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By *alandNita OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Following on from all the other music threads at the moment. I recently heard Justified and Ancient by KLF on the radio and it made me think WTF!

The Lyrics start - "All bound for Mu Mu Land" and then the first verse is :

"

They're Justified, and they're Ancient,

And they like to roam the land.

They're Justified, and they're Ancient,

I hope you understand. " ... Well frankly NO! I don't understand at all

So.... what lyrics have made you scratch your head in befuzzlement ? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything Cliff or similar garbage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains - Shakira

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

I love you from the bottom of my pencil case.

Beautiful south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Hotel California, the Eagles

Colitas? No such fucking thing!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Hotel California, the Eagles

Colitas? No such fucking thing!"

a slang mexican word for buds of cannabis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Hotel California, the Eagles

Colitas? No such fucking thing!"

I agree but this is one of the greatest songs ever written

But yeah,makes no sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Hotel California, the Eagles

Colitas? No such fucking thing!

a slang mexican word for buds of cannabis "

Ah now I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Hotel California, the Eagles

Colitas? No such fucking thing!

a slang mexican word for buds of cannabis

Ah now I know "
no it's not, they admit they made the word up because it rhymed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ed sheeran is singing I need you darling come and suck my toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nik Kershaw's The Riddle.

I actually met him once and got the opportunity to ask him what the lyrics meant.

Apparently, when he was recording the album, his producers were happy with the songs he'd done, but didn't see any potential singles.

So he went off and came up with 'The Riddle'

He came up with the lyrics just so he could work out the tune and had always intended to change them.....

...but never did.

Brilliant song though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nik Kershaw's The Riddle.

I actually met him once and got the opportunity to ask him what the lyrics meant.

Apparently, when he was recording the album, his producers were happy with the songs he'd done, but didn't see any potential singles.

So he went off and came up with 'The Riddle'

He came up with the lyrics just so he could work out the tune and had always intended to change them.....

...but never did.

Brilliant song though."
that isn't what little nik said at the time, he claimed they were inspired by the surrealist art movement Dadaism

Funny how artistes change their stories over time

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Hotel California, the Eagles

Colitas? No such fucking thing!

a slang mexican word for buds of cannabis

Ah now I know no it's not, they admit they made the word up because it rhymed"

Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Hotel California, the Eagles

Colitas? No such fucking thing!

a slang mexican word for buds of cannabis

Ah now I know no it's not, they admit they made the word up because it rhymed

Google is your friend "

I would never admit to google as being more than a passing acquaintance

Do the Hucklebuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stereophonics have a nice day

They sing drive around all day or kill processed fish, how do you kill processed fish?

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Rain on your wedding day is NOT ironic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rain on your wedding day is NOT ironic!!! "

Ed Byrne does a brilliant stand up routine about that song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shooby Do Whop and Scooby Snacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calvin Harris - When I met you in the summer...

I keep singing " win a midget in the summer"

God knows why, but I just do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow. "

Only because nobody makes pillows with nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Hotel California, the Eagles

Colitas? No such fucking thing!

a slang mexican word for buds of cannabis "

although a certain dj once said "warm smell of collitis" which frankly, I dont fancy at ALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.

Only because nobody makes pillows with nipples "

WRONG! ! You can get breast pillows with nips .. google em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nik Kershaw's The Riddle.

I actually met him once and got the opportunity to ask him what the lyrics meant.

Apparently, when he was recording the album, his producers were happy with the songs he'd done, but didn't see any potential singles.

So he went off and came up with 'The Riddle'

He came up with the lyrics just so he could work out the tune and had always intended to change them.....

...but never did.

Brilliant song though.that isn't what little nik said at the time, he claimed they were inspired by the surrealist art movement Dadaism

Funny how artistes change their stories over time"

He couldn't admit the real reason at the time because various Radio shows were running competitions to guess what the song was about.

Something he felt rather embarrased about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.

Only because nobody makes pillows with nipples

WRONG! ! You can get breast pillows with nips .. google em "

We stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybodys doing the Len Ganley stance

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You'll never beat the immortal 'Africa' by Toto!

"The wild dogs cry out in the night,

As they grow restless longing for some solitary company.

I know that I must do what's right,

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."

I'm sure there were no drugs consumed when writing that!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg what about blur "song to" if that's how its spelt.. Don't know about stupid lyrics, they are indeciferable!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

One of my friends when we were at school used to sing the Bob Marley song....Iron, like a lion, in fire?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Nirvana, smells like teen spirit...A mulatto, An Albino, A mosquito, My libido, Yay!

Now what the fook is all that about?

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By *alandNita OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Omg what about blur "song to" if that's how its spelt.. Don't know about stupid lyrics, they are indeciferable! "
.... Not quite

They start off "Woooo Whoooo" which isn't a great start, then "I got my head checked, by a Jumbo Jet" .... Clear as mud

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By *alandNita OP   Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Oh and it was called "song 2" because they couldn't think of a name and it was the second song on the album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nik Kershaw's The Riddle.

I actually met him once and got the opportunity to ask him what the lyrics meant.

Apparently, when he was recording the album, his producers were happy with the songs he'd done, but didn't see any potential singles.

So he went off and came up with 'The Riddle'

He came up with the lyrics just so he could work out the tune and had always intended to change them.....

...but never did.

Brilliant song though.that isn't what little nik said at the time, he claimed they were inspired by the surrealist art movement Dadaism

Funny how artistes change their stories over time

He couldn't admit the real reason at the time because various Radio shows were running competitions to guess what the song was about.

Something he felt rather embarrased about"
I would have been more embarrassed admitting to being a follower of Dadaism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybodys doing the Len Ganley stance"

The genius that is Half Man Half Biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybodys doing the Len Ganley stance

The genius that is Half Man Half Biscuit "

Absolutely!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think ed sheeran is singing I need you darling come and suck my toe "

It's "I need you darling.. come on and set the tone... SING! Ohhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhh ohhhhh ohhhhhh ohhh oh!

A certain friend of mine loathes the ginger child but I love him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you.to love me like I'm a hot pie...

Rhihanna - only girl in the world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ne ne na na na na noo noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scooter and the track no fate, best one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dszf1QDvmGs

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Everybodys doing the Len Ganley stance

The genius that is Half Man Half Biscuit

Absolutely!!!"

"Since I was eight I’ve loved you.

Through garden gates I’ve shoved you.

Then there’s the time I slashed you.

And you had to go to hospital.

Now you are gone forever.

Shot by your Uncle Trevor.

My story seems so tragic.

Ali Bongo’s good at contortionism."

Legends!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scooter and the track no fate, best one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dszf1QDvmGs

"
I meant its a good track lol.

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