sort your own illiteracy out before you try and attempt to belittle the Pussy Posse matey........."Illiteracy? You called me a Donk yesterday. No such thing. I even went and looked it up..... | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight
Hear? Here I think you mean...
And thats from the Doris who has been typing like a fecking donkey all day.
Sort your own illiteracy out before you try and attempt to belittle the Pussy Posse matey.........
Illiteracy? You called me a Donk yesterday. No such thing. I even went and looked it up....."ok..... how about....... Dork Dufuss Dumbass Twat Numbnut Bonehead Dickhead Arsewipe .......... Take ya pick Fartyone | |||
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"Well, if you want a job doing right.... Call a fecking woman! We all know you Doris's are bog useless. Wooohooo the leader is hear, think you will see we have done a nice job tonight
Hear? Here I think you mean...
And thats from the Doris who has been typing like a fecking donkey all day.
Sort your own illiteracy out before you try and attempt to belittle the Pussy Posse matey.........
lol are you implying Notts is hung like a donkey?...get away from those bloody books Maddie!!!"he types like a donkey..... all hooves! Hung like a hamster more like! | |||
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" ok..... how about....... Dork Dufuss Dumbass Twat Numbnut Bonehead Dickhead Arsewipe .......... Take ya pick Fartyone" Ahhhh we can presume the Snakebite Black has worn off then? Be a little nicer to me or I will tell all your Muff Squad how nice you were to me yesterday.... | |||
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"Hamsters are cute... and get laid way too much.. Thank you xx" and fill thier cheeks with nuts | |||
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" ok..... how about....... Dork Dufuss Dumbass Twat Numbnut Bonehead Dickhead Arsewipe .......... Take ya pick Fartyone Ahhhh we can presume the Snakebite Black has worn off then? Be a little nicer to me or I will tell all your Muff Squad how nice you were to me yesterday.... " For the fecking last time Fartyone.... That was a sympathy shag on my part!!!!! | |||
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"I'll fill yours... On second thoughts... Not alone maybe not" lmao chicken...i will be gentle | |||
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"I'll fill yours... On second thoughts... Not alone maybe not lmao chicken...i will be gentle "Ooohh no! Not chickens again! | |||
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"Noooooooooooooooooo Chickens. " defo not a chicken lol | |||
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" For the fecking last time Fartyone.... That was a sympathy shag on my part!!!!!" Really? It was part of my Community Service Order! | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed?" Plucked? | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? " fucked | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked "basted? | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?"Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort. | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?
Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort."We could wrap ourselves in lace and silk and you'd still need a map to find our clitorus! | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?
Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort.
We could wrap ourselves in lace and silk and you'd still need a map to find our clitorus!"point of order your honour clitoris its clitoris not us | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?
Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort.
We could wrap ourselves in lace and silk and you'd still need a map to find our clitorus!"sat nav my DEAR | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?
Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort.
We could wrap ourselves in lace and silk and you'd still need a map to find our clitorus!
point of order your honour
clitoris its clitoris not us "1 fecking spelling mistake and you're all over it like a fecking rash. Sort your own gang and their spelling mistakes out before you even attempt to mess with the Posse! | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?
Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort.
We could wrap ourselves in lace and silk and you'd still need a map to find our clitorus!sat nav my DEAR"Sat Nav's are programmed by blokes. So you got nooooo chance. It would probably send you to Africa! | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?
Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort.
We could wrap ourselves in lace and silk and you'd still need a map to find our clitorus!
point of order your honour
clitoris its clitoris not us
1 fecking spelling mistake and you're all over it like a fecking rash.
Sort your own gang and their spelling mistakes out before you even attempt to mess with the Posse!"no wonder we cant find it you cant say it .... | |||
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"rob ere and to stay its time to fall hard girls ..sitting pretty " this will be confusing ill sign mine ok x | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?
Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort.
We could wrap ourselves in lace and silk and you'd still need a map to find our clitorus!sat nav my DEAR
Sat Nav's are programmed by blokes. So you got nooooo chance.
It would probably send you to Africa!"that would be good you girls are always sat on yours watching loose women ...meow | |||
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"Feck me... give me the bird instead... stuffed? Plucked? fucked
basted?
Any way you wish to deliver yourself, we will understand you made an effort.
We could wrap ourselves in lace and silk and you'd still need a map to find our clitorus!
point of order your honour
clitoris its clitoris not us
1 fecking spelling mistake and you're all over it like a fecking rash.
Sort your own gang and their spelling mistakes out before you even attempt to mess with the Posse!"not sure i would want to mess with the posse to be honest ....we just dont quite know where you have been ..!!! | |||
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"can see a very rough night ahead here lol x" u sleeping down stairs again lolol | |||
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"can see a very rough night ahead here lol xu sleeping down stairs again lolol" Hehehe Rob aint't getting any! ha ha ha ha | |||
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"can see a very rough night ahead here lol xu sleeping down stairs again lolol Hehehe Rob aint't getting any! ha ha ha ha" not my loss ask kaz shes the one that wonts | |||
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" PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males "Thst's not strictly true is it ...
When can I play wiv those puppies of yours then eh? hehehe | |||
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" PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Thst's not strictly true is it...
When can I play wiv those puppies of yours then eh? hehehe"Walkies | |||
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" PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Thst's not strictly true is it...
When can I play wiv those puppies of yours then eh? hehehe
Walkies"Rushes over with lead in mouth and wags tail | |||
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" PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Thst's not strictly true is it...
When can I play wiv those puppies of yours then eh? hehehe
Walkies
Rushes over with lead in mouth and wags tail"Your just soooo easy wishy lol.... | |||
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" PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Thst's not strictly true is it...
When can I play wiv those puppies of yours then eh? hehehe
Walkies
Rushes over with lead in mouth and wags tail
Your just soooo easy wishy lol...."wouldnt want him any other way | |||
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" PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Thst's not strictly true is it...
When can I play wiv those puppies of yours then eh? hehehe
Walkies
Rushes over with lead in mouth and wags tail
Your just soooo easy wishy lol....
wouldnt want him any other way "ooohh I don't know. The way he rolls over and say "take me babbyy" is getting a bit old! | |||
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"Hey! I am here you know  "Who said that? | |||
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" PD and Notts will give you a BJ, the almighty Pussy Posse needs no males
Thst's not strictly true is it...
When can I play wiv those puppies of yours then eh? hehehe
Walkies
Rushes over with lead in mouth and wags tail
Your just soooo easy wishy lol....
wouldnt want him any other way
ooohh I don't know.
The way he rolls over and say "take me babbyy" is getting a bit old!"Its rather endearing | |||
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"ok, ok, you've talked me into it. I'll place myself in both your capable hands for you to do with as you see fit. There, can I have some peace now hehehe" Mmmmmmmmmmm at last!!!! lol | |||
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"ok, ok, you've talked me into it. I'll place myself in both your capable hands for you to do with as you see fit. There, can I have some peace now hehehe" Thats how it all starts.... Badgering you into submssion. Another good man bites the dust... Sad, very sad. | |||
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"ok, ok, you've talked me into it. I'll place myself in both your capable hands for you to do with as you see fit. There, can I have some peace now hehehe Thats how it all starts.... Badgering you into submssion. Another good man bites the dust... Sad, very sad." you brushed that dust off yet Notts | |||
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"ok, ok, you've talked me into it. I'll place myself in both your capable hands for you to do with as you see fit. There, can I have some peace now hehehe Thats how it all starts.... Badgering you into submssion. Another good man bites the dust... Sad, very sad. you brushed that dust off yet Notts "Ohhh Babes...... If only you could. But we all have dreams.... Sadly, yours will never come true lol.. | |||
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"Ahhh Aim low eh.... Ok... but to bring me down takes a litle more Mmmmmmmmmm lol.." lol i plan to have you on your knees | |||
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"ooooh you do blow hot n cold "Do you......... Mmmmmmm Had that not long back... Mints on minute, coffee the next, then sparky wine.. gin, then a vodka and tonic... Was great till the silly cow passed out.... | |||
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"ooooh you do blow hot n cold
Do you......... Mmmmmmm
Had that not long back... Mints on minute, coffee the next, then sparky wine.. gin, then a vodka and tonic...
Was great till the silly cow passed out...."LMFAO | |||
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