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WHAT ARE MY CHANCES?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of getting a really lovely massage that is local to me,without any kind of sex??? I see so many profiles saying guys are more than happy to do just that but the reality is am sure they would be disappointed if I gave nothing in return.

My meds have made me loose interest in sex and I have so much tension and stress in my body that needs to be worked on that I know realistically I have fat chance of getting what I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a chance

More importantly, give yourself a chance x

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Next time I am in Bury SE I will pop by and give you a rub down.

But do t go getting all horny under my strong hands now

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

All things are possible, but don't be surprised if instead of oil, they end up providing their own stuff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never had a massage from anyone of the opposite sex that didn't end up as sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next time I am in Bury SE I will pop by and give you a rub down.

But do t go getting all horny under my strong hands now "

Haha you look like the man for the job but am not in Bury st Edmunds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love that aswell! Can keep dreaming

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I dunno... what are the chances of you looking through the profiles, messaging guys, doing all the legwork, taking all the knockbacks and not giving up until you find what you want?

Or is this post as far as you are willing to go in terms of 'effort'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pay for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dunno... what are the chances of you looking through the profiles, messaging guys, doing all the legwork, taking all the knockbacks and not giving up until you find what you want?

Or is this post as far as you are willing to go in terms of 'effort'?"

Was just asking a simple question, wasn't expecting this sort of reply..hey ho...expect the unexpected on here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pay for it "

Have done that several times

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

You are probably better of just having a professional massage as it's quite a big ask to have a guy over to massage you and nothing else

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Next time I am in Bury SE I will pop by and give you a rub down.

But do t go getting all horny under my strong hands now

Haha you look like the man for the job but am not in Bury st Edmunds"

Just down the road though.

Genuine offer and I will let you know next time I am there.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I dunno... what are the chances of you looking through the profiles, messaging guys, doing all the legwork, taking all the knockbacks and not giving up until you find what you want?

Or is this post as far as you are willing to go in terms of 'effort'?

Was just asking a simple question, wasn't expecting this sort of reply..hey ho...expect the unexpected on here..."

What? An honest one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of getting a really lovely massage that is local to me,without any kind of sex??? I see so many profiles saying guys are more than happy to do just that but the reality is am sure they would be disappointed if I gave nothing in return.

My meds have made me loose interest in sex and I have so much tension and stress in my body that needs to be worked on that I know realistically I have fat chance of getting what I need. "

Wouldn't it be better getting a friend to do it for you. I always think its unfair expecting from a stranger but not being in the mood to recepricate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This has been offered but they are not local enough, so decided to book a professional one..as I thought it would end up this way in reality. Far less complicated too.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I will still pop over if you want me to. Never too many massages.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If it were me, I would either ask a friend or pay for a professional massage.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"This has been offered but they are not local enough, so decided to book a professional one..as I thought it would end up this way in reality. Far less complicated too."

I have had several offers of 'no strings' massage - I haven't taken anyone up on one yet, but an offer is an offer IMO, if they don't mean 'no strings' they shouldn't say it, I would feel entirely justified at keeping them to their word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men lie. I wouldn't believe anyone who said I just want to massage you, on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of getting a really lovely massage that is local to me,without any kind of sex??? I see so many profiles saying guys are more than happy to do just that but the reality is am sure they would be disappointed if I gave nothing in return.

My meds have made me loose interest in sex and I have so much tension and stress in my body that needs to be worked on that I know realistically I have fat chance of getting what I need. "

I always go for Thai massage. I'm incredible fussy myself as I am a professional swedes massage therapist. I find that the That ladies know what they are doing and have devoted their lives to it. Men may have different experiences with them, but as a woman who loves massages I can highly recommend them. Just mention before hand if you have a bad back etc or problem areas that you would like more attention to be given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men lie. I wouldn't believe anyone who said I just want to massage you, on here. "

Mmmmm I agree. There are a few massages that are in debt to me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That is the reality on a site like this and I have seen a very good female professional who sorts me out from time to time, but just thought I would see if any genuine offers came thru.

Most were too far away or gut instinct told me they were after more. But a couple of guys I have a good feeling about so will see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of getting a really lovely massage that is local to me,without any kind of sex??? I see so many profiles saying guys are more than happy to do just that but the reality is am sure they would be disappointed if I gave nothing in return.

My meds have made me loose interest in sex and I have so much tension and stress in my body that needs to be worked on that I know realistically I have fat chance of getting what I need.

I always go for Thai massage. I'm incredible fussy myself as I am a professional swedes massage therapist. I find that the That ladies know what they are doing and have devoted their lives to it. Men may have different experiences with them, but as a woman who loves massages I can highly recommend them. Just mention before hand if you have a bad back etc or problem areas that you would like more attention to be given "

I know nothing about a thai massage but have heard of them

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I had a meet once who started stripping off and got on my bed expecting a proper massage I thought it was sooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men lie. I wouldn't believe anyone who said I just want to massage you, on here.

Mmmmm I agree. There are a few massages that are in debt to me... "

I'm owed a few hours of licking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hours....oooooo that's way tooooo much

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