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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a bit of fun...

So who has the worst tatoo??

I have a camel tattooed on my toe...

Can anyone beat that?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When I was 15 I met a woman and she would of been about 25 and she had mad Marie tattooed on her forehead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha! I bet she regrets that now! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex had made in Wales written round his belly button

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Just a bit of fun...

So who has the worst tatoo??

I have a camel tattooed on my toe...

Can anyone beat that?

a green frog with a hard on!!! not my best move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex had a Tasmanian devil with a lawnmower, she always kept a strip of pubic hair shaven so it looked like he was mowing the lawn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha some of these sound funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rhinos head on my chest

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've got a huge koi on the back of one leg, my mate was training to be a tattooist when we were young I was his practice canvas!! Don't think I could even get it covered over with anything unless if was some black tribal stuff which would look worse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of fun...

So who has the worst tatoo??

I have a camel tattooed on my toe...

Can anyone beat that?

a green frog with a hard on!!! not my best move"

I have this ornament!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Lee Evans did a routine on tattoos last night. He was saying the higher up the body the more mental the person. Some people have a rose on their ankle, some a vine going around their hip, others a ship on their chest, or a big line around their throat saying cut here, or a huge spider on their forehead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google 'monkey vagina tattoo' its my fav tattoo of all time

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"Google 'monkey vagina tattoo' its my fav tattoo of all time

Fell off sofa laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame it's fake, the same woman in the same pies has a Homer Simpson tat. Too

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Just a bit of fun...

So who has the worst tatoo??

I have a camel tattooed on my toe...

Can anyone beat that?

They are all shit !

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

My tattooist was telling me he once was asked to tattoo a full English breakfast on a bald guys head...

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

My ex's sister had 'property of Steve s%#!?r written below her belly button with an arrow pointing down to her bits , he finished with her a few weeks later haha

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The Thom Yorke chest tattoo that incorporates a nipple as his left eye is worth a look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tattooist was telling me he once was asked to tattoo a full English breakfast on a bald guys head..."
ive seen that tattoo

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"My tattooist was telling me he once was asked to tattoo a full English breakfast on a bald guys head...ive seen that tattoo

I'd love to have actually seen it....

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Google 'monkey vagina tattoo' its my fav tattoo of all time

Coba likes...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I was seeing for about a month had my name tattood on his arm !!!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Someone I was seeing for about a month had my name tattood on his arm !!!!"

Run! Run far away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I was seeing for about a month had my name tattood on his arm !!!!

Run! Run far away!"
. I did ha ha ha when his wife knocked on my door they had just seperated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a bar code on me big toe .... figured itd be a laugh when im dead an in the morgue ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a program with a guy with 'JAPS' tattooed on his eyelid.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

someone once sent me a message asking how could I let someone tattoo "that shit" me? (was my Zen tattoo).... told them it was none of their business and blocked them

ok my tattoo's might not be everyone's cup of tea but they all mean something to me

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Just a bit of fun...

So who has the worst tatoo??

I have a camel tattooed on my toe...

Can anyone beat that?

You're not the bloke who had the ongoing competition with his brother, who had "JAPS" tattooed on his eye to outdo you, are you?

I saw that on Embarrassing Bodies or My Tattoo Hell or one of those programmes.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Saw a program with a guy with 'JAPS' tattooed on his eyelid.

Same one I saw. Done to outdo his brother who had a camel tattooed on his toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of fun...

So who has the worst tatoo??

I have a camel tattooed on my toe...

Can anyone beat that?

You're not the bloke who had the ongoing competition with his brother, who had "JAPS" tattooed on his eye to outdo you, are you?

I saw that on Embarrassing Bodies or My Tattoo Hell or one of those programmes."

That's what I was thinking.

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