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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

One of our comrades is hurt.

Chipahoy has broken his collarbone so this thread is to give him something to make him laugh as he sits in A&E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmm chips yes please

Must admit no idea who he is though sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmm chips yes please

Must admit no idea who he is though sorry. "

swinging from the chandelier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! Was it a kinky sex game gone wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmm chips yes please

Must admit no idea who he is though sorry.

swinging from the chandelier? "

By the sound of it he pulled it off the ceiling!!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Oh hope he has a speedy recovery! Just had a phone call from friends of ours, her husband has bee airlifted from a rig. Got a spanner in his eye! Yikes

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mmmmmmmm chips yes please

Must admit no idea who he is though sorry.

swinging from the chandelier? "

Swinging from the chandelier is an entirely different member of Fab.

All I know is he did is abroad.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh hope he has a speedy recovery! Just had a phone call from friends of ours, her husband has bee airlifted from a rig. Got a spanner in his eye! Yikes "

Blimey! That's much worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickety you don't have time for this strictly is almost on ha ha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As stated in the mans handbook of everyday rules, the correct response from one man to another to such a incident, is show sympathy in the following manner........you fuckwit!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I have a packet of 'Chipahoys' in the cupboard.

I shall try my best not to break any!

*get well soon!!

A

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lickety you don't have time for this strictly is almost on ha ha!!!! "

I know and I have to go across the road for dinner too.

He's a lovely man though. He even irons his clothes on holiday (see profile) and now he's sitting broken in A&E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake it off, dude. It's just a collarbone.

Hopefully you feel better soon.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As stated in the mans handbook of everyday rules, the correct response from one man to another to such a incident, is show sympathy in the following manner........you fuckwit! "

I suspect inkerhol may have been involved but that might just me being mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did nosey his profile was rather good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't laugh to hard chips.....hurts like hell with broken collarbone.....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like the chap, he's got a good sense of mirth. However, I'm more interested in whether there is a kid with a saucepan stuck on his head in A&E with him. There always is in the beano.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MEDIC!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like the chap, he's got a good sense of mirth. However, I'm more interested in whether there is a kid with a saucepan stuck on his head in A&E with him. There always is in the beano. "

Would a Minxie with a pressure cooker do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As stated in the mans handbook of everyday rules, the correct response from one man to another to such a incident, is show sympathy in the following manner........you fuckwit!

I suspect inkerhol may have been involved but that might just me being mean.

"

At least if he was d*unk he can start an anecdote with "this one time at beer camp......"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like the chap, he's got a good sense of mirth. However, I'm more interested in whether there is a kid with a saucepan stuck on his head in A&E with him. There always is in the beano. "

Nah, that'll be Minxie

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race....

I was flying, i was leading. Then disaster struck as did my shoulder and head upon the cobbles.

I would say there is a lesson to be learned here but i suspect i will encounter booze influenced feats of glorious sporting failure again.

Thanks to the well wishers - any tips on how to become left handed for 6-8 weeks??

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race....

I was flying, i was leading. Then disaster struck as did my shoulder and head upon the cobbles.

I would say there is a lesson to be learned here but i suspect i will encounter booze influenced feats of glorious sporting failure again.

Thanks to the well wishers - any tips on how to become left handed for 6-8 weeks?? "

How your head? Mr W will enjoy the change.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I like the chap, he's got a good sense of mirth. However, I'm more interested in whether there is a kid with a saucepan stuck on his head in A&E with him. There always is in the beano.

Would a Minxie with a pressure cooker do?

"

Handsomely.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Ouch that gotta hurt. Speedy recovery chipahoy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race...."

Is Sumo an olympic event?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod! "

It might all be a ploy to get people round to tend to his, erm, needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race....

I was flying, i was leading. Then disaster struck as did my shoulder and head upon the cobbles.

I would say there is a lesson to be learned here but i suspect i will encounter booze influenced feats of glorious sporting failure again.

Thanks to the well wishers - any tips on how to become left handed for 6-8 weeks?? "

I love d*unken mad ideas....I don't know how ive managed to reach the age I have relatively unscathed

I hope you feel better soon

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!

It might all be a ploy to get people round to tend to his, erm, needs.

"

Shake his cock after having a piss, you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was strong Belgian beer, two Olympic athletes, a cobbled street, a challenge, a foot race....

I was flying, i was leading. Then disaster struck as did my shoulder and head upon the cobbles.

I would say there is a lesson to be learned here but i suspect i will encounter booze influenced feats of glorious sporting failure again.

Thanks to the well wishers - any tips on how to become left handed for 6-8 weeks?? "

Shame you are not more local to me. I'm rather good at ironing

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!

It might all be a ploy to get people round to tend to his, erm, needs.

Shake his cock after having a piss, you mean? "

I was thinking more of cutting up his food.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod! "

That is exactly what it means I'm afraid. Just insult to injury....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!

That is exactly what it means I'm afraid. Just insult to injury...."

I'm sure there must be some sort of aid you can buy on LH. Or, were you looking for us to insult you?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"I'm sure there must be some sort of aid you can buy on LH. Or, were you looking for us to insult you?"

No insults required or desired thank you.

I'll employ a different kind of LH - Left Hand

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

We know where there is a very good nurse

Just think you will have a left arm like Popeye before you know it!

Get well soon big bwave soldier xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Does a broken shoulder mean no wanking? If so....poor sod. If not....silly sod!

That is exactly what it means I'm afraid. Just insult to injury...."

Use your left hand - it will feel like someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can rebuild him, we have the technology

Hope you feel better soon

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We know where there is a very good nurse

Just think you will have a left arm like Popeye before you know it!

Get well soon big bwave soldier xx"

We need to set up a care scheme for him.

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Maybe we should get dressed up as doctors n nurses and go visit him

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

Get well soon Chipahoy and back into merry mischief.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay


"We need to set up a care scheme for him. "

Ooh we do...a 'boobs on wheels' service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.

you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.

you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x"

I like your style - fight fire with fire. Radical medicinal practice! I'm rather excited about some if the suggestions I've seen rolling in. I should kamikaze myself more often!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.

you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x

I like your style - fight fire with fire. Radical medicinal practice! I'm rather excited about some if the suggestions I've seen rolling in. I should kamikaze myself more often!"

If you get too excited we may have to get you a rubbing pole (will a cat scratch one do?).

Boobs on wheels will sort out a care package for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.

you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x

I like your style - fight fire with fire. Radical medicinal practice! I'm rather excited about some if the suggestions I've seen rolling in. I should kamikaze myself more often!

If you get too excited we may have to get you a rubbing pole (will a cat scratch one do?).

Boobs on wheels will sort out a care package for you.

"

'boobs on wheels', it's catchy ~ I like

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"awww poor you, painful breaking a collarbone.

you're not a million miles from me, I'll popover & buy you a beer.....oh wait that's what got you into this predicament in the 1st place.. x

I like your style - fight fire with fire. Radical medicinal practice! I'm rather excited about some if the suggestions I've seen rolling in. I should kamikaze myself more often!

If you get too excited we may have to get you a rubbing pole (will a cat scratch one do?).

Boobs on wheels will sort out a care package for you.

'boobs on wheels', it's catchy ~ I like "

I don't want to catch my boob on a wheel - that would hurt.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My ability to make anyone laugh is absent.

Get well soon Chipsahoy."

You and me on a bouncy castle would do it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My ability to make anyone laugh is absent.

Get well soon Chipahoy.

6-8 weeks... no FFFF for you then.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My ability to make anyone laugh is absent.

Get well soon Chipahoy.

6-8 weeks... no FFFF for you then."

Damn! I hadn't thought of that. I'll have to put my thinking cap on. I'm coming straight from work... scratchy head emoticon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just set a photo as our avatar that should make him grin.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We just set a photo as our avatar that should make him grin. "

Leave it up until our morning over here. It made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll leave it up for a couple of days. That way he'll be sure to have a chance to look at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of our comrades is hurt.

Chipahoy has broken his collarbone so this thread is to give him something to make him laugh as he sits in A&E.

"

Has he been sorted yet?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"We'll leave it up for a couple of days. That way he'll be sure to have a chance to look at it. "

Excellent work, thank you!! Transatlantic cheerer-uppers, most impressive effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll leave it up for a couple of days. That way he'll be sure to have a chance to look at it.

Excellent work, thank you!! Transatlantic cheerer-uppers, most impressive effort"

You're Quite Welcome.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know Chipahoy is doing competitive getting better but now he's planning to have beer again!

If there are any cobbled streets in Peterborough could someone please go out and put some bubble-wrap down?

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get better soon!! Hope your doing ok!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I can pop over on a weekend and ummmm cut up your food and help with any other 2 handed tasks

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

South East London

Cor blimey, I will be willing to 'help' too.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

You do realise that with all this sympathy from gorgeous girls our Chip is going to have the longest, failing to heal collarbone in medical history!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know Chipahoy is doing competitive getting better but now he's planning to have beer again!

If there are any cobbled streets in Peterborough could someone please go out and put some bubble-wrap down?

Thanks.

"

He should be fine. Just ask him to stay away from the cathedral area lots of steps. I'm only 10 mins away if he suffers and needs company at a& e

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He's promised me he won't be racing anyone.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"He's promised me he won't be racing anyone.

"

That wasn't a promise, just a notion. I'll be back.

I'd like to thank the city of Peterborough and its lovely folk for putting on a largely flat and cobble free track.

I hope other UK cities take note and prepare their streets for racing in an equally impressive fashion

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"He's promised me he won't be racing anyone.

That wasn't a promise, just a notion. I'll be back.

I'd like to thank the city of Peterborough and its lovely folk for putting on a largely flat and cobble free track.

I hope other UK cities take note and prepare their streets for racing in an equally impressive fashion

"
best not come to York then or indeed my little Town,hope your feeling a bit better

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

South East London


"Maybe we should get dressed up as doctors n nurses and go visit him "

Well I could drag my old uniform out if I could find it, however I don't think I could fasten the buttons. Would that be a problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's promised me he won't be racing anyone.

That wasn't a promise, just a notion. I'll be back.

I'd like to thank the city of Peterborough and its lovely folk for putting on a largely flat and cobble free track.

I hope other UK cities take note and prepare their streets for racing in an equally impressive fashion

"

Just plenty of roadworks, as Peterborough's new look gets underway.

So, how are you enjoying your left hand?

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