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By *K Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Weston super Mare

Hi is there some kind of sign or something that you could spot swingers, I'm going to a party with 80 people going the odds are that theres got to be some one who is a swinger? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try a name badge with your username and fabswingers on it.

Alternatively you could try the usual chat up technique you would use in a club or wherever. If looking to meet couples the general clue is if when talking golf to the husband the wife kneels between you and attempts to suck both cocks at the same time they may be swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw the odds are not that good, us forumites once worked it out on town population v fab members it is well under 1% so with you there it is statistically improbable with 300 people there may be two swingers and chances are very high they are both male looking for females

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hi is there some kind of sign or something that you could spot swingers, I'm going to a party with 80 people going the odds are that theres got to be some one who is a swinger? lol "

If I were attending a non swinging event I wouldn't be looking for other swingers: time and place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi is there some kind of sign or something that you could spot swingers, I'm going to a party with 80 people going the odds are that theres got to be some one who is a swinger? lol "

The exact opposite that the majority of swingers want. A Big advert shouting out to the rest of the world what they get up to behind closed doors.

Clearly you need to find a copy of the Oxford English dictionary and look up the word 'Discreet'.

Or were you thinking more along the lines of a secret handshake like the Masons?

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"Btw the odds are not that good, us forumites once worked it out on town population v fab members it is well under 1% so with you there it is statistically improbable with 300 people there may be two swingers and chances are very high they are both male looking for females "

so with that rather strange calculation, did you take into account that theres a hell of a lot of swingers out there that dont use the forums or fabswingers.

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By *K Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Weston super Mare

like the fab tag idea would be a whole easier


"You could try a name badge with your username and fabswingers on it.

Alternatively you could try the usual chat up technique you would use in a club or wherever. If looking to meet couples the general clue is if when talking golf to the husband the wife kneels between you and attempts to suck both cocks at the same time they may be swingers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where there's alcohol there will probably be people wanting sex

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I just wink and nod knowingly at people. If they wink and nod knowingly back I pretty much know they are swingers and we must commence with the hard fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that congregate near the garden shed are the ones who have a preference for gangbangs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wink and nod knowingly at people. If they wink and nod knowingly back I pretty much know they are swingers and we must commence with the hard fucking."

Lmao!!

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By *eithoWoman
over a year ago

Chatham

Could be swingers who don't swing yet! You could go on a recruitment drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so with that rather strange calculation, did you take into account that theres a hell of a lot of swingers out there that dont use the forums or fabswingers."

NO of course not it was a slow day not a university project... we guestimated the number of adults in a town and saw how many on fabswingers were within 20 miles of us. a few of us did the sums and it kind of worked out proportionally the same'ish at about somewhere less than 1%'ish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just keep telling people you're curious repeatedly and the fab guys there will do you in the gents or have a group bitch fest about lack of unicorns.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger. "

all that happened when I did that just now was I got chucked off the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are wearing black shoes try are swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger.

all that happened when I did that just now was I got chucked off the bus "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger.

all that happened when I did that just now was I got chucked off the bus "

See it works... that is the bus equivalent of delete and block

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Fingers all together, thumb tip resting on finger tips to make an 'O' shape. Then move hand side to side while staring intently at the person you suspect is a swinger.

all that happened when I did that just now was I got chucked off the bus

See it works... that is the bus equivalent of delete and block "

ooo good, can I start a thread now complaining that they have no manners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they are wearing black shoes try are swingers "

Are you sure, I thought that if they had a shoe on the left foot they were definitely swingers, with colour denoting the sexual preferences, but if thy also had a shoe on the right foot then they may not be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry a pampas grass around with you

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"so with that rather strange calculation, did you take into account that theres a hell of a lot of swingers out there that dont use the forums or fabswingers.

NO of course not it was a slow day not a university project... we guestimated the number of adults in a town and saw how many on fabswingers were within 20 miles of us. a few of us did the sums and it kind of worked out proportionally the same'ish at about somewhere less than 1%'ish. "

so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol "

Why not, it was calculated whilst mostly sober, and verified by multiple forum users from multiple towns (data sources) try it yourself, on Sunderland see how much different your calculations come out.

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol

Why not, it was calculated whilst mostly sober, and verified by multiple forum users from multiple towns (data sources) try it yourself, on Sunderland see how much different your calculations come out."

because surely you cant go trying to state figures about how many swingers could be in a group of say 500 random people from one place using only some roughly gathered estimations from 1 website, and claiming it to be fact, on the other hand if you go about doing things like that you could certainly get a job in government lol.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol

Why not, it was calculated whilst mostly sober, and verified by multiple forum users from multiple towns (data sources) try it yourself, on Sunderland see how much different your calculations come out."

Because you didn't write "FACT!!!" with it.

Amateur!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not sure why you would want to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr focker did once trot to the local tescos, during a large social, still wearing his name badge. Boy did they titter in that shop. so did we when he arrived back... Rather flustered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so you shouldnt really go quoting it as any sort of fact then lol

Why not, it was calculated whilst mostly sober, and verified by multiple forum users from multiple towns (data sources) try it yourself, on Sunderland see how much different your calculations come out."

Hmmm 'mostly sober'.... But did you use a clipboard? If you didn't it's clearly not statistically significant to one decimal point'ish.

(Shakes head and wanders off muttering...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr focker did once trot to the local tescos, during a large social, still wearing his name badge. Boy did they titter in that shop. so did we when he arrived back... Rather flustered. "

Was he wearing the dress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm 'mostly sober'.... But did you use a clipboard? If you didn't it's clearly not statistically significant to one decimal point'ish.

(Shakes head and wanders off muttering...) "

Well obviously clipboards are required before inventing any statistics of any sort. Who in their right mind would trust statistics that didn't appear on a clipboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm 'mostly sober'.... But did you use a clipboard? If you didn't it's clearly not statistically significant to one decimal point'ish.

(Shakes head and wanders off muttering...)

Well obviously clipboards are required before inventing any statistics of any sort. Who in their right mind would trust statistics that didn't appear on a clipboard "

Inventing?!?!

*faints*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inventing?!?!

*faints*

"

About time to, rushes round to loosen clothing

Talking of clothing, my clipboard tells me that 99.9999% of car crashes happen when people are wearing clothing, isn't it about time they banned the dangerous practice of driving dressed?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

If it's a party,they're usually all swingers,aren't they.

Any party I go to,I've got to take an ugly mate,just to help get the birds off my knob.

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