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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

One for the single guys…

You don't have to be beautiful

to turn me on

I just need your body baby

From dusk till dawn

You don't need experience

To turn me out

You just leave it all up to me

I'm gonna show you what it's all about

You don't have to be rich

To be my girl

You don't have to be cool

To rule my world

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

You got to not talk dirty, baby

If you wanna impress me

You can't be to flirty, mama

I know how to undress me (Yeah)

I want to be your fantasy

Maybe you could be mine

You just leave it all up to me

We could have a good time

You don't have to be rich

To be my girl

You don't have 2 be cool

To rule my world

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

Women not girls rule my world

I said they rule my world

Act your age, mama (Not your shoe size)

Not your shoe size

Maybe we could do the twirl

You don't have to watch Dynasty

To have an attitude

You just leave it all up to me

My love will be your food

Yeah

You don't have to be rich

To be my girl

You don't have to be cool

To rule my world

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

Here is one that could be on a females profile

oh he treats me with respect he says he loves me all the time

he calls me fifteen times a day he likes to make sure that I'm fine

you know I've never met a man whose made me feel quite so secure

hes not like all them other boys they're all so dumb and immature

there's just one thing that's getting in the way

when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

it's not fair and I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

yes I think you're really mean

oh you're supposed to care but you never make me scream

you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok

it's really not ok

it's really not ok

oh you're supposed to care but all you do is take

all you do is take

well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed

I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head

then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me

maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bowie song for the boys

Boys keep swinging.

heaven loves ya

the clouds smile for ya

nothing stands in your way when you're a boy

clothes always fit ya

life is the pop of a cherry when you're a boy

when you're a boy

you can wear a uniform

when you're a boy

other boys check you out

you get a girl

these are your favorite things

when you're a boy

boys

boys

boys

boys keep swinging

boys always work it out

unpage the colors

unfurl the flag

love just kissed you hello when you're a boy

they'll never clone ya

you're always first on the line when you're a boy

when you're a boy

you can buy a home of your own

when you're a boy

learn to drive and everything

you get a girl

you'll get your share

when you're a boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your jokes ain´t funny and there´s

notin´ you say

That I wanna hear

The sound of the door slammin´

your ass out

Is music to my ears

If I can´t beat you then

I´m gonna beat you

To a pulp

So can the TV rays and take

my tonsil glaze

Right down your throat

You´re standin´ too close what the

fuck´s with you,

You ain´t my old lady and

you ain´t a tattoo

No need to whimper, no need to shout

This party´s over, so get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Well I puke, I stink bitch give me a drink

´Cause I´m payin´ for the room

I ain´t buying you breakfast

So keep your mouth busy and

wrap your lips

All around my attitude

Take a walk with me with your triple

double D´s

And your 40-foot do

Why you walkin´ funny you must have

spent some time

With the boys in the crew

You´re standin´ too close what the

fuck´s with you,

You ain´t my old lady and

you ain´t a tattoo

No need to whimper, no need to shout

This party´s over, so get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

The morning´s comin´ and

this is my bed

If I find you here when I wake up

The maid is gonna find me dead

You´re standin´ too close what the

fuck´s with you,

You ain´t my old lady and

you ain´t a tattoo

No need to whimper, no need to shout

This party´s over, so get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

Get the fuck out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born under a wandering star

In the second council house of Virgo

Forceply removed from the belly of my ma

And raised on milk and Pernod

So just lie back and think of England

Because I've slid down bannisters for judges and barristers, reader's wives' husbands with toothless decay

I've been GBH'd and ABH'd, for a packet of B & H

I've been taken and I've been driven away

I was fornicating before I could read or write and now I can't stop, sir

I graduated from the Universty of Life and the school of hard knocks sir

And my telephone is always ringing

And my number is triple-X directory, call 0898 treble three, talk dirty to me

Oh come on all ye unfaithful, joyful, triumphant and pathetically weak

I've been Amsterdamned, Reeperbahned, wham bam no thank you mammed

If the spirit is willing then the telephone's cheap

And if you wanna step outside love

You can step outside love with me

You can step outside with me

And if we ever meet again

Don't know where, and I don't care when

I'm gonna help you with you're sickness

like a Jehovah's Witness

you'll be born again, and again, and again

Just lie back, close your eyes and think of England

And what England's done for me

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hhhmmmm now I'm thinking Dead Kennedys and ......

Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank 16 beers

And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs

Too d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk, to fuck

I'm too d*unk, too d*unk, too d*unk

To fuck

I like your stories

I love your gun

Shooting out truck tires

Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room

Wish you were dead

You ball like the baby

In Eraserhead

Too d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk, to fuck

It's all I need right now

Too d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk, to fuck

I'm sick soft gooey and cold

Too d*unk to fuck

I'm about to drop

My head's a mess

The only salvation is

I'll never see you again

You give me head

It makes it worse

Take out your fuckin' retainer

Put it in your purse

I'm too d*unk to fuck

You're to d*unk to fuck

Too d*unk to fuck

It's all I need right now Oh baby

I'm melting like an ice cream bar

Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea

Too d*unk to fuck

Yeah, Yeah

Yeah, Yeah

Yeah, Yeah

Oooohhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you let me violate you. you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you. you let me complicate you

help me i broke apart my insides. help me i've got no soul to sell

help me the only thing that works for me. help me get away from myself

i want to fuck you like an animal

i want to feel you from the inside

i want to fuck you like an animal

my whole existence is flawed

you get me closer to god

you can have my isolation. you can have the hate that it brings

you can have my absence of faith. you can have my everything

help me you tear down my reason. help me it's your sex i can smell

help me you make me perfect. help me become somebody else

i want to fuck you like an animal

i want to feel you from the inside

i want to fuck you like an animal

my whole existence is flawed

you get me closer to god

through every forest, above the trees

within my stomach. scraped off my knees

i drink the honey inside your hive

you are the reason i stay alive

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Should of been, could of been

Would of been dead

If I didn't get the message

Goin' to my head

I am what I am

Most motherfuckers

Don't give a damn

Aw baby think you can

Be my girl, I'll be your man

Someone full of fun

Do me 'till I'm well done

Little Bo Peep

Cumin' from my stun gun

Beware take care

Most motherfuckers

Have a cold ass stare

Aw baby please be there

Suck my kiss cut me my share

Hit me you can't hurt me

suck my kiss

Kiss me please pervert me

stick with this

Is she talking dirty

Give to me sweet sacred bliss

Your mouth was made to suck my kiss

Look at me can't you see

All I really want to be

Is free from a world

That hurts me

I need relief

Do you want me girl

To be your theif

Aw baby just for you

I'd steal anything that you want me to

K-i-s-s-i-n-g

Chicka chicka dee

Do me like a banshee

Low brow is how

Swimming in the sound

Of bow wow wow

Aw baby do me now

Do me here I do allow

Hit me you can't hurt me suck my kiss

Kiss me please pervert me stick with this

Is she talking dirty

Give to me sweet sacred bliss

Your mouth was made to suck my kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strutting into town like you're slinging a gun,

just a small town dude with a big city attitude

honey are you looking for some trouble tonight?

well alright

you break the laws of love in the name of desire

take ten steps back

im ready baby aim and fire

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'll take you up to the highest heights

Let's spread our wings and fly away-ay

Surround you with love that's pure delight

Release your spirit, set you free

Come and feel my energy-y-y

Let's be as one in soul and mind

I'll fill your world with ecstacy

Touch all your dreams way down insi-i-ide

Let me be your fantasy

Let me be your fantasy, yeah-eah-eah-eah

Let me be your fantasy

Let me be your fantasy

Let me be your fantasy

Let me touch your dreams

Just spread your wings and fly away

Come take a tri-ip to my wonderland

Let's spread our wings and fly away-ay

Lotions of love flow through your hands

See vision's colours everyday

Let me feel your warm embra-a-ace

Release the colours in your mi-ind

I'll put a smile upon your face

I've got what it takes to make you mi-i-ine

Let me be your fantasy

Let me be your fantasy, yeah-eah-eah-eah

Let me be your fantasy

I'll take you higher...

Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Let me be your fantasy

Let me be your fantasy

Let me be your fantasy

Let me be your fantasy

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By *lightly temptedMan
over a year ago

coupar angus

heh describes a few women I know

It was one of those nights

When you turned out the lights

And everything comes into view

She was taking her time

I was losing my mind

There was nothing that she wouldn't do

It wasn't the first

It wasn't the last

She knew we was making love

I was so satisfied

Deep down inside

Like a hand in a velvet glove

Seems like a touch, a touch too much

Seems like a touch, a touch too much

Too much for my body, too much for my brain

This damn woman's gonna drive me insane

She's got a touch, a touch too much

She had the face of an angel

Smiling with sin

The body of Venus with arms

Dealing with danger

Stroking my skin

Like a thunder and lightening storm

It wasn't the first

It wasn't the last

It wasn't that she didn't care

She wanted it hard

And wanted it fast

She liked it done medium rare

Seems like a touch, a touch too much

Seems like a touch, a touch too much

Too much for my body, to much for my brain

This damn womans gonna drive me insane

She had a touch, a touch too much

TOUCH ME!

Oh!

Seems like a touch (touch too much)

You know it's much too much, (much too much)

I really want to feel you (touch too much)

Girl you know you're giving me (much too much)

Seems like a touch

Just a dirty little touch

I really need your touch

Cause you're much too much too much too much

Seems like a touch, a touch too much

Seems like a touch, a touch too much

Givin me a touch, a touch too much

Baby got a touch, a touch too much

Seems like a touch, a touch too much

A touch too much

A touch too much

A touch too much

Touch, come on and touch me

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been insane, put my baby on a plane with a suitcase that's alive and kicking

And your honour i confess that I've never tasted meths, or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken

I've never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam, or sold gum on the streets of Mexico

Never smuggled pot, or been murdered in my squat two stories from the top of a no go

I've never had to steal, or sell my body for a meal, cigarettes, alcohol or drugs

I've never had a tattoo or a scar that wouldn't heal

Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

I've never been on strike, or a speeding motorbike, been propositioned, beaten up, or mugged

I've got 20/20 vision but I've never seen the light

Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

And if you're looking for trouble

You came to the wrong place

I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerke, or played chicken on a railway line

I've never been a litter bug, given head, or taken drugs

Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

Crack that whip across my thigh

stick a needle in my eye

Cross my heart and hope to die

I have lived a sheltered life

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

they say the devils water

aint so sweet

you dont have to

drink right now

but you can

dip your feet.

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Fir anyone on this site who isn't what they say they are:

Don't believe me if I tell you

Not a word of this is true

Don't believe me if I tell you

Especially if I tell you I'm in love with you

Don't believe me if I tell you

That I wrote this song for you

There just might be some other silly pretty girl

I'm singing to

Don't believe a word

For words are so easily spoken

And your heart is just like that promise

Made to be broken

Don't believe a word

'Cause words can tell lies

And lies are no company

When there's tears in your eyes

Don't believe a Word

No don't believe a word,

Don't believe, don't believe me

No not a single word

Hey Don'tcha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If U're looking 4 somewhere 2 go

Girl, I'll take U 2 a movie show

We can sit in the back and I'll jack U off

I can't give U everything U want

But I can take U 2 a restaurant

And if U're not hungry, I'll jack U off

If your man ain't no good

Come on over 2 my neighborhood

We can jump in the sack and I'll jack U off

If U're tired of the masturbator

Little girl, we can go on a date, uh

And if U like, I'll jack U off

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By *lightly temptedMan
over a year ago

coupar angus

One for the doggers out there

You Wanna Ride Baby

This Is A Special Car

Two Accelerators, No Brakes

You Wanna Know About Love.

Lemme Teach Yeah

Come To Church I'm The Preacher

Jump In The Motor

Let The Kisses Cascade

I'm The Love Commando This Is A Raid

If Love Is An Art, Baby I'm Surreal

With You By My Side

Can't Keep My Hands On The Wheel

Unbuckle That Strap Jump In The Back

Let's Steam Up The Windows Of My Cadillac.

Gimme Back Seat Education

Working Up A Sweat On The Leatherette

I Said Back Seat Education

Little Girl You're The Teacher's Pet

I'm The Genius Of Love

I Got An Honours Degree

Baby You're In Luck

I'm Gonna Teach You For Free

I'll Show You Things

You Don't Learn At School

I'll Show You Baby How To Break The Rules

Blow Torch Baby Give Me Hot Job Precision

Apocalypse Lips Nuclear Kissing

Oh Baby It Ain't Solitaire

Horizontal Hold Get Your Legs In The Air

Gimme Back Seat Education

Working Up A Sweat On The Leatherette

Back Seat Education

Baby Baby Baby You're The Teacher's Pet

Yeah - Crawling From The Wreckage Baby

Back Seat Education

I Said Back Seat Education

I Said Back Seat Education

I Said Back Seat Education

Back Seat Education

Working Up A Sweat On The Leatherette

Back Seat Education

Little Girl You're The Teacher's Pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be your dominated love slave

I want to be the one that takes the pain

You can spank me when I do not behave

Smack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty

And I love feelin' cheap

And I love it when you hurt me

So drive them staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty

Put a beltsander against my skin

I want to feel pain all over my body

Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

Cause I love feelin' dirty

And I love feelin' cheap

And I love it when you hurt me

So drive them staples deep

Yee-hah!

Cause I love feelin' dirty

And I love feelin' cheap

And I love it when you hurt me

So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples?

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