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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just seen somebody describe their erection as "hard as trigonometry"

Tickled me pink.

Have you heard any other colourful descriptions or amusing euphemisms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used a few.

Once said that if it got any harder I'd be able to knock nails in with it.

A recent one was 'Hornier than a randy triceratops who's just be appointed as minister of horn' - very black adder.

I try to be humourous with mine if I can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hard as trig really seemed to hit the spot to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigonometry?

Did he have a cock at an obtuse angle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To a certain degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a certain degree"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true that the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet as an otters pocket

Fanny like a horses collar

I'm very childish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Minge like an old bucket

Pencil dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like lobbing a Peperami down the Mersey Tunnel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight as a nuns c**t lol

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Like a worm in a welly, is my fav at the minute

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By *jeibm2012Man
over a year ago

manchester nr piccadilly

loose as a wizard's sleeve...

cold as a witch's tit...

fanny like a badly-packed kebab…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a worm in a welly, is my fav at the minute "
one of your wellies?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Is it true that the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat???

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lol brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigonometry? Try Double differential calculus!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Just seen somebody describe their erection as "hard as trigonometry"

Tickled me pink.

"

By an amazing coincidence, I was tickling a nice lady's pink when I got an erection that was as hard as trigonometry.

Fortunately, I was able to produce a satisfactory solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen somebody describe their erection as "hard as trigonometry"

Tickled me pink.

By an amazing coincidence, I was tickling a nice lady's pink when I got an erection that was as hard as trigonometry.

Fortunately, I was able to produce a satisfactory solution.

"

Talk about going off at a Tangent. It's a sine of the times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen somebody describe their erection as "hard as trigonometry"

Tickled me pink.

By an amazing coincidence, I was tickling a nice lady's pink when I got an erection that was as hard as trigonometry.

Fortunately, I was able to produce a satisfactory solution.

Talk about going off at a Tangent. It's a sine of the times. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hard that a cat couldn't scratch it

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