FabSwingers.com forum: most common message

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What is the most common thing people say in a first message to you.. Mine tend to mention cats which at least shows they've read my profile as I don't mention cats until the end

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

don't contact me again or I will call the fab police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't contact me again or I will call the fab police

Pfft. At least it's just the FAB police for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours are mostly silly "hi sexy" or "hi how are you" ffs lol

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"don't contact me again or I will call the fab police

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I have great oral skills and can breathe through my ears. Cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi x

Hi, how are you

These seem to be the standard messages I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! Fantastic pics,stunning!

Which translated into fab speak means now ive complimented you when can I fuck you?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Hi,I'm feeling horny,or a want to fuck you.

Both get deleted-no reply,I expect guys to have a couple of brain cells lol.

Only talking of some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never been with a black women, do you want to be my first,,, mmmm no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading your profile and looking at your pics, you're exactly what I'm after."

Aaaaaall the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Nice body"

"Hows you"

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

A restraining order includes electronic contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Nice body"

"Hows you""

"How's you?" winds me up the most. I read it as "how is you?" in my head every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Nice body"

"Hows you"

"How's you?" winds me up the most. I read it as "how is you?" in my head every time. "

"I'm good, how are you?"

"I'm good too"

End of convo. Seriously I'm blown away by the excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks.

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Hi how are you. Or hi did you get up to much at the weekend. So annoying!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Out of 16 currently unread messages, 9 of them start with 'how's you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm not what you're looking for but..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow! Fantastic pics,stunning!

Which translated into fab speak means now ive complimented you when can I fuck you? "

shit pics....I will fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and "hows you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow! Fantastic pics,stunning!

Which translated into fab speak means now ive complimented you when can I fuck you? "

Yeah get that a lot too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice ass can i f**k it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/09/14 22:16:45]

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can I worship your feet?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Nice pics.. Fancy a fuck.

No!

Or I'm straight but I'd like to do a TV......

Well Samsung's are great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I worship your feet?

sorry I'd be more concentrating on your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow great pics great arse

or more recently ooo love the strap-on will you fuck me with it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I worship your feet?

sorry I'd be more concentrating on your tits"
People seem more interested in my feet according to my messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm in a hotel near you tonight. Fancy some fun?"

Ummmmmmm no ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you're just what I need ,I'll have my chauffeur pick you up ,fancy a weekend in Monaco ? ...all the time, wish they'd think of something original

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Please send me a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Nice body"

"Hows you"

"How's you?" winds me up the most. I read it as "how is you?" in my head every time. "

I wouldn't say it winds me up it does switch me off though no matter how good the pictures and profile are.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing pics, where do you get your ideas from and wil you take some pics for me ...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You look great. Fancy a meet?

Normally sent from another time zone and with a profile with no pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most common message would be fancy a fuck now? or what are you into? As a bi-sexual man I feel like a woman with the stupid one line messages I get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont have common themes but last weeks....

Hmmmm straight guy quoting Wilde, interesting??

....made me piss myself

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By *im1978Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

"Wow! Fantastic pics,stunning!

Which translated into fab speak means now ive complimented you when can I fuck you? "

Oh yeah!! I'll touch his cock gingerly with my little finger - I'm bi promise!

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By *issJuWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I get "you look sexy"! Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally just one line containing atrocious grammar akin to composing it d*unk on an old nokia cellphone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fit'

..erm, okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we receive ..... wanna fuck quite often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually 'hi' or 'Cock pics'

That's about it usually. They're usually disappointed either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi' Wow way with words there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""After reading your profile and looking at your pics, you're exactly what I'm after."

Yup this closely followed by comments which show they have NOT read the profile, or they are black/Indian and profile says white only.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Nice tits, can I cum over them?

Errrrmmmm....let me think.....NO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm not what you're looking for but.........."

Apparently the fact they read my profile should be enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the most common thing people say in a first message to you.. Mine tend to mention cats which at least shows they've read my profile as I don't mention cats until the end"

I just saw the bit that said you have free spirits... and thought as I dont drink its pointless for me lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"" Nice body"

"Hows you"

"How's you?" winds me up the most. I read it as "how is you?" in my head every time.

"I'm good, how are you?"

"I'm good too"

End of convo. Seriously I'm blown away by the excitement

Me too.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

'How's you' and 'what's up' are the main ones that I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. Great pics/amazing body.

Hey Hun, how are you?

Bi guy here (profile says straight)

Wow. Lovely bum/arse.

Tbh it doesn't actually matter what the first message is. I look at the profile before I open it and have usually decided if they are a possible yes or a definite no from that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice tits, can I cum over them?

Errrrmmmm....let me think.....NO!!!

Spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow love the pics, stunning! You're exactly my type!

Usually reply with which one of us is exactly your type?

I love a silly message instead it's so much more interesting.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Probably still...'Can I suck your cock ?'

Take another 2 'Did you drive tgat car ?' to beat my initial flurry with the filters off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great pics

Meet now

And

You ok

Seem to be trending my inbox lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have piece of banana cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet tonight! Nothing else just that. The lack of effort messages must get ignored by most ain't they?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

what you get messages ?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

95% of my first contact messages are bi guys asking if I want sucked off.

The other 5% are women from England complimenting me on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the most common thing people say in a first message to you.. Mine tend to mention cats which at least shows they've read my profile as I don't mention cats until the end"

We get a lot of "Hi. How are you today"

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