FabSwingers.com forum: 21 thoughts every girl has...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... when a guy goes down on her. I saw this online and it made me LOL... and don't tell me that we haven't all been there at some point... enjoy

1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge straight in.

2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell?

3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed with the razor last night, FFS.

4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts?

5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate.

6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a plumber.

7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it only happens pretty much NEVER.

8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like?

9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs well with gentle tongue action?

10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear lord make him stop.

11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for encouragement?

12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT MOVE?!

13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face.

14. Oh wait...

15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am I OK with that? I’m going to go with no.

16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if he’s sand-papering a wall.

17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a blow job after this aren’t I?

18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks, they’re not baby kittens.

19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS.

20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this.

21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL great post! Actually made me laugh out loud

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Priceless!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

17 is the one that crosses my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always wondered lol.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha... I'm stood in the middle of Princes Street giggling out loud.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"17 is the one that crosses my mind.

Hey - fairs fair!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl at no 8.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"17 is the one that crosses my mind.

Hey - fairs fair!!

Is a ten second one ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best laugh in ages well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder what the guys think when they receive a blowjob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha hink uv been reading my mind lol

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By *ebecca stensonCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Very funny, men and womem are definitely from different planets, men lie back and enjoy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ooo i hope its better for you than this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have found some more on the same site so will post over the next few days... believe me... they are just as funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a male version of this....

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

#5 for me everytime

plus an addition needed for me.....

#22 - Don't fart.. don't fart.. for gods sake don't fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"17 is the one that crosses my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love no. 12 moments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

22. Wait, WHAT just happened in EastEnders?!

23. Can I hitch myself up on the pillows without him realising I am watching EastEnders?

24. F*** that hurts.

25. B****r I accidentally left it a few seconds too long to say that it hurts and now I have to pretend it’s all fun and games...

26. I’m not sure what I fancy for dinner tonight? Chinese or Indian?

27. Hmmm, I am going for Chinese with my dad/family/brother tomorrow night, so maybe not that.

28. OMG!!! I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT MY DAD/FAMILY/BROTHER DURING SEX, ABORT, ABORT, ABORT.

29. Why isn’t he doing that thing I’ve told him I like at least 83627 times?

30. Oh, he’s going to try and ‘accidentally’ slip his finger in the wrong hole, again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump... I still prefer my female version...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump... I still prefer my female version..."

It is good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love number 8!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Love it hilarious but so true

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