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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Post them all in here you miserable buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate fecking breakdown recovery services. Break down at 1:30pm 80 miles from home, arrive home at 10pm = Green Flag cancelled straight away. ARRRRRRRRGH!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I haven't got one....suppose I could make one up as it's Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate fecking breakdown recovery services. Break down at 1:30pm 80 miles from home, arrive home at 10pm = Green Flag cancelled straight away. ARRRRRRRRGH! "

What caused the breakdown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin being a self centered bitch and she doesn't understand why I deleted her off Facebook no matter how many times I explain!

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By *efreeMan
over a year ago

North Staffs

Local radio traffic reports that say "there are currently no problems on the roads," so why fucking bother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have yet to find out, motor is at the workshop still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate fecking breakdown recovery services. Break down at 1:30pm 80 miles from home, arrive home at 10pm = Green Flag cancelled straight away. ARRRRRRRRGH! "

I love green flag , both times I have broken down they have been with me in less than an hour and I have been sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Local radio traffic reports that say "there are currently no problems on the roads," so why fucking bother! "
They lie anyway, they say there's no problems but it's BS! Guaranteed to be a bump on the very road you're travelling as they report 'no incidents'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate fecking breakdown recovery services. Break down at 1:30pm 80 miles from home, arrive home at 10pm = Green Flag cancelled straight away. ARRRRRRRRGH!

I love green flag , both times I have broken down they have been with me in less than an hour and I have been sorted "
I drew the short straw yesterday then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate fecking breakdown recovery services. Break down at 1:30pm 80 miles from home, arrive home at 10pm = Green Flag cancelled straight away. ARRRRRRRRGH! "

u should of offer'd him a bj.. He would of had u home and fixed your car by 230pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate fecking breakdown recovery services. Break down at 1:30pm 80 miles from home, arrive home at 10pm = Green Flag cancelled straight away. ARRRRRRRRGH!

u should of offer'd him a bj.. He would of had u home and fixed your car by 230pm "
I want my car fixing as much as the next bloke but I ain't stooping there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Local radio traffic reports that say "there are currently no problems on the roads," so why fucking bother! They lie anyway, they say there's no problems but it's BS! Guaranteed to be a bump on the very road you're travelling as they report 'no incidents' "

I'm going to assume it's Mr n typing, because females get attended to quicker than men for safety reason,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife keeps washing her dirty panties before i wake up

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've run out of crunchy nuts. The only cereal in the house is Mrs P's Alpen. I ain't eating that shit. I'm fuming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've run out of crunchy nuts. The only cereal in the house is Mrs P's Alpen. I ain't eating that shit. I'm fuming. "

Sorry but im laughing

Eat the rabbit food!

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By *efreeMan
over a year ago

North Staffs


"Local radio traffic reports that say "there are currently no problems on the roads," so why fucking bother! They lie anyway, they say there's no problems but it's BS! Guaranteed to be a bump on the very road you're travelling as they report 'no incidents' "

Yep, or they say there's a problem and you have just sailed through there with no problems!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No rant from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No rant from me.

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leave then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a bacon sandwhich and there's no one home to make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww i would love one now myself, shame your so far away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NATO summit..but it's payday tommorow and not even Obama himself could stop me going in topshop!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've ran out of coffee. I don't even drink it but it's still irking me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There's no sun.

Fuckity fuck.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been working 12 hour days for 2 weeks and it's catching up on me

But I got paid today

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"No rant from me.

leave then "
OK my complaint is how come there's so many men and so little time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

applied for job in local store to measure bust sizes in the lingerie department.

didnt even get an inter_iew, let alone a grope.

probably think i am some sort of perve. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs ache from the gym. I need a rub down.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OIL AT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from the gym, to tired after a hard chest and bicep session and now relaxing watching tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can 3 year olds not eat anything. .. scratch that, why can they not DO anything without making the house look like a tornado has just passed through???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun is out and it's a beautiful day.

Surprised by these stories of car problems.

Mine's 18 years old and as reliable as the sun!

I once saw an AA man crying his eyes out at a set of traffic lights. Thought to myself 'Reckon he's headed for a breakdown'

Happy Thursday everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got earache and my kids are doing my head in!! Roll on Monday

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I have no fig rolls

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Fucking TNT supposed to collect a parcel by 1pm and it's three minutes past.....I can't deal with this sort of incompetence!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to complain about here.

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tesco mobile phone coverage is shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinking cold look n feel like shite need me lashes doing n a mani n pedi..but feel to shite to leave the house..one big snotty mess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The battery life on my mobile is shit too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customers who shout and scream abuse @ you and think its ok, get in my tits grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Customers who shout and scream abuse @ you and think its ok, get in my tits grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a twat "

if i shout abuse at you and think its ok, would i get in to your tits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Customers who shout and scream abuse @ you and think its ok, get in my tits grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a twat

if i shout abuse at you and think its ok, would i get in to your tits lol"

Its never ok to shout abuse at me. I wanted to lamp him one

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Joining in as my Thursdays gone from a oh yeah , to you tw@ ..

BT customer service .. No real help at all. See my techno advice needed thread lol

Only advice given was to not have so many devices connected to my broad band.....m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The battery life on my mobile is shit too"

I started with 100% and it's down to 25%

And 3 hours to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising your a chuffin fool!! Boy that sucks!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I had to drive an automatic car whilst mine was being serviced...

they are a fucking nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had to drive an automatic car whilst mine was being serviced...

they are a fucking nightmare"

Ive had a couple,they're like driving bumper cars

I love gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to drive an automatic car whilst mine was being serviced...

they are a fucking nightmare

Ive had a couple,they're like driving bumper cars

I love gears "

they're great when you're stuck in Stop start traffic though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got blocked in, in the staff car park! He then went offsite in another colleague's car to a meeting ! I had to wait for him to come back. Meaning I was then an hour late for the meeting I was trying to get to and he knew I was very very unimpressed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come off night shifts not been to bed yet because doing a surprise party for MIL tomorrow who I must add hates me anyway and Paul's escaped while being on a night shift at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Customers who shout and scream abuse @ you and think its ok, get in my tits grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a twat "

The general public can be such dickheads. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to drive an automatic car whilst mine was being serviced...

they are a fucking nightmare"

I disagree. I love mine. Never going back to manual.

Funny isn't how we have power seats, power windows, power steering etc, all to save us a little manual effort but for some reason, in this country, a lot of people don't like autos.

I got sick and tired of changing up and down the gearbox and up and down on the clutch in heavy traffic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate my profile. "

It's blank ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate my profile.

It's blank ...... "

It has a very cute dot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tescos .....for having stock in stores that when you get to check out that they refuse to sell you because its not on their systems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tescos .....for having stock in stores that when you get to check out that they refuse to sell you because its not on their systems"

No wonder they're losing money and customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people who wink actually read profiles? I mean how rude they wink I look and all I can see are pics of cocks and you all bloody know my _iew on cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do people who wink actually read profiles? I mean how rude they wink I look and all I can see are pics of cocks and you all bloody know my _iew on cock pics "

You love them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't most of the people on my bus wash their hair? I don't get it.

Sorry, not in a ranty mood so can't really give it any more bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people who wink actually read profiles? I mean how rude they wink I look and all I can see are pics of cocks and you all bloody know my _iew on cock pics

You love them? "

God yes the more the merrier no need to ever see a face or in fact talk to a guy so long as they have a cock it's all fine

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Ok folks here is my first ever rant post...

Why is it every time i buy shaving gel does the gas in the can always run out when there is still at least 1/4 of a can still left?

Fuming

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I could have a jolly good rant since work today has been a manic clusterfuck of epic proportions. I fixed everything before leaving for the day and I'm now too tired to be apoplectic so it's a pathetic whine from me instead. On a brighter note, there's a new fish and chip shop up the road so I am about to eat fish and chips and curry sauce (sung to the tune of 'Sex and Drugs and Rock n Roll').

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had man flu all day, and thought if order some junk food as I needed something, usual food wasn't tempting me.

Delivery was sooo late, and wrong. I'm not too bothered, but only thing I can rant about today - I'm too laid back for rants!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I had to drive an automatic car whilst mine was being serviced...

they are a fucking nightmare"

I had that a few months ago. It just feels wrong.

A client has underpaid me so I am feeling ranty. The figure paid doesn't even seem to relate in any way to the invoice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to drive an automatic car whilst mine was being serviced...

they are a fucking nightmare

I had that a few months ago. It just feels wrong.

A client has underpaid me so I am feeling ranty. The figure paid doesn't even seem to relate in any way to the invoice. "

I thought you were missing a tooth or something and then I realised it was just some dried snot on my computer screen.

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Made a nice lasagne, assembled it, put in oven, forgot to turn the fecker on

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