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how many people have faked an orgasum

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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If you chose the right lovers you don't need to fake ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me! It's a waste of my energy!

Well not during sex anyway, I once did just to show my hubby that I could when he said "you can't do that" haha!

I had a real one pretty soon after

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Not me! It's a waste of my energy!

Well not during sex anyway, I once did just to show my hubby that I could when he said "you can't do that" haha!

I had a real one pretty soon after "

Your hubby is quick to take revenge then I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me! It's a waste of my energy!

Well not during sex anyway, I once did just to show my hubby that I could when he said "you can't do that" haha!

I had a real one pretty soon after

Your hubby is quick to take revenge then I see "

He is indeed!

Is it wrong that I think if chocolate biscuits when I see your name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never would rather say I did not have one.

You can still have good sex, orgasm or not.

Faking an orgasm, makes the whole thing fake.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads when I was younger, was told I was a better actress then Joan Collins by one ex.....but have faked one for years now. There really is no point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once. I felt bad but it's horrible not being able to come and being absolutely knackered from constant fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads when I was younger, was told I was a better actress then Joan Collins by one ex.....but have faked one for years now. There really is no point "

Haven't (stupid phone)

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Not me! It's a waste of my energy!

Well not during sex anyway, I once did just to show my hubby that I could when he said "you can't do that" haha!

I had a real one pretty soon after

Your hubby is quick to take revenge then I see

He is indeed!

Is it wrong that I think if chocolate biscuits when I see your name? "

Not at all, as long as you like chocolate biscuits that is..... people ask me on a fairly regular to be fair. Especially at clubs I get this look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

"

Would you just tell the person to stop now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me! It's a waste of my energy!

Well not during sex anyway, I once did just to show my hubby that I could when he said "you can't do that" haha!

I had a real one pretty soon after

Your hubby is quick to take revenge then I see

He is indeed!

Is it wrong that I think if chocolate biscuits when I see your name?

Not at all, as long as you like chocolate biscuits that is..... people ask me on a fairly regular to be fair. Especially at clubs I get this look "

Hahaha then you should hand them a chocolate biscuit!

Yes they're my fav...and of course I meant of not if. Tut at my finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regularly when I was married..

Never since the divorce..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nooooooooo but ... never had a mind blowing orgasm until my mid 40s - never knew any better or different - god i think the ex would be terrified of my reactions now

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

i cant fake it , mr crazy knows every time as i have give away signs that i never knew i had eg my toes curl up , i never i did that and others too

mrs crazy

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Not me! It's a waste of my energy!

Well not during sex anyway, I once did just to show my hubby that I could when he said "you can't do that" haha!

I had a real one pretty soon after

Your hubby is quick to take revenge then I see

He is indeed!

Is it wrong that I think if chocolate biscuits when I see your name?

Not at all, as long as you like chocolate biscuits that is..... people ask me on a fairly regular to be fair. Especially at clubs I get this look

Hahaha then you should hand them a chocolate biscuit!

Yes they're my fav...and of course I meant of not if. Tut at my finger."

I'll spank it for you?

I could hand them a biscuit but I mean it as the whiskey Bourbon, a party trick of mine involves taking some in my mouth and holding it there as I give oral to these fine fab women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me! It's a waste of my energy!

Well not during sex anyway, I once did just to show my hubby that I could when he said "you can't do that" haha!

I had a real one pretty soon after

Your hubby is quick to take revenge then I see

He is indeed!

Is it wrong that I think if chocolate biscuits when I see your name?

Not at all, as long as you like chocolate biscuits that is..... people ask me on a fairly regular to be fair. Especially at clubs I get this look

Hahaha then you should hand them a chocolate biscuit!

Yes they're my fav...and of course I meant of not if. Tut at my finger.

I'll spank it for you?

I could hand them a biscuit but I mean it as the whiskey Bourbon, a party trick of mine involves taking some in my mouth and holding it there as I give oral to these fine fab women "

Lol I guessed you weren't being a biscuit...

Hmm so how does that go down? Ha!

Erm...spanking my finger might hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago, following an evening of post nightclub fun with a girl i met there- we started a little morning after fun when my hangover decided to pop along and say hello- which felt like i was headbutting the wall with every move (no, i wasn't actually headbutting the wall ) Decided i needed to lie back down for a bit, so as i had a condom on i faked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

Would you just tell the person to stop now?"

I'm more confident now so I would say ~ lets swap positions or lets try this instead....

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Regularly when I was married..

Never since the divorce.. "

Haha what she said

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Not me! It's a waste of my energy!

Well not during sex anyway, I once did just to show my hubby that I could when he said "you can't do that" haha!

I had a real one pretty soon after

Your hubby is quick to take revenge then I see

He is indeed!

Is it wrong that I think if chocolate biscuits when I see your name?

Not at all, as long as you like chocolate biscuits that is..... people ask me on a fairly regular to be fair. Especially at clubs I get this look

Hahaha then you should hand them a chocolate biscuit!

Yes they're my fav...and of course I meant of not if. Tut at my finger.

I'll spank it for you?

I could hand them a biscuit but I mean it as the whiskey Bourbon, a party trick of mine involves taking some in my mouth and holding it there as I give oral to these fine fab women "

I do similar but with sparkling wine and a cock

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

Would you just tell the person to stop now?

I'm more confident now so I would say ~ lets swap positions or lets try this instead.... "

Is that down to fab that you've become expanded upon your sexual horizon and become more liberated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had to fake its more a case of stopping me once I start......with the right playmate

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Yes...

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Whats an orgasm is it a contiguous living system lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I do similar but with sparkling wine and a cock "

I imagine that it has the same tingling sensation, but it wouldn't have the added extra of the heat that the bourbon provides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

Would you just tell the person to stop now?

I'm more confident now so I would say ~ lets swap positions or lets try this instead....

Is that down to fab that you've become expanded upon your sexual horizon and become more liberated?"

No, it was down to someone I met a few years ago who lets say awakened me lol...

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

Would you just tell the person to stop now?

I'm more confident now so I would say ~ lets swap positions or lets try this instead....

Is that down to fab that you've become expanded upon your sexual horizon and become more liberated?

No, it was down to someone I met a few years ago who lets say awakened me lol..."

And the thirst won't abate.... That makes you sound abit a like a vampire lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of us have. Both with our ex's to get a rather shit session over quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

Would you just tell the person to stop now?

I'm more confident now so I would say ~ lets swap positions or lets try this instead....

Is that down to fab that you've become expanded upon your sexual horizon and become more liberated?

No, it was down to someone I met a few years ago who lets say awakened me lol...

And the thirst won't abate.... That makes you sound abit a like a vampire lol"

Vampires are sexy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

Would you just tell the person to stop now?

I'm more confident now so I would say ~ lets swap positions or lets try this instead....

Is that down to fab that you've become expanded upon your sexual horizon and become more liberated?

No, it was down to someone I met a few years ago who lets say awakened me lol...

And the thirst won't abate.... That makes you sound abit a like a vampire lol

Vampires are sexy lol "

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I can only recall faking it once as it seemed the easiest option at the time..!

Would you just tell the person to stop now?

I'm more confident now so I would say ~ lets swap positions or lets try this instead....

Is that down to fab that you've become expanded upon your sexual horizon and become more liberated?

No, it was down to someone I met a few years ago who lets say awakened me lol...

And the thirst won't abate.... That makes you sound abit a like a vampire lol

Vampires are sexy lol

"

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I just couldn't cum at all, no matter what I did I couldn't get there, I always enjoyed sex though, so I often faked as I felt sorry for the partners at that time.

Then I met a older fuck buddy who introduced me to swinging, I told him my problem, I relaxed, stop worrying and he got me there and after that first one I never looked back. And never faked again as I realised that worrying about having to fake was actually stopping me from orgasming

It can't still sometimes take me a while for the first big 'O' of a session but once I have had one I need very little for the next lots to follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm my youth I used to regularly. Mostly when I was d*unk and I knew I wouldn't be able to cum. I sort of got bored of just bashing away so I thought it would be a good way of bringing an end to the proceedings. I rarely have d*unk sex now and we've been together so long now that it's ok for me to just say "can I stop now "

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

I never thought a man could however I managed it last year

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