FabSwingers.com forum: tell a fun lie about the person above

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

keep it light hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has the biggest collection of anal beads in the midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam,, it's ur next door neighbour I'm telling ur mum and dad ur on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they stole my mums false teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was caught "testing" bananas in tesco toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They work for the secret service, but don't tell anyone

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Sam,, it's ur next door neighbour I'm telling ur mum and dad ur on here..."

oh sh.t !!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

was a bouncer at mothercare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they stole my mums false teeth "

damn i thought i hushed that up lol in my defence i did return all bananas back to the shop floor for resale tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a secret jelly baby addiction

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Nuts spent the day at the wedding (in pic) naked from waist down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit is really a member of the royal family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^Luke is acually 4ft3 and wears stilts under his trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E Jays body is really a blow up stunt double

His real one is locked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honeypot is just about to sit on the toilet and have a big dump straight after this pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Hull Builder is really a pastry chef from Basingstoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danrg is really my butler.. He can only arrange meets on his 1 afternoon off a month!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunriselover can grow a full beard but only after midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E_Jay doesn't like steak or bjs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E_Jay doesn't like steak or bjs."

From Birmingham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss minxy is really in Birmingham. She just doesn't like people knowing she's from there

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Horny hull builder is really a part time ballerina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 rounds of bare ass boxing before this pic was taken

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"12 rounds of bare ass boxing before this pic was taken

Lives in a cardboard box under the Humber Bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in a shoe box next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuts spent the day at the wedding (in pic) naked from waist down"

I wish. The brides made i walked out of the church with was stunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Hull Builder isn't really Horny and can't build

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regularly bathes in Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats the marmite out of my bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offered minxy a freebie job but she declined after I said I'd use my rock hard cock as an hammer.she got scared and ran away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hull in his name refers to boats not a place. He's really a sailor boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E jay doesn't like sailors he's not gay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Hull Builder once tried to use his rock hard cock as a hammer, but he missed the nail & got a splinter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But miss minxy soon sacked it out for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucked

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 05/09/14 23:49:14]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Horny Hull Builder once tried to use his rock hard cock as a hammer, but he missed the nail & got a splinter."
Is a busker outside the Bull Ring Centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Hull Builder actually runs a tea room and sells his own hand decorated cupcakes...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Loves dogging, gang bangs and bukkake parties

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Writes all of Clarkson's newspaper columns.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Is a secret agent

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By *im1978Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

"Is a secret agent"

Is a virgin and collecting data for a thesis on monogamy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is not a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ once sharted during anal intercourse

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has an egg whisked up in a pint of Lucozade every morning for breakfast. failed an audition for Who Want's To Be A Millionaire as he hadn't got any friends to phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an egg whisked up in a pint of Lucozade every morning for breakfast. failed an audition for Who Want's To Be A Millionaire as he hadn't got any friends to phone

Is really a forest fan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an egg whisked up in a pint of Lucozade every morning for breakfast. failed an audition for Who Want's To Be A Millionaire as he hadn't got any friends to phone

Is really a forest fan!

he is really goody two shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an egg whisked up in a pint of Lucozade every morning for breakfast. failed an audition for Who Want's To Be A Millionaire as he hadn't got any friends to phone

Is really a forest fan!

he is really goody two shoes

Both have a serious foot fetish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an egg whisked up in a pint of Lucozade every morning for breakfast. failed an audition for Who Want's To Be A Millionaire as he hadn't got any friends to phone

Is really a forest fan!

he is really goody two shoes

Both have a serious foot fetish!

he has no feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an egg whisked up in a pint of Lucozade every morning for breakfast. failed an audition for Who Want's To Be A Millionaire as he hadn't got any friends to phone

Is really a forest fan!

he is really goody two shoes

Both have a serious foot fetish!

he has no feet

Insinuates that no guys have 12 inches

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Once helped Kym Mazelle change a flat tyre and for a thank you she hit him in the face with a flan, as she was the Phantom Flan Flinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no interest in sex at all really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has no interest in sex at all really

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Got there username from playing around with a calculator

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Get all their clothes from a skip in the alley at the back of Primark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell off his barstool in my local pub last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks pink lemonade from a champagne flute.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Fell off his barstool in my local pub last night

Had to check your location then

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Has more nuts than bolts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a 3rd leg that most men would be envious of

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Has just given me the best bj ever thanks E jay

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Has a 3rd leg that most men would be envious of"

Ooooh....passive aggressive double edged sword.

You are right though...I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a 3rd leg that most men would be envious of

Ooooh....passive aggressive double edged sword.

You are right though...I don't.

Sorry mate. I never meant for it to come across bad in anyway. No malice intended honestly

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"Has just given me the best bj ever thanks E jay

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Sorry Ejay forgot it was supposed to be a lie given the game away now

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Laura loves dinner for 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laura loves dinner for 4"

If he doesn't clear his wink box soon... The fab servers are going to blow up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps a stick on moustache in the glovebox of their car for emergencies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeps a stick on moustache in the glovebox of their car for emergencies. "

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

is celibate

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Is often sick due to japes straight after a large lunch

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Yay _o new winks is now accepting winks off me

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