FabSwingers.com forum: In your bra?

By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

Ladies - my ex kept her phone in her bra and I have heard tales of many things stored there - any confessions?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

tits normally

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"tits normally

I should have seen that coming

lol

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"tits normally

How inventive !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peanuts

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I sometimes find popcorn when I undress.

I sometimes keep emergency money there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone. It's safe there

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Boobs, phone, money, house key, not all at the same time but they do come in handy for carrying stuff x

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"peanuts

You need to be a better shot when tossing them

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

crumbs !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs

Phone sometimes

Condoms when at parties

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"Boobs

Phone sometimes

Condoms when at parties "

surprised there's any room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs

Phone sometimes

Condoms when at parties

surprised there's any room

Lol. My boons are quite squishy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd be worried about keeping phones in your bra. I'm not sure about it being safe for breast tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peanuts

You need to be a better shot when tossing them

I woke up the next day with a trail of peanuts leading from my bed to my bra...!!

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"peanuts

You need to be a better shot when tossing them

I woke up the next day with a trail of peanuts leading from my bed to my bra...!!"

Like a page from the famous five Timmy "george how will we find our way back to aunt fannies" George "lets just follow the peanut trail I laid"

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Ladies - my ex kept her phone in her bra and I have heard tales of many things stored there - any confessions?

My hand

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No room for anything else apart from boobies.

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"No room for anything else apart from boobies.

miss femme you are excused now I've seen the evidence

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Just my Boobs but occasionally I have found the odd morsel of food in there as well.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

door key, emergency money, boobers, specs looped through the front.

Never put my phone in there though.

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"door key, emergency money, boobers, specs looped through the front.

Never put my phone in there though. "

Cant be any room for your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peanuts

You need to be a better shot when tossing them

I woke up the next day with a trail of peanuts leading from my bed to my bra...!!

Like a page from the famous five Timmy "george how will we find our way back to aunt fannies" George "lets just follow the peanut trail I laid"

Hahaha.....

That reminds me of the Five Go Mad sketch.....'Oh Timmy you're so licky'

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"peanuts

You need to be a better shot when tossing them

I woke up the next day with a trail of peanuts leading from my bed to my bra...!!

Like a page from the famous five Timmy "george how will we find our way back to aunt fannies" George "lets just follow the peanut trail I laid"

Hahaha.....

That reminds me of the Five Go Mad sketch.....'Oh Timmy you're so licky'

funny how lashings and lashings of ginger beer is now associated with the famous 5 but was never mentioned

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

On the odd occasion I withdrew £200 from a cash point, always tucked in my bra cos I'd be damn sure I'd know if someone tried to pinch it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend was conducting a mammogram and a sandwich fell out of a lady's bra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont wear one - anything falls down the front of my top goes straight down

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"dont wear one - anything falls down the front of my top goes straight down

I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont wear one - anything falls down the front of my top goes straight down

I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere

have a look see what you can see lol

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"dont wear one - anything falls down the front of my top goes straight down

I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere

have a look see what you can see lol "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once put my phone in mine, but only got 10 feet out the door before I had to go back. Ruddy flexes aren't what they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the day: phone in the left side, lighter sometimes in the right side.

At the pub: phone in left side, ID and bank card in left side, bacci pouch and papers and filters and lighter (and rolling machine cos I'm a div and I can't roll) in right side!!

Night out: phone and ID/bank card in which ever side I choose.

After my fag break at work on the way back to the staff room: lighter in right side, phone in left side

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By *uttyjonn OP Man
over a year ago

SEA

"During the day: phone in the left side, lighter sometimes in the right side.

At the pub: phone in left side, ID and bank card in left side, bacci pouch and papers and filters and lighter (and rolling machine cos I'm a div and I can't roll) in right side!!

Night out: phone and ID/bank card in which ever side I choose.

After my fag break at work on the way back to the staff room: lighter in right side, phone in left side "

I'd invent a new bra if I was you and take it to the dragons - wow

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". "

Oops. Tena moment.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Oops. Tena moment.

pmsl (oops there I go again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only my boobs fit in my bra. There shouldn't be space for phones etc if wearing correct side and it's dangerous for breast tissue, even under wiring can contribute to damage of breast tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs and on the odd ocassion money if ive not got my bag or purse with me .

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

"I once put my phone in mine, but only got 10 feet out the door before I had to go back. Ruddy flexes aren't what they were.

was it just the phone or the whole call box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine carry my breasts, sometimes my car/house keys when I'm out walking, and sometimes my phone if I'm expecting a call...

Trouble is, I have such a job bothering to put clothes on that I often go bra-less..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boobs mainly but sometimes phone

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I once put my phone in mine, but only got 10 feet out the door before I had to go back. Ruddy flexes aren't what they were.

was it just the phone or the whole call box?"

Nope, I had something else in my box

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

Keys and phone if I don't want to take my handbag... My phone holds all my cards/money soo no bag required mostly haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have plenty of room in mine

Phone left, cigs and lighter in right, mp3 , doggie bags if walking the dogs

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