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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some dirty bastard has let dog shit right outside my front door and not cleaned it up, fucking raging here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You hope its Dog....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Deffo dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for him to pass again tomorrow (dog's bound to stop in same place) and hand him a bag with said shit shovelled into it and say " here mate you left this last time you were here" Door-face job done.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Deffo dog"

How can you be so sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that required a forum post pmsl?

U bored?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Deffo dog"

Cool name for a canine quadruped

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait for him to pass again tomorrow (dog's bound to stop in same place) and hand him a bag with said shit shovelled into it and say " here mate you left this last time you were here" Door-face job done. "

I have washed it away now, idiots!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And that required a forum post pmsl?

U bored? "

Not really watching rugby looking at the forums, i nipped out to get some milk at half time and as i opened the door a massive blast of shit hit my nose!!!!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Deffo dog

Cool name for a canine quadruped "

A hard of hearing one?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh least they didn't put it in a bag... Set fire to it.. Knock on the door then run!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ahh least they didn't put it in a bag... Set fire to it.. Knock on the door then run! "

Or hang it from a tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh least they didn't put it in a bag... Set fire to it.. Knock on the door then run! "

*giggles*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh least they didn't put it in a bag... Set fire to it.. Knock on the door then run! "

Hahaha pmsl if that happened idgo crazy, i hate dog shit, or any kind of shit really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor hot bacon grease over it.

Dude will walk back and his dog will snaffle that shit up before he has a chance to stop it. By the time he gets it home it will be shooting from both ends and making a right mess of his house.

Bit mean actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh least they didn't put it in a bag... Set fire to it.. Knock on the door then run! "

Haha I remember doing that when I was about 12 ! Now thats taken me on a trip down memory lane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh least they didn't put it in a bag... Set fire to it.. Knock on the door then run!

Or hang it from a tree.

"

I wish they did hang it from a tree at least it would be at the end of my street!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor hot bacon grease over it.

Dude will walk back and his dog will snaffle that shit up before he has a chance to stop it. By the time he gets it home it will be shooting from both ends and making a right mess of his house.

Bit mean actually."

Great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor? Pour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain! My neighbours dogs jump the fence and shit in my garden or outside my gate. They are big dogs which means big shits . Drives me mental too.

If I wanted to clear up dog shit I would buy a dog!

Turns my stomach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel your pain! My neighbours dogs jump the fence and shit in my garden or outside my gate. They are big dogs which means big shits . Drives me mental too.

If I wanted to clear up dog shit I would buy a dog!

Turns my stomach "

People if you have a dog, pick its shit up and don't let it shit in peoples gardens!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain! My neighbours dogs jump the fence and shit in my garden or outside my gate. They are big dogs which means big shits . Drives me mental too.

If I wanted to clear up dog shit I would buy a dog!

Turns my stomach

People if you have a dog, pick its shit up and don't let it shit in peoples gardens!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor hot bacon grease over it.

Dude will walk back and his dog will snaffle that shit up before he has a chance to stop it. By the time he gets it home it will be shooting from both ends and making a right mess of his house.

Bit mean actually."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain! My neighbours dogs jump the fence and shit in my garden or outside my gate. They are big dogs which means big shits . Drives me mental too.

If I wanted to clear up dog shit I would buy a dog!

Turns my stomach "

That happened to me when my daughter was just a toddler. Neighbours fence panels blew down in high winds and their dog kept shitting in my garden, every time I asked them to keep an eye on their dog they said yes but did nothing about it. I got so angry when my daughter ran out to play one day and skidded in their dogs shit I lifted them with a garden spade, went round to their front door, rang the bell and when she answered the door I threw the contents from the spade in their hall and said if it happened again I'd punt the shit back up the dogs arse with my shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deffo dog"

This response has me in stitches.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"I feel your pain! My neighbours dogs jump the fence and shit in my garden or outside my gate. They are big dogs which means big shits . Drives me mental too.

If I wanted to clear up dog shit I would buy a dog!

Turns my stomach

That happened to me when my daughter was just a toddler. Neighbours fence panels blew down in high winds and their dog kept shitting in my garden, every time I asked them to keep an eye on their dog they said yes but did nothing about it. I got so angry when my daughter ran out to play one day and skidded in their dogs shit I lifted them with a garden spade, went round to their front door, rang the bell and when she answered the door I threw the contents from the spade in their hall and said if it happened again I'd punt the shit back up the dogs arse with my shovel. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two dogs of my own now and I'm quite used to picking up after them, no excuse for leaving your dogs poo on doorsteps, pavements, parks etc.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Deffo dog

Cool name for a canine quadruped

A hard of hearing one?

A"

My next door neighbor used to have a mutton jeff hound, comical isn't the word describe him. Daft, definately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain! My neighbours dogs jump the fence and shit in my garden or outside my gate. They are big dogs which means big shits . Drives me mental too.

If I wanted to clear up dog shit I would buy a dog!

Turns my stomach

People if you have a dog, pick its shit up and don't let it shit in peoples gardens!!!!! "

psssst whilst yer winning, can you also mention cats/cat owners and play on their guilt complex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of 101 Dalmations , 16 of them could be expected to be totally deaf by the time they are 6 years old.

This increases to 101 by the time they are 31 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some dirty bastard has let dog shit right outside my front door and not cleaned it up, fucking raging here!!!! "
could post on forum I've see strange request ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And that required a forum post pmsl?

U bored? "

No different than most of the shite posted on here daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two dogs of my own now and I'm quite used to picking up after them, no excuse for leaving your dogs poo on doorsteps, pavements, parks etc. "

The ones that do manage to pick it up round here bag it and shove it in our front hedge

2 days of school and spend 35 mins each way calling watch out pooh all the way.

We have dogs too but wouldn't dream of leaving it

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By *erseyridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

allways pick up after my dogs ,,,,but wen I lived in block of flats ,lazy neighbour always let her dog crap in communial doorway ,,every morning a lump of dog mess on my door carpet ,,told her time n time again ,,1 day was vry angry picked up the dog mess n wen she was having sex in her flat I posted it threw her letter box ,,,,,,,

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Some dirty bastard has let dog shit right outside my front door and not cleaned it up, fucking raging here!!!! could post on forum I've see strange request ....

"

I've not even sent you mine yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways pick up after my dogs ,,,,but wen I lived in block of flats ,lazy neighbour always let her dog crap in communial doorway ,,every morning a lump of dog mess on my door carpet ,,told her time n time again ,,1 day was vry angry picked up the dog mess n wen she was having sex in her flat I posted it threw her letter box ,,,,,,, "

pmsl would of loved to of been a fly on the wall inside that flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that all?

18 months i've been battling the neighbours cats shitting on my drive- i scare them off but the little fuckers come back 2-3 days later and do it again. tried anti cat spray, electronic cat scarers- next up might be a 12 bore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"allways pick up after my dogs ,,,,but wen I lived in block of flats ,lazy neighbour always let her dog crap in communial doorway ,,every morning a lump of dog mess on my door carpet ,,told her time n time again ,,1 day was vry angry picked up the dog mess n wen she was having sex in her flat I posted it threw her letter box ,,,,,,,

pmsl would of loved to of been a fly on the wall inside that flat"

you wouldn't be on the wall very long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain! My neighbours dogs jump the fence and shit in my garden or outside my gate. They are big dogs which means big shits . Drives me mental too.

If I wanted to clear up dog shit I would buy a dog!

Turns my stomach

That happened to me when my daughter was just a toddler. Neighbours fence panels blew down in high winds and their dog kept shitting in my garden, every time I asked them to keep an eye on their dog they said yes but did nothing about it. I got so angry when my daughter ran out to play one day and skidded in their dogs shit I lifted them with a garden spade, went round to their front door, rang the bell and when she answered the door I threw the contents from the spade in their hall and said if it happened again I'd punt the shit back up the dogs arse with my shovel. "
my friend suggested I post it back , which I would if I could lift it it really makes me heave

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By *erseyridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

it was a runny 1 ,,she didn't look quite pretty with a face full ,,poor dog was never seen again ,,,,,as 4 the cats problem get sum ground up catnip spread around area n watch it go beserk ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two dogs of my own now and I'm quite used to picking up after them, no excuse for leaving your dogs poo on doorsteps, pavements, parks etc.

The ones that do manage to pick it up round here bag it and shove it in our front hedge

2 days of school and spend 35 mins each way calling watch out pooh all the way.

We have dogs too but wouldn't dream of leaving it"
We do have council

Patrols that will monitor areas If they

Have call outs I don,t know how Successful they are In catching the Offenders they operate day and night

And If their caught they are fined

Folk even advertise to let dog owners

Know about leaveing their dogs mess

Everywhere there,s no excuse but it

Still happens I,ve got utter contempt

For the owners that allow this to Happen

Because their pig Ignorant and should,nt

Have a dog.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Ahh least they didn't put it in a bag... Set fire to it.. Knock on the door then run! "

Mischievers aren't what they used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deffo dog

How can you be so sure "

Theres a man that owns 'The Ladybird book of Poop'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that all?

18 months i've been battling the neighbours cats shitting on my drive- i scare them off but the little fuckers come back 2-3 days later and do it again. tried anti cat spray, electronic cat scarers- next up might be a 12 bore "
I use another forum not sex related but wildlife related and only tonight I posted my views about cats on It, but also I Explained their only an Animal and the real one,s to blame are The owners us humans who have them In The first place Its not the cats fault

Most owners probabily don,t have litter

Trays out for their cats so they struggle to find somewhere as much as I Hate them messing In my garden and Spraying there scent which Is not pleasant and shewing them out when I can Be Bothered I understand what they are

Up against I just find it very sad really there are around reported to be ten million domesticated cats and one Million feral cats in this country now

At least if your a dog not a stray one

Obviously, yer owner should take you Out

and clear yer mess and dispose of it Properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that all?

18 months i've been battling the neighbours cats shitting on my drive- i scare them off but the little fuckers come back 2-3 days later and do it again. tried anti cat spray, electronic cat scarers- next up might be a 12 bore "

Get yourself a dog.

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