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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just been out for my first ride on my new bike (haven't cycled since before I had my hip done)...only did about 8 miles but bloody hell do I feel like I've been buggered by King Dong...think I shall be purchasing a gel cover at the weekend - might try strapping a sofa cushion to the seat tomorrow

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

persevere, your delicate derriere will toughen up to the seat within a few days.

Gel seats are just like riding on a sofa!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"persevere, your delicate derriere will toughen up to the seat within a few days.

Gel seats are just like riding on a sofa! "

I bloody well hope so, I've hopefully got a meet on Saturday, I'd like to be able to sit (or lie) down without fecking wincing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I so want to see you riding a bike

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Oh I so want to see you riding a bike "

Get your arse up here and I'll happily demonstrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you swapped the seat for a giant dildo or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a Specialized Bike style and get your bottom measured, they will advise on the right size for the width of your 'sit bones'

...and make sure the saddle is high enough, a low saddle adds to saddle soreness.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not sure if anyone has already said it, get yourself some cycling shorts as they have padding in them. They wont stop a sore arse, they will ease it a bit. Also helps going commando as there is no seems to rub against you as you ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if anyone has already said it, get yourself some cycling shorts as they have padding in them. They wont stop a sore arse, they will ease it a bit. Also helps going commando as there is no seems to rub against you as you ride."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why did you do 8 miles on your first ride? Think of that hip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nitron rear shock ftw!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Go to a Specialized Bike style and get your bottom measured, they will advise on the right size for the width of your 'sit bones'

...and make sure the saddle is high enough, a low saddle adds to saddle soreness."

Seriously? You can get your arse measured? Don't think they'll have a big enough tape

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Not sure if anyone has already said it, get yourself some cycling shorts as they have padding in them. They wont stop a sore arse, they will ease it a bit. Also helps going commando as there is no seems to rub against you as you ride."

I'll have a look online, cheers

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Why did you do 8 miles on your first ride? Think of that hip!"

My hip feels fine, the hossie said no problems with cycling...my other side is a bit sore cos every time I stopped to admire the view from the sea wall (not to catch my breath, honest )and stretched my left leg, the nerve damage threatened to start a cramp off, but other than that and a throbbing arse I'm fit as a flea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if anyone has already said it, get yourself some cycling shorts as they have padding in them. They wont stop a sore arse, they will ease it a bit. Also helps going commando as there is no seems to rub against you as you ride."

This

Had same problem, padded shorts the saviour of my arse lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sympathy I rode J like a bike the other day, bet my bum hurts more than yours xxx

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help."

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No sympathy I rode J like a bike the other day, bet my bum hurts more than yours xxx "

Well jell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I so want to see you riding a bike

Get your arse up here and I'll happily demonstrate "

That an invite

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Oh I so want to see you riding a bike

Get your arse up here and I'll happily demonstrate

That an invite "

You know fine well you've got an open invite to Arse End

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal "

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16 "

If you buy a bike with an engine it usually comes with a really comfortable seat :p

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16

If you buy a bike with an engine it usually comes with a really comfortable seat :p "

Never been on a motorbike in my life...it's on my non sexual bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16

If you buy a bike with an engine it usually comes with a really comfortable seat :p

Never been on a motorbike in my life...it's on my non sexual bucket list "

It's like a push bike except it does all the balancing for you and all the driving force too.

I can ride a motorbike but I fall off pushbikes :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a meet up for someone to massage your arse. And take care of your hip!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16

If you buy a bike with an engine it usually comes with a really comfortable seat :p

Never been on a motorbike in my life...it's on my non sexual bucket list

It's like a push bike except it does all the balancing for you and all the driving force too.

I can ride a motorbike but I fall off pushbikes :o"

Yeah, but it won't help me get fitter

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Put a meet up for someone to massage your arse. And take care of your hip! "

Damn fine idea, well done that woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16

If you buy a bike with an engine it usually comes with a really comfortable seat :p

Never been on a motorbike in my life...it's on my non sexual bucket list

It's like a push bike except it does all the balancing for you and all the driving force too.

I can ride a motorbike but I fall off pushbikes :o

Yeah, but it won't help me get fitter "

Fear will make you thin:p

If you ride on a track or fast it helps look at the motogp lot they're right hence little gits. Need to be able to muscle the bike around remember it does not want to turn.

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"Just been out for my first ride on my new bike (haven't cycled since before I had my hip done)...only did about 8 miles but bloody hell do I feel like I've been buggered by King Dong...think I shall be purchasing a gel cover at the weekend - might try strapping a sofa cushion to the seat tomorrow "

Gel covers tend to rub you on the inside of your thighs.

As someone who rides over 150 miles a week, may I STRONGLY suggest a DECENT pair of padded shorts and some Chamois Cream. You can get both from your local good bike shop - NOT Halfords!

The Chamois cream you rub onto yourself before riding, it reduces friction and it really does work, the pro's use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll kiss your bum cheek better lol x.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16

If you buy a bike with an engine it usually comes with a really comfortable seat :p

Never been on a motorbike in my life...it's on my non sexual bucket list

It's like a push bike except it does all the balancing for you and all the driving force too.

I can ride a motorbike but I fall off pushbikes :o

Yeah, but it won't help me get fitter

Fear will make you thin:p

If you ride on a track or fast it helps look at the motogp lot they're right hence little gits. Need to be able to muscle the bike around remember it does not want to turn."

Hmmm, pops online to buy a motogp bike...if it'll make me thin it's damn well worth it

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Just been out for my first ride on my new bike (haven't cycled since before I had my hip done)...only did about 8 miles but bloody hell do I feel like I've been buggered by King Dong...think I shall be purchasing a gel cover at the weekend - might try strapping a sofa cushion to the seat tomorrow

Gel covers tend to rub you on the inside of your thighs.

As someone who rides over 150 miles a week, may I STRONGLY suggest a DECENT pair of padded shorts and some Chamois Cream. You can get both from your local good bike shop - NOT Halfords!

The Chamois cream you rub onto yourself before riding, it reduces friction and it really does work, the pro's use it."

Thanks Sarah, I doubt I'll ever be more than a casual biker, although I did used to cycle 60 odd miles a week, but I'm definitely thinking of padded shorts - and if I can tempt someone to do the rubbing in, I might get some chamois cream

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I'll kiss your bum cheek better lol x."

Aw, cheers Shag, I'm waiting on the settee with me arse in the air...

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Oh yes, do NOT wear underwear beneath your cycling shorts - it will be like riding a cheesewire!

Pearl Izumi, Morvélo, Specialized, Corrine Dennis all do very nice women's specific cycling kit, best to try it in a shop as you wont know if you get on with it buying it online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16

If you buy a bike with an engine it usually comes with a really comfortable seat :p

Never been on a motorbike in my life...it's on my non sexual bucket list

It's like a push bike except it does all the balancing for you and all the driving force too.

I can ride a motorbike but I fall off pushbikes :o

Yeah, but it won't help me get fitter

Fear will make you thin:p

If you ride on a track or fast it helps look at the motogp lot they're right hence little gits. Need to be able to muscle the bike around remember it does not want to turn.

Hmmm, pops online to buy a motogp bike...if it'll make me thin it's damn well worth it "

1-2k will get you a decent 600 track bike:p get an old steelie cbr extra weight to throw around lol

Also if you crash you just pick it up and ride back off they're like Jason you just can't kill em :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See about a suspension seat post as well, it is not for me as I can't stand them but it might help.

That's my googling for tonight...cheers Racheal

Think I'm going to be getting one of those as the route I plan to regularly cycle includes a road that hasn't been tarmac'd since Adam was a lad and it does joggle somewhat...on the plus side, attempting to avoid the fecking potholes makes a 6 mile route, more like 16

If you buy a bike with an engine it usually comes with a really comfortable seat :p

Never been on a motorbike in my life...it's on my non sexual bucket list

It's like a push bike except it does all the balancing for you and all the driving force too.

I can ride a motorbike but I fall off pushbikes :o

Yeah, but it won't help me get fitter

Fear will make you thin:p

If you ride on a track or fast it helps look at the motogp lot they're right hence little gits. Need to be able to muscle the bike around remember it does not want to turn."

I saw a 1929 harley davidson on facebook thee other month, sparkplugs and cyclinder heads all sticking out from the side everything on show earliest harley I,ve seen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll kiss your bum cheek better lol x.

Aw, cheers Shag, I'm waiting on the settee with me arse in the air... "

Bottoms up... I,ll

drink to that..

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"I'll kiss your bum cheek better lol x.

Aw, cheers Shag, I'm waiting on the settee with me arse in the air... Bottoms up... I,ll

drink to that.. "

Be careful you might end up with a more painful bottom if you stay like that lol.

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