FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the strangest thing you have....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lads- stuck your cock in?

Lasses- shoved up your chuff?

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By *ames blackMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Lasses- shoved up your chuff?

Haha - love your subtle language

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lasses- shoved up your chuff?

Haha - love your subtle language

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I was going to use another word but some ladies don't like it, I think chuff is an inoffensive word...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuff

This has become my new favourite word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab ice lolly

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!"
Forking hell!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A fab ice lolly

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Fruit Pastille ones are better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!"

Because he wanted to give you a good forking Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Miele vacuum cleaner

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By *LCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I once used a chocolate champagne bottle on Mrs KL. It was a birthday present from someone (I think for her 21st).

It didn't work well, it was cheap chocolate and kind of went grainy as her hot fanny melted it.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A Miele vacuum cleaner

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You didn't?!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"A Miele vacuum cleaner

You didn't?!

good make though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex"

Quite possibly his ex

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Mars bar...messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large thick vegetable .... my ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Miele vacuum cleaner

You didn't?!

good make though

very powerful suction

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A Miele vacuum cleaner

You didn't?!

good make though

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Would a Dyson be a lower class of Vacuum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mars bar ice cream, was a hot day and the other half decided to cool me down. was all sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Miele vacuum cleaner

You didn't?!

good make though

Would a Dyson be a lower class of Vacuum?

bit transparent, didn't want to see what wss happening

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"mars bar ice cream, was a hot day and the other half decided to cool me down. was all sticky

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You didn't enjoy it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mars bar ice cream, was a hot day and the other half decided to cool me down. was all sticky

You didn't enjoy it then?

Oh yes...something strangely erotic about having something that cold inside you

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By *moSexGeeksCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

Henry hoover sucked me off...

Syke!... It was a dyson vortex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dyson air blade

Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A dyson air blade

Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day.

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I knew there would be one or two....can I ask why and what did it feel like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lads- stuck your cock in?

Lasses- shoved up your chuff?

My ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say this is strange, but a good time with a creme egg.

Made to stay there until it softened in me, lots of oral, followed, by a good ramming and a blow job.

Best of both worlds

Her

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I haven't put anything strange in mine, however I have met people who wanted me too

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I haven't put anything strange in mine, however I have met people who wanted me too

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Like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!

Because he wanted to give you a good forking Banana

Did u tell him to fork off ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polo mint

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

A diet bottle. The individual sized one not a 2ltr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dyson air blade

Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day.

I knew there would be one or two....can I ask why and what did it feel like?

Wouldn't recommend it FF

Why: just an immature moment. Apology's to my self respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex"

Same here.

I mean my ex, not yours lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok can you not mention animals, even in jest....Thanks.

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

"My ex"

Quality !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lads- stuck your cock in?

Lasses- shoved up your chuff?

My ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My welding teacher from college was ex Army. He said he stuffed a jar with chicken livers, microwaved it and gave it a go. That's pretty strange to me.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

saw a "Performer" in a live show in berlin shoot several ping pong balls across the room. weird place burger n chips 2 bottles of beer and a live show for the equivalent of £40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!

Because he wanted to give you a good forking Banana

Best damned fork I ever had in my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't do it myself but my husband once used the end of a fork. The blunt end,fuck knows why!

Because he wanted to give you a good forking Banana

Did u tell him to fork off ? "

I said what the fork are you doing??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A dyson air blade

Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day.

I knew there would be one or two....can I ask why and what did it feel like?

Wouldn't recommend it FF

Why: just an immature moment. Apology's to my self respect

The Air Blade is wall mounted isn't it? Was it at the correct height for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy, your mum."

you love peoples mums

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dyson air blade

Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day.

I knew there would be one or two....can I ask why and what did it feel like?

Wouldn't recommend it FF

Why: just an immature moment. Apology's to my self respect

The Air Blade is wall mounted isn't it? Was it at the correct height for you?

Lolz

I'm am quite tall you know!

But if your really interested lickety it was in a disabled toilet so if your up to date on your DDA regs then that should give you some indication as to how high it was.

And the building hadn't been commissioned before anyone bangs on about what were you doing in a disabled toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dyson air blade

Sorry to those who may judge. Curiosity had got the better of me that day.

I knew there would be one or two....can I ask why and what did it feel like?

Wouldn't recommend it FF

Why: just an immature moment. Apology's to my self respect

The Air Blade is wall mounted isn't it? Was it at the correct height for you?

Lolz

I'm am quite tall you know!

But if your really interested lickety it was in a disabled toilet so if your up to date on your DDA regs then that should give you some indication as to how high it was.

And the building hadn't been commissioned before anyone bangs on about what were you doing in a disabled toilet.

I'm having a thick moment because I can't work out what an air blade is and if it would fit in a chuff or anywhere else for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagged a minger once

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

I have a remote egg I've never had the pleasure of using

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My mimsy was introduced to an inflatable dildo fairly recently. I suppose that's not too odd but it was an entirely new (and lovely) sensation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear god...Legeia, you look yummy!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

A rubber chicken dog toy.

Brand new. For a photo conpetition on another site! I could even make it squeak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jar of chillies for a bet. Word of warning to all the blokes out there - don't do it!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"mars bar ice cream, was a hot day and the other half decided to cool me down. was all sticky

You didn't enjoy it then?

Oh yes...something strangely erotic about having something that cold inside you"

*rummages through freezer to find an ice pole to stick up ma jacksy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooty, I was young impressionable and d*unk as a skunk

Gimp

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

Love to wear mine out sometimes

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"saw a "Performer" in a live show in berlin shoot several ping pong balls across the room. weird place burger n chips 2 bottles of beer and a live show for the equivalent of £40"

Sounds like the Sticky Vicky show in Benidorm.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

Love to wear mine out sometimes "

Yes very sexciting for you....do you find this is extra horny in public places?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a thick moment because I can't work out what an air blade is and if it would fit in a chuff or anywhere else for that matter

That would be one hell of a chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me and my ex girlfriend once tried popping candy..... wasnt really a good idea lol wont be doing it again felt like it was popping forever......

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

Love to wear mine out sometimes

Yes very sexciting for you....do you find this is extra horny in public places?"

Yeah definitely. I haven't wore them out for a while but we are going to a social at a local pub Saturday so might wear them then lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

I have a remote egg I've never had the pleasure of using "

I have a spare thumb if you'd like to try

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

Love to wear mine out sometimes

Yes very sexciting for you....do you find this is extra horny in public places?

Yeah definitely. I haven't wore them out for a while but we are going to a social at a local pub Saturday so might wear them then lol. "

Haha great idea would make for interesti.g conversation albeit the secret stimulus may be better kept as such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

I have a remote egg I've never had the pleasure of using

I have a spare thumb if you'd like to try

Can I sit on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuff

This has become my new favourite word! "

You must be well chuffed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A champagne glass. I was on cam and had to hold it in place as I came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fems tried love eggs....extra stimulus whilst in a supermarket queue?

I have a remote egg I've never had the pleasure of using

I have a spare thumb if you'd like to try

Can I sit on it?

I'm game

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

A milk bottle as a 15 yr old..panicked when my cock got hard!!

A bag of liver..

many gloryholes when lots of public toilets had them......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooty, I was young impressionable and d*unk as a skunk

Gimp

Noooooooooo!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am disappointed no lass has said Bic Pens or paperclips, I have seen pics of this and always wondered why.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

My hairbrush handle was quite popular as a teen lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to work in a hospital there was one patient (male)who came into a&e who had "fell" on garden shears they managed to go up him bum and got stuck!!

And there was a woman who had masterbated with a milk bottle the had created a suction and managed to shatter inside her

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

I've put a carrot up my bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saw a "Performer" in a live show in berlin shoot several ping pong balls across the room. weird place burger n chips 2 bottles of beer and a live show for the equivalent of £40

Sounds like the Sticky Vicky show in Benidorm.

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedknobs and broomsticks.. (not the film)

Hairbrush handles,

The "horn" of a fender strat

A lemon reamer (juice everywhere)

Courgette, carrot, banana, cuc (not all @ once)

In my youth,toothbrush handles, candles

kitchen towel holder (pole)

Twister ice lolly

Sword pommel (at a battle re enactment)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have used my vibrating toothbrush a few times....on ladies I hastily add!

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