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By *uslaff OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester

Small things amuse small minds.

My sons posh new girlfriend has just arrived,we agreed to stay out the way and hide upstairs,they're both 25.

He's spent all day cooking her a meal,bought wine,the full hit.

I heard her knock on the door and him open it.

Using my sky phone app I stuck the gay TV network on the lounge TV,for when she walked into the candle lit room.

I heard her say "oh"

What really made me giggle, was my lads reaction,he just came to the bottom of the stairs and,knowing I'd be listening,quietly said "knob head" lol

Who else forgets who's supposed to be the kids and who's the grown ups ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your so bad but funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small things amuse small minds.

My sons posh new girlfriend has just arrived,we agreed to stay out the way and hide upstairs,they're both 25.

He's spent all day cooking her a meal,bought wine,the full hit.

I heard her knock on the door and him open it.

Using my sky phone app I stuck the gay TV network on the lounge TV,for when she walked into the candle lit room.

I heard her say "oh"

What really made me giggle, was my lads reaction,he just came to the bottom of the stairs and,knowing I'd be listening,quietly said "knob head" lol

Who else forgets who's supposed to be the kids and who's the grown ups ?

"

That is funny but a bit out of order.

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Haha love it!!!!

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By *andL-LiverpoolCouple
over a year ago

Huyton


"

That is funny but a bit out of order."

No that's just funny, obviously the son found it funny to well done that man, gives me things to think of to upset my kids with when there older! Got 10 years plus to think about it hehe

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I mightily approve

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I like your style!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

A proper dad , brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ever dad's right to revenge upon his son all the cock blocking the little git did as a child when he's grown up :p

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Hahaha I shall have to remember that one for future evil doing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm giggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it it's the sort of thing all parents should so.

I used to wait till my daughter and her bf came down to dinner and casually drop in a nice rhythm comment to him as I was passing the potatoes got a splutter every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can imagine you both upstairs stifling your laughter - i thought it was funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny and it's our duty to embarrass our kids!

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Ha ha.

I knew my ex mother in law was a snoop so bought a black on white gay DVD to go in my bedside drawer.

It did upset her catholic sensibilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny and it's our duty to embarrass our kids! "

Defo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the mr and his family when visiting each others houses start recording random things for the planner and always leaves the televisions on television x for when his dad gets up in the morning on full blast for when he turns the tele on.. we have also been caught out a few times when we went on holiday all televisons were changed to a very random channel on full blast.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Love it used to thoroughly enjoy embarrassing my stepson's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small things amuse small minds.

My sons posh new girlfriend has just arrived,we agreed to stay out the way and hide upstairs,they're both 25.

He's spent all day cooking her a meal,bought wine,the full hit.

I heard her knock on the door and him open it.

Using my sky phone app I stuck the gay TV network on the lounge TV,for when she walked into the candle lit room.

I heard her say "oh"

What really made me giggle, was my lads reaction,he just came to the bottom of the stairs and,knowing I'd be listening,quietly said "knob head" lol

Who else forgets who's supposed to be the kids and who's the grown ups ?

"

Lol, like your style ^^^^^

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By *incsforfunMan
over a year ago

Sleaford

Lol made us giggle nice one ??

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