FabSwingers.com forum: Bruises

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My bruises don't show up, so everyone thinks I'm a wuss. I broke my wrist and it didn't bruise... Took 3 days for me to get it checked cos it didn't swell or bruise!

Today I got attacked by a lift door, walked into the desk at work, kicked something so hard that I think I've broken my toe, and got stabbed in the arm with a pen... Not a bruise in sight... But it all hurts like hell!

Anyone else as clumsy as me?

And does anyone else get invisible bruises?!

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Are you related to frank spencer

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

I am just as clumsy unfortunately i bruise like a bitch and takes ages to disappear, i went over my ankle and got blood under the skin foot went black down one side!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am just as clumsy unfortunately i bruise like a bitch and takes ages to disappear, i went over my ankle and got blood under the skin foot went black down one side!!!

Ouch!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"My bruises don't show up, so everyone thinks I'm a wuss. I broke my wrist and it didn't bruise... Took 3 days for me to get it checked cos it didn't swell or bruise!

Anyone else as clumsy as me?

And does anyone else get invisible bruises?! "

Can i rub it better for you? I promise the invisible man will be there

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Is your middle name " Lucky"

wow ya not safe ta be out woman! lol .... I dont bruise easy ... But when/ if i do it is a multi coloured delight.... Sometimes bruises are deep inside ( and hurt more) n take a while ta come out... Where as others just need a slight knock and they black n blue.... Hope ya day got better?

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Was gonna post something similar . . . .

I am the opposite and bruise at the merest touch!

I've yellow bruises on my breasts. Is that them fading away?

Any suggestions to speed their disappearance up? Am going on holiday on Friday and would rather not have them on show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arnica gel.

I bruise easily.

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Arnica gel. I'll have to Google that one. Is it something that's widely available?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

When I have a dark tan my bruises don't show for weeks. I remember damaging my wrist in work as I trapped it, the bruises showed up 2 weeks later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arnica gel. I'll have to Google that one. Is it something that's widely available?"

Available from health food shops

Also can get tablets. It brings out the bruises x

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

i too bruise very easy only have to walk into something and i bruise ,blue/purple

to start then yellow/green can stay for 2 weeks even get covered in bruises and i not know where they are from ,have been asked on many occasions if i was beaten up ,lavender oil is good for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg,one of my bruises has shown up! Its purple!! Thats the one where I got attacked by the lift door!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How do you give a Jamaican a black eye?

*courtesy of the 70's joke department*

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I'm very clumsy, but I do bruise. When I was little I wasn't allowed to run. As my mum put it I would trip over a matchstick lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very clumsy, but I do bruise. When I was little I wasn't allowed to run. As my mum put it I would trip over a matchstick lol."

Lol. My Mum always made me wear trousers to provide some protection for my knees. Always the tomboy, climbing and falling over constantly. She'd say I would trip over a pattern in the carpet lol.

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

A doctor once called me a 'baby' when I squealed as she took the needle out of my arm when she took some blood. Later on, I had a lovely bruise that travelled the vein up my arm. I made sure I went back to show her, only to be told, 'you must bruise easily.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Seriously though, bruises are an indication that the body is repairing itself, some take longer to manifest themselves than others. I have had a Rainbow Eye after a fight in the early 80's, took a few days to shine through though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty clumsy too but I also bruise really easily so it shows! Always look like a little kid who's fallen off a bike or something, with bruises and scraped knees.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Always look like a little kid who's fallen off a bike or something, with bruises and scraped knees."

Visit stabilisersrus.com

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Well if you either bruise too easily or not at all, ask the doctor to ref you on for INR testing and see what those levels are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you related to frank spencer

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i suffer with vertigo intermittently and get clumsy - i get bruises all over arms legs ribs - look like ive actually had some real good rough sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bruise like a peach. I also pole dance which causes me bruises everywhere. So much so that when I went to get my body MOT at clinic I had to say that i do pole dancing, he's not been throwing me about or beating me up.

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