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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

went out for a carvery tonight and our local one has there xmas tree up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shud up! Your having a giraffe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is some kind of sick joke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

honestly the Barnes in sunderland Toby Carvery we couldn't believe it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Don't bloody start I started a thread about tescos chocolate and its turned into a bloody Christmas appreciation thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"honestly the Barnes in sunderland Toby Carvery we couldn't believe it"

well i best get my tinsel cock ring out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've just ruined my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I suggest using 'fire', and lots of it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't bloody start I started a thread about tescos chocolate and its turned into a bloody Christmas appreciation thread

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That is just very wrong. All of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back with an axe

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I now feel depressed...how is this happening so soon????

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are you sure they haven't just been lazy and left it up since last year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like Christmas though... Must admit I was wondering tonight, where the tree would go. Having had a bit of a change around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you sure they haven't just been lazy and left it up since last year?

A"
No it wasn't there last week

its decorated with cards for you to take to book for xmas

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"honestly the Barnes in sunderland Toby Carvery we couldn't believe it

well i best get my tinsel cock ring out then "

PAHAHAHA thank you so much for cheering me up!! I would actually find christmas a little more bearable if I saw that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure they haven't just been lazy and left it up since last year?

ANo it wasn't there last week

its decorated with cards for you to take to book for xmas

Ah so more of a marketing thing rather than *actually up for Christmas* - still bloody ridiculous mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I know has sent all her Christmas cards already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone I know has sent all her Christmas cards already "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 18 Fridays til Christmas

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh shit! just a thought hope minxy dosnt see this thread SSHHHHHHHHHHH

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Are you sure they haven't just been lazy and left it up since last year?

ANo it wasn't there last week

its decorated with cards for you to take to book for xmas

So it's more of a marketing gimmick than a Christmas tree?

Shocking!

It won't be long before Christmas starts to become an over commercialised mechanism for the retail trade, rather than the story of some fictitious bloke getting popped out of a virgin (lol) in a shed!

And when that happens the big white imaginary fella with the white beard (no - not gandalf!) is gonna be mighty pissed off and smite us all with plagues of locusts and shit!

Thank god ( oops! ) it hasn't gotten that bad yet!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Did they have turkey on the menu

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Only 18 Fridays til Christmas

crystal"

Does this mean I need to start working on finding someone for a Christmas shag now?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Best excuse I've heard to take off and nuke the site from orbit... only way to be sure!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are you sure they haven't just been lazy and left it up since last year?

ANo it wasn't there last week

its decorated with cards for you to take to book for xmas

So it's more of a marketing gimmick than a Christmas tree?

Shocking!

And when that happens the big white imaginary fella with the white beard (no - not gandalf!) is gonna be mighty pissed off and smite us all with plagues of locusts and shit!

Thank god ( oops! ) it hasn't gotten that bad yet!

You wait until you are standing in the queue with FoxCub to see Gandalf and you spot the Christmas themed pet pressies.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"went out for a carvery tonight and our local one has there xmas tree up

It is a joke far to early boycott it

take your carvery back in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 18 Fridays til Christmas

crystal"

I used to like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did they have turkey on the menu

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yes that's what Ali had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 18 Fridays til Christmas

crystal

Does this mean I need to start working on finding someone for a Christmas shag now?

Santa will empty his sack all over your bed

crystal

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Did they have turkey on the menu

yes that's what Ali had

It's wrong. All of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 18 Fridays til Christmas

crystal

I used to like you."

You hid it very well

crystal

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope you went back with a hatchet and chopped the bugger down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not panicking, I have everyone's presents from last year all sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*meltdown*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Only 18 Fridays til Christmas

crystal

Does this mean I need to start working on finding someone for a Christmas shag now?

Santa will empty his sack all over your bed

crystal"

Not my new virginal bed

As I can only meet at weekends now and I'm not free on all of them before Christmas I think I have 10 chances between now and Christmas.

I'd best make the most of FFFF.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Ali reduce your tablets! Your seeing things, did the fairy wave at you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Card shops here have had Xmas cards on show since 2nd week of August

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Did they have turkey on the menu

yes that's what Ali had

I hope she's recovered sufficiently to enable continuous functions

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Clintons had xmas cards in shops few weeks now

all i can say is Fooking Hell!

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