FabSwingers.com forum: Turns offs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lol"
shurrup you

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Bad nails - short is fine - dirty makes me want to puke! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lolshurrup you

hate ta think what a zeta male would be lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad nails - short is fine - dirty makes me want to puke! Z"

yep fair enough

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lolshurrup you

hate ta think what a zeta male would be lol

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oh theres a few around ..trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly bum holes.

Can put you off rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

Men who are pushy

Men who invite "genuine fit" friend to a first meet

Men who text at 5.40am cos they think you are up at that time

Men who claim to be desperate to meet you but cancel 3 times

Men who have no housework skills

Arrogant men who think they are the best in bed, you just have to ignore that they are married

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smelly bum holes.

Can put you off rimming

for life! lol, ooo yuck especially if hairy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

yeh beta ugly men are the pits huh? lolshurrup you

hate ta think what a zeta male would be lol

oh theres a few around ..trust me

well as you as the ladies on here gea lot more grief than I do then I have no hesitation in believing you

...next time just heel the bar stewards

...btw seen my other thread on things should never have said? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

Men who are pushy

Men who invite "genuine fit" friend to a first meet

Men who text at 5.40am cos they think you are up at that time

Men who claim to be desperate to meet you but cancel 3 times

Men who have no housework skills

Arrogant men who think they are the best in bed, you just have to ignore that they are married

someone actually invited someone without your agreement...sod him...oops maybe tahts why he wanted ta bring the fit guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor oral hygeine

bad teeth

ewwww makes me shudder thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

Men who are pushy

Men who invite "genuine fit" friend to a first meet

Men who text at 5.40am cos they think you are up at that time

Men who claim to be desperate to meet you but cancel 3 times

Men who have no housework skills

Arrogant men who think they are the best in bed, you just have to ignore that they are married

someone actually invited someone without your agreement...sod him...oops maybe tahts why he wanted ta bring the fit guy

yep so i didnt turn up at the meet, took him a month to send me a message to apologise, reckon he was only kidding and wanted to start again

here's another one:

guys that ask you if you have come when you are in the throws of sex

ummm as i gush like niagara falls, guess thats a no then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women who dress as if they are 21 but really double that age lol mutton comes to mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone who puts themselves on a Pedastol and looks down on People, Liars and anyone with poor Hygiene

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Fungal Nail Infections!

green nails aint good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly bum holes.

Can put you off rimming

for life! lol, ooo yuck especially if hairy

That's one I wont be trying then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fungal Nail Infections!

green nails aint good!

SO agree having taken years to get rid of mine., though have ta say I don't suck toes EVER lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smelly bum holes.

Can put you off rimming

for life! lol, ooo yuck especially if hairy

That's one I wont be trying then"

yep for sure that is a not in my lifetime thing as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

Men who are pushy

Men who invite "genuine fit" friend to a first meet

Men who text at 5.40am cos they think you are up at that time

Men who claim to be desperate to meet you but cancel 3 times

Men who have no housework skills

Arrogant men who think they are the best in bed, you just have to ignore that they are married

someone actually invited someone without your agreement...sod him...oops maybe tahts why he wanted ta bring the fit guy

yep so i didnt turn up at the meet, took him a month to send me a message to apologise, reckon he was only kidding and wanted to start again

here's another one:

guys that ask you if you have come when you are in the throws of sex

ummm as i gush like niagara falls, guess thats a no then

heh heh know hat ya mean...bit hard for me to lie & say yes though

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

so whats wrong with tennis

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Fungal Nail Infections!

green nails aint good!

SO agree having taken years to get rid of mine., though have ta say I don't suck toes EVER lol

Thats one thing that's guaranteed to get me running to the hills!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

men who wear sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who wear sandals

{GULP}

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Feet - mine, yours, anyone's. Ewwwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with small cocks who keep going on about it!

Hairy balls.

Poor personal hygiene.

Talking about exes.

Talking about previous meets.

Bad manners.

Not having an opinion.

Asking about my exes/previous meets.

Desperation.

People who lack ambition.

Stupid people.

People who ask who? on internet forums instead of Googling ie stupid people.

Men over 40 who dress like their teenage sons.

Phone sex.

Webcams.

Short men.

Fat men.

Beta males outside the bedroom.

Alpha males inside the bedroom.

I'm just getting warmed up but feel I should stop lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who wear sandals

{GULP}

Especially with socks

saw one of those sad no fashion sense idiots at the local shop yesterday, almost put me off my yorkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with small cocks who keep going on about it!

Hairy balls.

Poor personal hygiene.

Talking about exes.

Talking about previous meets.

Bad manners.

Not having an opinion.

Asking about my exes/previous meets.

Desperation.

People who lack ambition.

Stupid people.

People who ask who? on internet forums instead of Googling ie stupid people.

Men over 40 who dress like their teenage sons.

Phone sex.

Webcams.

Short men.

Fat men.

Beta males outside the bedroom.

Alpha males inside the bedroom.

I'm just getting warmed up but feel I should stop lol!

Ive got no chance then lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who wear sandals

{GULP}

Especially with socks

saw one of those sad no fashion sense idiots at the local shop yesterday, almost put me off my yorkie

And the problem with sandals and socks is???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who wear sandals

And white socks ewwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who wear sandals

And white socks ewwwwwwww

Men in shorts with skinny white legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who wear sandals

And white socks ewwwwwwww

Eerrrmmm is black aceptable???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with small cocks who keep going on about it!

Hairy balls.

Poor personal hygiene.

Talking about exes.

Talking about previous meets.

Bad manners.

Not having an opinion.

Asking about my exes/previous meets.

Desperation.

People who lack ambition.

Stupid people.

People who ask who? on internet forums instead of Googling ie stupid people.

Men over 40 who dress like their teenage sons.

Phone sex.

Webcams.

Short men.

Fat men.

Beta males outside the bedroom.

Alpha males inside the bedroom.

I'm just getting warmed up but feel I should stop lol!

Ive got no chance then lol xx

Didn't put soapy fellas did I?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who wear sandals

And white socks ewwwwwwww

Men in shorts with skinny white legs

I dont wear shorts (have too much trouble taking them up ) xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Creeps

Creepy people

People who are creepy

Sycophants

Insincere flatterers

Creepy insincere sycophantic flatterers

Badly stained teeth

Bad breath

Dirty clothes

Smelly unwashed genitals

Over-apologetic people

Unkempt feet… especially long fungal toe nails

The phrase “I bet you want to really” when I have already explained why I don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ski pants on saggy arsed fat birds

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ooowww I just thought of another one.... stupid people who are away with the fairies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who drink too much....if you've got to be pissed to shag us, we ain't really interested

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"people who drink too much....if you've got to be pissed to shag us, we ain't really interested

Oh yes that one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly bum holes.

Can put you off rimming

for life! lol, ooo yuck especially if hairy

That's one I wont be trying then"

oh dear god - i won't go anywhere near the ass if its not squeaky clean! you come to me fresh as a daisy or you don't get any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh, bad breath and missing teeth! yak!

people who don't have all their teeth should say so on their profiles - i couldn't kiss someone without a full set ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh, bad breath and missing teeth! yak!

people who don't have all their teeth should say so on their profiles - i couldn't kiss someone without a full set ha ha ha"

what if I keep 'em in me pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate couldn't do a guy with a hairpiece, coz she couldn't stop laughin'....especially if the fooker came off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who wear sandals

{GULP}

Especially with socks

saw one of those sad no fashion sense idiots at the local shop yesterday, almost put me off my yorkie

And would you care to explain why you were eating a yorkie when it says quite clearly on the packaging that it's not for girls?

(unless you were eating the canine version in which case, eeeeeeew!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ski pants on saggy arsed fat birds

And 'muffin tops'. Either slim down or wear something that covers it up.

Yuk bloody Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorant single males (there are a few on here I think lol) who after you've met them once think your going to suddenly produce your best friend for them 2 shag, WTF is that all about???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignorant single males (there are a few on here I think lol) who after you've met them once think your going to suddenly produce your best friend for them 2 shag, WTF is that all about???????"

To quote Russel Brand:

I like threesomes with two women because I'm looking for Miss Right, and with the amount I have to get through it's quicker to interview them two at a time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"open to all obviously..... my main turn offs are - unwashed hair, bad breath or body odour, genital piercings....how long can the list go?

Beta males

Sycophants

Farts

Bad table manners

Invasion of my personal space

Ugly men

Sarcasm

People who ask "what does that mean?" after every sentence you utter

Tennis

Bad breath

Men who wink at you and expect you to smile at them

People who reside on their hollier than thou thrones

im sure i have more il come back to this

Ffs, could you not have made it a bit more clear this is aimed at me.

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Smelly bum holes.

specially if they fart

Can put you off rimming

for life! lol, ooo yuck especially if hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the Above.

Women you have to lift their belly out the way to be sure they really are women.

Tattoos, (little ones are ok)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao - own teeth only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignorant single males (there are a few on here I think lol) who after you've met them once think your going to suddenly produce your best friend for them 2 shag, WTF is that all about???????"

i was getting that a lot on msn as my avatar was me and my best mate - stopped using msn for swing chat now as i shouldnt need to change my pic lol

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