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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After a few wanks a day for almost a couple of decades, I just had a pang of guilt for the little lives I've flushed away down the toilet or left to dehydrate to death on a velcro like towel.

RIP little fellas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon, you expect us to believe you don't use socks?

Pull another one.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

C'mon, you expect us to believe you don't use socks?

Pull another one. "

Bet his curtains don't flap in the wind either !

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If they hadn't died that way your body would just reabsorb them. Better out than in, eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/09/14 21:57:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you murderer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they hadn't died that way your body would just reabsorb them. Better out than in, eh?

"

I had Circle of Life from Lion King blaring in my head when I read that.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Every sperm is sacred

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If they hadn't died that way your body would just reabsorb them. Better out than in, eh?

I had Circle of Life from Lion King blaring in my head when I read that. "

That's the basic difference between men and women: you murder your seed or reabsorb them and our eggs launch themselves, ever hopeful, and then just die a messy death when their hopes are dashed.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"After a few wanks a day for almost a couple of decades, I just had a pang of guilt for the little lives I've flushed away down the toilet or left to dehydrate to death on a velcro like towel.

RIP little fellas. "

It could have been worse we could have lots of little yous running around

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Every sperm is sacred "

I was singing that in my head but they are so bloody prolific some need to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knows perhaps they mutate in the sewers... Megaspunkrat vs spunkigator sounds like an awesome movie

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Am I a cannibal for eating baby sperm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't wood chip on the ceiling either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they hadn't died that way your body would just reabsorb them. Better out than in, eh?

I had Circle of Life from Lion King blaring in my head when I read that.

That's the basic difference between men and women: you murder your seed or reabsorb them and our eggs launch themselves, ever hopeful, and then just die a messy death when their hopes are dashed."

I'm fairly certain your bodycount is lower than mine.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If they hadn't died that way your body would just reabsorb them. Better out than in, eh?

I had Circle of Life from Lion King blaring in my head when I read that.

That's the basic difference between men and women: you murder your seed or reabsorb them and our eggs launch themselves, ever hopeful, and then just die a messy death when their hopes are dashed.

I'm fairly certain your bodycount is lower than mine. "

There is no doubt about that. It makes it even more tragic that these few eggs head off hoping for the best. Yours are all just racing to see who can win.

I saved mine from the futility of it all by killing them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a few wanks a day for almost a couple of decades, I just had a pang of guilt for the little lives I've flushed away down the toilet or left to dehydrate to death on a velcro like towel.

RIP little fellas. "

You're guilty of geneocide.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"After a few wanks a day for almost a couple of decades, I just had a pang of guilt for the little lives I've flushed away down the toilet or left to dehydrate to death on a velcro like towel.

RIP little fellas.

You're guilty of geneocide."

Not just spermicide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spermacidal maniac!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After a few wanks a day for almost a couple of decades, I just had a pang of guilt for the little lives I've flushed away down the toilet or left to dehydrate to death on a velcro like towel.

RIP little fellas.

You're guilty of geneocide."

Pffft, you're Stalin to my Hitler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one shine an ALS in the OPs house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haaaa!!!.. ive had a flashback of one of my exs...he used to wank into an envelope... haaaa!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a right wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he post it?

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

You Tosser

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Haaaa!!!.. ive had a flashback of one of my exs...he used to wank into an envelope... haaaa!!!"

Was it a window envelope so he could see himself cumming

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Haaaa!!!.. ive had a flashback of one of my exs...he used to wank into an envelope... haaaa!!!

Was it a window envelope so he could see himself cumming "

No, but I bet he spent a long time licking the flap.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Haaaa!!!.. ive had a flashback of one of my exs...he used to wank into an envelope... haaaa!!!

Was it a window envelope so he could see himself cumming

No, but I bet he spent a long time licking the flap. "

I had a male cousin tell me that the glue on the flaps was made from spunk. I was very glad when self seal envelopes came down in price.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haaaa!!!.. ive had a flashback of one of my exs...he used to wank into an envelope... haaaa!!!"

Couldn't you just get self-sealing envelopes?

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Haaaa!!!.. ive had a flashback of one of my exs...he used to wank into an envelope... haaaa!!!

Was it a window envelope so he could see himself cumming

No, but I bet he spent a long time licking the flap.

I had a male cousin tell me that the glue on the flaps was made from spunk. I was very glad when self seal envelopes came down in price.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Haaaa!!!.. ive had a flashback of one of my exs...he used to wank into an envelope... haaaa!!!"

Was it a jiffy bag?

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Haaaa!!!.. ive had a flashback of one of my exs...he used to wank into an envelope... haaaa!!!

Was it a jiffy bag? "

He must have been quick he come in a jiffy

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