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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yo, you uninteresting people, what do consider to be so much of a crap conversation that makes you want to....

In real life only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread'll auger well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps endless medical terminology. As if we mere mortals know what the fuck they're on about.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

In real life? I find people describing tv programme or telling me their dream from the night before incredibly boring or when they start telling me what happened last Wednesday, then say "or was it Thursday ? No! It was definitely Wednesday because I took the dog to the vet".....just tell me I don't care what day it was

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

ps endless medical terminology. As if we mere mortals know what the fuck they're on about. "

I took my Dog for the snip, are you ready to loose the only thing that is dear to you

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I totally understand exactly where you are are coming from Nicecouple561, but what are you having for your Sunday dinner, please let me know as I'm so intrigued

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I totally understand exactly where you are are coming from Nicecouple561, but what are you having for your Sunday dinner, please let me know as I'm so intrigued "

I suspect that I've missed the point of this entirely.

Do you store shop carrier bags in a specially made cloth container and take one out every time you go shopping'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother-in-law's epic tales of people I've never met or generally even heard of and their even more boring exploits.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mother-in-law's epic tales of people I've never met or generally even heard of and their even more boring exploits."

I feel your pain

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I totally understand exactly where you are are coming from Nicecouple561, but what are you having for your Sunday dinner, please let me know as I'm so intrigued

I suspect that I've missed the point of this entirely.

Do you store shop carrier bags in a specially made cloth container and take one out every time you go shopping' "

Godamn you woman, I only shop with the most expensive Boozerus shop nearest to me

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it. "

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wood beetles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother-in-law's epic tales of people I've never met or generally even heard of and their even more boring exploits.

I feel your pain "

I rarely see her and when I do I realise why.

The witterings of complete shite are phenomenal !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight "

I've heard on good authority that he's right cunt.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight

I've heard on good authority that he's right cunt.

"

Has he arranged a meet with your mum and let her down, or is a hole in one necessary

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight "
I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Has to be when I get stuck in a meeting and someone bores the rest of us about some bloody silly detail , but I can't just walk away unfortunately. I hate that.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Oh I forgot to mention school related shite like having to be civil to people that totally get on your nerves.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him. "

You know you want to

You know you want to

You know you want to

Sorry femme, but You know you want to

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him.

You know you want to

You know you want to

You know you want to

Sorry femme, but You know you want to "
I bloody well don't even his name is boring

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gary Player perhaps

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over a year ago


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him.

You know you want to

You know you want to

You know you want to

Sorry femme, but You know you want to I bloody well don't even his name is boring "

You should, he has the coveted Green Jacket.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him.

You know you want to

You know you want to

You know you want to

Sorry femme, but You know you want to I bloody well don't even his name is boring

You should, he has the coveted Green Jacket. "
I couldn't give a monkeys bogie how green it is...its BORING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most boring thing is not necessarily a specific conversation... it's more about a person and their chemistry. I'm not remotely interested in engineering... but one of my mates is totally passionate about it and always manages to get me excited about his insights. On the flip side, there are also some people in my life who are so dull energetically, so deflated and ordinary, that they could make an alien invasion sound boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started reading this then realised the adverts were on so I changed the channel. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Do mice even eat cheese or is that a myth? I got some cheese from Aldi and it was quite nice. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Might be the cheese. I wonder if mice get bad dreams from eating cheese. Depends on what time they eat it and what time they go to bed. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Adverts are back on again. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? Boring.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I started reading this then realised the adverts were on so I changed the channel. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Do mice even eat cheese or is that a myth? I got some cheese from Aldi and it was quite nice. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Might be the cheese. I wonder if mice get bad dreams from eating cheese. Depends on what time they eat it and what time they go to bed. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Adverts are back on again. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? Boring."
Don't dis the steam mop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I started reading this then realised the adverts were on so I changed the channel. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Do mice even eat cheese or is that a myth? I got some cheese from Aldi and it was quite nice. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? So off I tootle, fill the tank up, save 60p then use more petrol just getting back home. Stopped off at the co-op for some mushrooms for tea. Decided mushrooms wouldn't be enough so I went back and got some bread. Thought toast would be nice, especially at this time of night. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Might be the cheese. I wonder if mice get bad dreams from eating cheese. Depends on what time they eat it and what time they go to bed. Can't eat late on as it gives me bad dreams. Vampires and single men moaning. Sometimes feet too but not mine because that would be kinky. Squeaky shoes do my head in. Bash them, squish them and they still squeak. I often wonder if it's an invisible mouse in the sole squeaking away. Where do they get the cheese. Adverts are back on again. Not much on apart from some advert about a steam mop. What are they for anyway, just use a cloth much cheaper and can bin them if you need to. No muck spreading just get a new one every time. They didn't have any the last time I went to Aldi. They do good chocolate apparently but I've never tried it. Didn't like their coffee so I went somewhere else for that. Pretty pointless really as any savings you get from buying cheaper stuff you just waste on petrol. It's gone up loads round here but the next town it's like 4p cheaper, what's that all about? Boring.Don't dis the steam mop! "

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I couldn't give a monkeys bogie how green it is...its BORING! "

I think the use of ma gran's old typewriter might phase you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight

I've heard on good authority that he's right cunt.

Has he arranged a meet with your mum and let her down, or is a hole in one necessary "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once made the mistake of asking an OAP how their health was. That was a long and boring conversation. My suggestion of visiting Switzerland did kill the conversation, though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody hell scarlet -

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nowt wrong with that Ms Steel Heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birth stories

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Now that is quite interesting, so do you have any excuse for posting on this particular thread young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find birth stories boring

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Whilst I find most people's idle whiterings boring I rarely hear any.

I just stop them, point out why I am not interested and they tend to stop.

Popular I am...very popular

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

See now whilst I appreciate your inept ability to ingest other people's dross, maybe if you had, you could have at least made a half hearted attempt to add some worthwhile contribution to this thread ffs

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Which means my addition was of no worth and added nothing.

An idle wittering, in a thread of the mundane, is in itself a positively negative addition.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Oh, and as a semantic addition, my refusal to listen to the the turgid waffling of others is far from an ineptitude.

I am sensing that most here have little time for others 'musings', but lack the social fortitude to deflect or make others desist from said activity.

In that context, my obstinacy is more superpower than inadequacy.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Double negatives score you -6 points for that post unfortunately, but you are more than welcome to subtract from your tally

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Anything to do with Football...the guy I share an office with is a rabid Liverpool fan and keeps banging on about the game, the manager and different players - none of whom I have a clue about. I've told him countless times I've no idea wtf he's talking about but he can't help himself

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Bookface.

Just it's mere existence - let alone the " ooh - have you seen so and so's status?" Conversations!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk of royal babies or royalty in general.

People talking about football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work colleagues who talk about work outside of work. I don't care about the project, how good it is, or whatever. I'm not at work, I don't want to hear about it.

People who talk about the weather. Seriously?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Golf! Makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

You will dream of Ian Woosanam tonight I don't even know what he looks like, and no, I am not going to google him.

You know you want to

You know you want to

You know you want to

Sorry femme, but You know you want to I bloody well don't even his name is boring

You should, he has the coveted Green Jacket. "

I think they call them The Rifles now

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Sport....I have zero interest and just automatically switch off.

Anything to do with tools/machinery....It's one of Mr B's favourite subjects and he can talk for hours about them. *yawns* He will tell me the make and models of things on programmes and what it's uses are.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I hate it when people talk about themselves constantly - snore! I want to talk about me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not any specific topic but when someone tells me something in a round about way and they could have said it in one sentence. No consideration to my poor ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in the car having to wait for a friend or family memeber for hrs on end being able to drive has its perks but also its downfalls.

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