FabSwingers.com forum: We're all going to die!!!! (Warning: Contains science)

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

According to Stephen Hawkins, the "god particle" could destroy the whole universe.......

"The Higgs potential has the worrisome feature that it might become metastable at energies above 100bn gigaelectronvolts (GeV).

This could mean that the universe could undergo catastrophic vacuum decay, with a bubble of the true vacuum expanding at the speed of light. This could happen at any time and we wouldn't see it coming."

But in case anyone's worried that Prof Hawking's ideas that a total universal destruction is imminent, he does have a jokey addition to his pronouncement: "A particle accelerator that reaches 100bn GeV would be larger than Earth, and is unlikely to be funded in the present economic climate."

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?"

I would

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?"

Yes, and you can blame the Prof

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would "

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"According to Stephen Hawkins, the "god particle" could destroy the whole universe.......

"The Higgs potential has the worrisome feature that it might become metastable at energies above 100bn gigaelectronvolts (GeV).

Oh well I will be dead, or at least well brain fucked by then by then!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

Yes, and you can blame the Prof

I don't think an aero is something that needs blame apportioned being as it is a thing of beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eat that Aero just in case. Steve also believes in Aliens, what if they have advanced technology and are just about to flick the switch on that accelerator right now..! Just eat it, and buy a second if you have time!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

Yes, and you can blame the Prof

I don't think an aero is something that needs blame apportioned being as it is a thing of beauty

No but it's a good excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better get all of my affairs in order before April 2015. Thanks for the head's up.

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

Direct quote here.....

Arent we supposed to put a paper bag over our heads or put our heads between our legs or something if the worlds about to end........

Anybody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell chilly I actually understood that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it I'm getting out the hazelnut ice cream

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'd eat that Aero just in case. Steve also believes in Aliens, what if they have advanced technology and are just about to flick the switch on that accelerator right now..! Just eat it, and buy a second if you have time!"

Oh my God! It isn't cold enough yet and as anybody knows it has to be the right temperature...I'm doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.

Some just have longer than others.

He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

Yes, and you can blame the Prof

I don't think an aero is something that needs blame apportioned being as it is a thing of beauty

No but it's a good excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.

Some just have longer than others.

He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up. "

so what does that mean in terms of aero consumption? I should eat one each evening, just in case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.

Some just have longer than others.

He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up. "

Do we disappear up our own black hole?

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh my God! It isn't cold enough yet and as anybody knows it has to be the right temperature...I'm doomed

Liquid hydrogen?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*sends "Fancy a fuck" messages to everyone on site.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.

Some just have longer than others.

He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up.

so what does that mean in terms of aero consumption? I should eat one each evening, just in case?"

See the fat thread for the answer to that question

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh my God! It isn't cold enough yet and as anybody knows it has to be the right temperature...I'm doomed

Liquid hydrogen?"

Good idea, do they stock that in the all night garage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case "

They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.

Some just have longer than others.

He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up.

so what does that mean in terms of aero consumption? I should eat one each evening, just in case?

See the fat thread for the answer to that question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case "

Aren't there one or two dead people ahem work at ASDA. So it seems at times.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case

They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!"

Utter bastards! I'm going to boycott them just as soon as I've paid for this trolley load of giant aeros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

You wouldn't wake up

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

You wouldn't wake up

I darn well do some mornings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Hawkins or not, we're all gonna die.

Some just have longer than others.

He could also have said that if the Big Bang wasn't big enough and the Universe stops expanding, it is likely to start reducing again and you know where that'll end up.

Do we disappear up our own black hole?

Our sun will eventually be a black hole. But we would be long gone by then. We'll collide with Andromeda first before that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger, I might take up smoking again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case

They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!

Utter bastards! I'm going to boycott them just as soon as I've paid for this trolley load of giant aeros "

There will be a lot of disappointed women in Asda tomorrow looking for Aeros

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case

They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!

Utter bastards! I'm going to boycott them just as soon as I've paid for this trolley load of giant aeros

There will be a lot of disappointed women in Asda tomorrow looking for Aeros "

I don't care. let them go to Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well.

*shrugs*

FOR SCIENCE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they minty aeros?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They probably should have called it the Apocalypse Particle, dont you think?

You know, with most scientists not believing in god, that's why the warnings of playing god with science are always dismissed?!

They just dont seem to see the relevance of god being associated with reality itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I'll finally get a sympathy shag if we're all going to die...!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Are they minty aeros? "

Minty aeros, did you say MINTY aeros? I should jolly well think not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell chilly I actually understood that"

Easy to understand but still equally a load of bollocks!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

we will all die we just don't know when!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they minty aeros?

Minty aeros, did you say MINTY aeros? I should jolly well think not!

Good that means there will be some left for me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Are they minty aeros?

Minty aeros, did you say MINTY aeros? I should jolly well think not!

Good that means there will be some left for me

Good! And we'll leave the travesty that is orange aero to the stragglers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I'll finally get a sympathy shag if we're all going to die...!!!

May as well as i'm gonna die too.

No one will know.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Would it sting a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it sting a bit?

Nope a perfect vacuum will just suck you right off...

If I have understood the OP correctly, I think it's the extended surface area of the aero construction that is creating a particle accelerator that will reach a static frequency, so if you eat the aero and we are still alive in the morning then you will have single handedly saved the universe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon we should all get together for a big bang!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Would it sting a bit?

Nope a perfect vacuum will just suck you right off...

My purpose in life has finally been revealed!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Prof Stephen Hawkins worked on a mathematical equation that predicted England would reach the quarter finals of the world cup in Brazil, we did'nt get out the group, lol. Does'nt matter how clever a scientist you are, never try to predict football results.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i agrre with tsu nami about having a big bang ... we all have to bring aeros to identify each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so should I eat all of my large Aero tonight just in case?

I would

Well if I wake up still alive I can always buy another one

What if you wake up dead?

Don't Banana! They wont serve dead people in Asda, I'd better stock pile in case

They don't have a discount for zombies?? That's zombieist!

Utter bastards! I'm going to boycott them just as soon as I've paid for this trolley load of giant aeros

There will be a lot of disappointed women in Asda tomorrow looking for Aeros "

And men. And couples. And tv's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon we should all get together for a big bang!

Will there be aero's?

Will they be frozen?

Oh hell I'm in anyhow

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Will it hurt ? It sounds painfull...i best go get d*unk.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Direct quote here.....

Arent we supposed to put a paper bag over our heads or put our heads between our legs or something if the worlds about to end........

Anybody?

H2G2...!!! Excellent...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Higgs Boson related to Seaman Stains?

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