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reeeealllllyyy dirty!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

guys what your definition of the dirtiest thing a woman can do but still pleases you?

i dont mean manky dirty just sexually dirty!! x

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton


"guys what your definition of the dirtiest thing a woman can do but still pleases you?

i dont mean manky dirty just sexually dirty!! x"

this should be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you already have fullfilled mine hunni

WATP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you already have fullfilled mine hunni

WATP"

lol!!!!!!!!!

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

Ask me to fuck her arse, rather than me asking for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly mznwty questions like that on a religious site forum will not be tolerated xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Honestly mznwty questions like that on a religious site forum will not be tolerated xx "

Awwww I was looking forward to reading the replies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too, I was hoping to learn something !!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hopefully something that I didn't know I was going to like until she did it.

A bit of a cop-out answer, I know.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/07/10 20:06:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching her having a sneaky wank - unawares... not technically answering the question but dirty nonetheless hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so tempted to answer this, but I'm mindful it's tea time!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm so tempted to answer this, but I'm mindful it's tea time! "

teatimes over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Providing enemas or douches had been used for maximum cleanliness (coz I'm not into 'mess') I would love to cum inside a girl's arse, and then have it sucked off my cock by another girl until I'm hard enough to repeat the process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well before the 9pm watershed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this not a bit similar to the 'what's kinky to one person is normal to another'?

What's dirty to one, even reeeeeealy dirty, could be quite normal to another?

Ok, I know, I'm evading the question!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i am waiting on answers as well with a notebook ready....... purely for educational research of course....

p.s my pm is that way.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guys what your definition of the dirtiest thing a woman can do but still pleases you?

i dont mean manky dirty just sexually dirty!! x"

It was a big surprise when my nice sensible 40-something married mum friend spat my load back in my face and then proceded to slowly lick and kiss it all off again. I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love it if Siren allowed me to insert a pony tail butt plug in her ass, put some reins on her head and then lead her into a room full of waiting men to be mounted by all of them.

She said no though. Bugger.

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

england footy sex,

lots of diving in the box area, some dribbling, but never score

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I thought this was going to be a good thread to take notes on, but you are all too chicken to say anything, come on guys, give us some clues

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I thought this was going to be a good thread to take notes on, but you are all too chicken to say anything, come on guys, give us some clues "

probably because sometimes even us guys know when to leave the "ticking time bomb" well alone.....

I am so pleading the 5th on this one!!!!

now if the question was the other way round I wonder how many women would answer it.....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lol I am guessing you could be right Fabio, the timebomb bit plus would the women answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love it if Siren allowed me to insert a pony tail butt plug in her ass, put some reins on her head and then lead her into a room full of waiting men to be mounted by all of them.

She said no though. Bugger. "

bet she sed neigh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a fantasy about securing a naked woman to the lawn using croquet hoops at her wrists, elbows, upper arms, ankles, knees and upper thighs in a star shape. Then me and a dozen or so of my buddies have a BBQ/beer afternoon and she's there to be taken whenever one of us feels like it. Hmm, I'm horny just typing that out lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I nicked your idea NW and posted this on another forum, and there are more brave men answering than here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nicked your idea NW and posted this on another forum, and there are more brave men answering than here "

Not many post on these forums hence the small amount of replies.

How many members are on this site, 7.5-10k approx at a guess and i would say only about 75 post in the forums regularly.

I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love it if Siren allowed me to insert a pony tail butt plug in her ass, put some reins on her head and then lead her into a room full of waiting men to be mounted by all of them.

She said no though. Bugger. "

Or not bugger might be more accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also have a fantasy about securing a naked woman to the lawn using croquet hoops at her wrists, elbows, upper arms, ankles, knees and upper thighs in a star shape. Then me and a dozen or so of my buddies have a BBQ/beer afternoon and she's there to be taken whenever one of us feels like it. Hmm, I'm horny just typing that out lol "

count me in if i get a banger or two off the barbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also have a fantasy about securing a naked woman to the lawn using croquet hoops at her wrists, elbows, upper arms, ankles, knees and upper thighs in a star shape. Then me and a dozen or so of my buddies have a BBQ/beer afternoon and she's there to be taken whenever one of us feels like it. Hmm, I'm horny just typing that out lol

count me in if i get a banger or two off the barbie"

I'll be busy cookin' but I'll see if I can slip you in at some point in the proceedings!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I nicked your idea NW and posted this on another forum, and there are more brave men answering than here

Not many post on these forums hence the small amount of replies.

How many members are on this site, 7.5-10k approx at a guess and i would say only about 75 post in the forums regularly.

I'm bored

"

So I see

The other site is smaller, but there are lots of answers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I like *********'s fantasy about six *****, but it's not for me to post it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dirtiest thing a woman can do is live out her desires with honesty and no regrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double anal with a lady who has asked for it and enjoys it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have one I'd love to do but it might be hard to achieve.

If anyone can remember the TV show Robot Wars I'd love to have various buxom ladies spreadeagled over targets securely tied down and with their arse and pussies fully displayed.

The robots would be fitted with a large array of sex toys like vibrators. I would then drive the robots (Matilda, Dead Metal, Shunt and Sgt Bash) around pleasuring the ladies with these toys and when they came a buzzer would go off and a puff of smoke.

I may need to get out more...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i have to refer any answers i give thru my lawyer.... lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"guys what your definition of the dirtiest thing a woman can do but still pleases you?

i dont mean manky dirty just sexually dirty!! x"

Is it dirty or depraved we are looking at? Or just a little extreme or unusual?

I would say unusual wise would be doing the deed in a church pulpit

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"I did have one I'd love to do but it might be hard to achieve.

If anyone can remember the TV show Robot Wars I'd love to have various buxom ladies spreadeagled over targets securely tied down and with their arse and pussies fully displayed.

The robots would be fitted with a large array of sex toys like vibrators. I would then drive the robots (Matilda, Dead Metal, Shunt and Sgt Bash) around pleasuring the ladies with these toys and when they came a buzzer would go off and a puff of smoke.

I may need to get out more... "

or get a bigger shed to build all the robots in... but remember Asmimov's 3 laws..

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. sci fi nerd....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I like it!!

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By *entboy5Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

I read a profile of a woman on another website, she collects all of the cum of all the people she meets and then puts it in the freezer. When she has enough she defrosts it and heats it up in the microwave and then covers herself in it. Make of that what you will

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Ask me to fuck her arse, rather than me asking for it. "

i didnt know that was a dirty thing to do

is it dirty if u ask a stranger in a club to do it then?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"is it dirty if u ask a stranger in a club to do it then?"

Depends on the club...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well that was interestin ya shower of cop outs loL!!!!

wishy i knew you were posh!! croquet!! and i dont think you mean they wee crunchie things wi potatoe in the middle!!!

few interesting answers i must say! x

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