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Things you don't want to hear...

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By *woBiTwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

north manchester

....from your hairdresser or tattoo artist...

"oops!"

"does your hair grow back quickly?"

"er...there are 2 'N's in Sharon aren't there?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then the flags all finished, you know, the rolls of fat give it a nice rippling effect

I hate it when I get hiccoughs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....from your hairdresser or tattoo artist...

"oops!"

"does your hair grow back quickly?"

"er...there are 2 'N's in Sharon aren't there?"

"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BANKer....... on your forhead !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't use too much chemical...... it's the Hello Peesha cut !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't Tattoo the Alphabet on it but could get no on it at a stretch

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"All done...by the way... I got sacked two hours ago because of someone just like you!"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hairdresser... "hey I'm getting better at this... would you like to see the back.... whoops spoke too soon"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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By *woBiTwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

north manchester


""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." "

best yet!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." "

he can be a bit of a bastard sometimes.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What does the stupid hairstyle you want look like?

What?

What haircut do you want?

What?

What ain't no haircut I ever heard of! Are there highlights in What?

What?

HIGHLIGHTS, MOTHERFUCKER! DO – I – STREAK - IT?

Yes!

Then you know what I'm saying!

Yes!

Describe what the finished stupid style looks like!

What, I-?

**hairdresser pointing his clippers** Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

It’s a b-b-bob...

Go on.

It’s layered a bit at the back

Does it make you look like a bitch?

What?

[hairdresser swipes the clippers on a No1 setting across the head of the person in the next chair]

DOES IT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

No!

Then why you try to make me cut hair like a bitch?

I didn't.

Yes you did. Yes you did. You tried to make me cut hair like a bitch . And I don't like to be told to cut hair like a bitch by anybody, except Nicky Clarke!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"What does the stupid hairstyle you want look like?

What?

What haircut do you want?

What?

What ain't no haircut I ever heard of! Are there highlights in What?

What?

HIGHLIGHTS, MOTHERFUCKER! DO – I – STREAK - IT?

Yes!

Then you know what I'm saying!

Yes!

Describe what the finished stupid style looks like!

What, I-?

**hairdresser pointing his clippers** Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

It’s a b-b-bob...

Go on.

It’s layered a bit at the back

Does it make you look like a bitch?

What?

[hairdresser swipes the clippers on a No1 setting across the head of the person in the next chair]

DOES IT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

No!

Then why you try to make me cut hair like a bitch?

I didn't.

Yes you did. Yes you did. You tried to make me cut hair like a bitch . And I don't like to be told to cut hair like a bitch by anybody, except Nicky Clarke!

"

have we had a bad experience with a hairdresser polo.?

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