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Buying sex toys from China

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Be aware....

I had a present bought for me and missed the postman. Went to pick it up and no wonder the postie was smirking!

The items are listed on the label with your name and address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha!!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Wouldn't be so bad if it was written in Chinese alphabet. Unless of course your postman is Chinese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't be so bad if it was written in Chinese alphabet. Unless of course your postman is Chinese"

Most of the label is Chinese except for my name address and items in the parcel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha love it. That'll teach you for being, such a Trollope.

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

And how descriptive is the list of items?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And how descriptive is the list of items?!"

Massage Vibrator and its weight 0.4

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

What were the items?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha love it. That'll teach you for being, such a Trollope. "

Ha ha shush you

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

They have to be listed for customs

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thats quite descriptive!

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven


"They have to be listed for customs"

Sure toy is sufficient

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What were the items? "

A massager for my sore neck

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven


"What were the items?

A massager for my sore neck "

I'm sure the postie thinks the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen the list.. The things I get sent! .. Oh the bribes that could take place!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen the list.. The things I get sent! .. Oh the bribes that could take place! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never get sex toys from china. if they are anything like the fireworks they make. they could blow up in your hand, or wherever you keep them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have to be listed for customs"
Thank god you did'nt send off for an anal intruder!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would never get sex toys from china. if they are anything like the fireworks they make. they could blow up in your hand, or wherever you keep them!"

You would be surprised at the amount of things that are imported from China

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely hilarious.....just spat my drink everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have to be listed for customs Thank god you did'nt send off for an anal intruder!!!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine if the Tesco Self checkout did that shit. lol

Some poor bastard - BEEP :: Extra SMALL Condoms! ::

BEEP :: HEMAROID cream! ::

I can imagine. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely hilarious.....just spat my drink everywhere "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine if the Tesco Self checkout did that shit. lol

Some poor bastard - BEEP :: Extra SMALL Condoms! ::

BEEP :: HEMAROID cream! ::

I can imagine. lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have to be listed for customs Thank god you did'nt send off for an anal intruder!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would never get sex toys from china. if they are anything like the fireworks they make. they could blow up in your hand, or wherever you keep them!

You would be surprised at the amount of things that are imported from China "

Get them delivered to work. that WOULD be embarrassing. happened to a lad i know who had ordered some 'specialist' clothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt "Dong" a Chinese surname ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only problem with a chinese dildo is that you'll want another one 20 minutes later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only problem with a chinese dildo is that you'll want another one 20 minutes later "

LOL.

"Yeah I'll take a 69 with extra prawn balls".

xD

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