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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I've got a meet planned for tomorrow , and realised I've somewhat neglected my housework this week . So I need some quick tips on how to make the place look tidy with out to much actual work?

Cos I'm a lazy moo really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I've got a meet planned for tomorrow , and realised I've somewhat neglected my housework this week . So I need some quick tips on how to make the place look tidy with out to much actual work?

Cos I'm a lazy moo really "

Surprise him by saying you've always wanted to fuck a guy who's wearing a blindfold

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" I've got a meet planned for tomorrow , and realised I've somewhat neglected my housework this week . So I need some quick tips on how to make the place look tidy with out to much actual work?

Cos I'm a lazy moo really

Surprise him by saying you've always wanted to fuck a guy who's wearing a blindfold "
love it

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Umm still need to clear the bed off.. Where can I hide my washing and pile of shoes ?

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Under the bed?! Spare room?!In the shed?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him only boring women have clean & tidy houses

Where do you sleep if your bed is covered in washing and shoes?!

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Tell him only boring women have clean & tidy houses

Where do you sleep if your bed is covered in washing and shoes?! "

Last few nights? At work lol. I started to sort it before I went so it's still all over the bed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him your cleaner is on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him "Dirty house = dirty mind" he won't worry then....

To be honest, I'd doubt he'd notice as he's a man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ctrl + D

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,


" I've got a meet planned for tomorrow , and realised I've somewhat neglected my housework this week . So I need some quick tips on how to make the place look tidy with out to much actual work?

Cos I'm a lazy moo really "

Cleanliness tends to have no shortcuts....would you compromise on your personal hygiene?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Umm still need to clear the bed off.. Where can I hide my washing and pile of shoes ? "

Just tell him you're an art collector and it's the latest piece by Tracey Emin

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" I've got a meet planned for tomorrow , and realised I've somewhat neglected my housework this week . So I need some quick tips on how to make the place look tidy with out to much actual work?

Cos I'm a lazy moo really

Cleanliness tends to have no shortcuts....would you compromise on your personal hygiene? "

Lol personal hygiene is always up to date as is my grooming

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" I've got a meet planned for tomorrow , and realised I've somewhat neglected my housework this week . So I need some quick tips on how to make the place look tidy with out to much actual work?

Cos I'm a lazy moo really "

Come to mine, and let's have a 3some

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" I've got a meet planned for tomorrow , and realised I've somewhat neglected my housework this week . So I need some quick tips on how to make the place look tidy with out to much actual work?

Cos I'm a lazy moo really

Come to mine, and let's have a 3some "

Oh SRF you say the sweetest things x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a bin liner , fill it then hide in loft

Sure that's what I did with my ex

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Shove it all in an empty suitcase and put that on top of the wardrobe. It'll all be in one place then for you to sort out after your meet.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Get a bin liner , fill it then hide in loft

Sure that's what I did with my ex "

So!!! Your ex is in a suitcase in the loft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a bin liner , fill it then hide in loft

Sure that's what I did with my ex

So!!! Your ex is in a suitcase in the loft? "

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a bin liner , fill it then hide in loft

Sure that's what I did with my ex

So!!! Your ex is in a suitcase in the loft?

No comment "

Funny that's just what your Ex said

Mfmffmumummmfmmfmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to clean the flat before the shag lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pile everything in the middle of the room and put a rug over it. He'll never notice it.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Ok I got my arse into gear, the washing has been placed carefully on the wardrobe floor. And my shoes are put away neatly. ( I know my priorities )

The floors have been hoovered, and the kitchen tidied, well dishes hidden in the dishwasher. Just going to hide the junk on the sofa under the stairs for the chatting bit before and after, and we are good to go.

See house work easy, just need a really good motivation to get it done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

instead of bringing a bottle of wine round i'd suggest a bottle of mr sheen hahahah

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"instead of bringing a bottle of wine round i'd suggest a bottle of mr sheen hahahah "

Nah I just need to find me one of then sub guys that's likes cleaning ..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Whilst not a good decluttering strategy, it is ok to move stuff into spare rooms and cupboards. Better still if someone does it for you. Put something sparkling and clean on show, as it will absorb attention and suggest you have the most stringent highest standards of style and cleanliness. Your body fragrance of freshly washed and scrubbed and scented elegance will waft over the air and suggest a sophisticated boudoir, whilst your stinking odds and ends are shoved out of sight. Vacuum in high profile spots, as with a quick dust, and the mere small burst spray of polish etc will indoctrinate his mindset that you are kim and Aggys hated better triplet. Open windows if you live in a clean spot , its warm atm, and air the old stale dregs of life and others past away. Obviously first impressions count, so clear any junk away. Diluted fabric conditioner is a clean smelling way to breath some newness into a room - you can mist spray it. I dont go big on those smell removers, as Id shudder to think the corpse of the last meet is decomposing and they have something murky to hide. Worst case paint your light bulbs black, so he cant see if its a hovel. Make that bathroom a shiny clean spot too - a quick wipe works wonders, but please - I beg you - use different items to clean the loo from the rest. Pick a flower or two from the garden and drop lovingly into a little trinket, which will ensure he believes you are as fresh as little bo peep, minus the stinking sheep. The 80/20 rule applies. 20% of your effort gets you 80% of your results. Dont do more than 19%, else you will appear on channel 5 obsessive compulsive cleaners. Obviously fresh linens too. If you cant manage this much, get him fucking you over the compost heap, getting it all back to basics.

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